The driver was also a little angry, his eyes widened, and he said: "I smoked it when we parked the car. I didn't smoke when you came up. The taxi company stipulates that we are not allowed to smoke in front of passengers, and I didn't violate the rules?"
Oh, you can only ride in my car for a few dozen minutes at most, why don’t you allow me to smoke at other times?”
Ma Lan said angrily: "Please understand, the taxi is your service place. You must keep your service place clean and hygienic, and the air should be fresh. Are you still reasonable with such a strong smell of smoke?"
The master choked and said, "This service place is provided by the taxi company, not by me. I only drive. If you are dissatisfied with anything, you can go and make suggestions to the taxi company."
As he said that, the master muttered dissatisfiedly: "It's just a cigarette. What's the fuss about this? Your gentlemen don't smoke?"
Ma Lan rolled her eyes at him and hummed, "Pump."
The master answered: "That's all right. If you smell smoke at home, you still smell it. If you smell smoke when you go out, you still smell smoke. What's the difference?"
Ma Lan said two words disdainfully: "Dead."
The master subconsciously asked: "What's dead?"
Ma Lan deliberately said loudly: "Didn't you ask my man if he smokes? I'll tell you he smokes, he smokes to death."
The master's expression suddenly became extremely ugly, but he still argued palely: "Look, you, a lesbian, don't listen to what you say. There are many possibilities for a person's death. How do you know that he died from smoking?"
"Lung cancer!" Ma Lan said angrily: "He got lung cancer from smoking. It spread to his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys and brain. It is said that it even grew in his bones. When he went to the hospital, the doctor said that he could not be saved. At most, he would not be saved.
After living for three months, he died within a week, so I donated his body to the medical school so that the medical students could practice disemboweling him and make some contribution to society."
As he spoke, Ma Lan sighed: "Oh, you don't know. The professor at the medical school said that the lungs of my old man are blacker than coal from smoking. As soon as you open your stomach, you can smell the smell."
The fishy and smelly smell of smoke almost killed the old professor on the spot. He cut off two lungs and took them out. It was like freshly smoked pork, dripping with oil.
, that’s all the tar in the cigarette! Tell yourself, did he die from smoking?”
When the master heard this, his expression looked like he had eaten a poisonous fly. He was really disgusted and scared.
Seeing that his expression was very ugly and he didn't answer anything, Ma Lan couldn't help but murmured: "Hey, you said that these cancer cells are really powerful, and their lungs have been reduced to coke. The cancer cells can grow and become stronger. Their vitality is indeed tenacious."
, it feels like a lot of fungus can grow on that rotten tree, which is a bit interesting."
The master said in his heart: "What does this mean to your mother! What kind of fucking metaphor are you talking about, you damn old bitch? Why are you so fucking disrespectful!"
Ye Chen was sitting in the back, feeling extremely helpless, thinking to himself: "My mother-in-law is really determined to retaliate. My father-in-law just didn't drive over to pick her up, but in the end she really picked it up and she cursed her husband in front of the taxi driver."
People smoked to death and were disembowelled by medical students. There is really no one left with this mouth."
Xiao Churan was also very angry. She was sitting behind Ma Lan. When she heard Ma Lan cursing her father, she felt a little unacceptable.
But she was not good enough to expose Ma Lan's lie in front of the taxi driver, because that might make the taxi driver doubt his life, so she could only cough hard from behind as a reminder.
When Ma Lan heard Xiao Churan coughing, she naturally knew what her daughter meant. However, she was angry with Xiao Changkun in her heart, and ignored the presence of her daughter and son-in-law, and continued to say to the driver: "Master, what you just said is right.
, Smoking is actually very normal, and it is natural to have lung cancer. You, just smoke with confidence. After all, life is just about living a happy life, isn't it?"
The master looked embarrassed and said hesitantly: "Ahem, this... this smoking... is really harmful to health. Can you smoke this less? It's better to smoke as little as possible...
.”
Ma Lan smiled and asked the driver: "Master, how many cigarettes do you smoke today?"
The master awkwardly held the steering wheel with one hand, scratched his scalp with the other hand, and said without confidence: "I... a little more... a day...
That one is probably...a little more than one pack..."