"Not normal!" Qian Hongyan said in a very firm tone: "It's all working days, so the data won't fluctuate too much. Moreover, if we want to make more money, we must ensure that the data has been rising steadily. Once the data starts to move, Going downhill is definitely a very dangerous signal. If it drops by two or three percentage points every day, it won't take long for us to be knocked back to our original shape, so we must think of ways to make our data pick up again and continue to make progress. high."
Xiao Changqian asked: "Wife, do you have any good ideas?"
Qian Hongyan said coldly: "I have been thinking about it for the past two days. Those enemies in the live broadcast room may be a little tired of just seeing you two paralyzed in bed. I plan to change the script a little starting tomorrow. .”
Xiao Changgan hurriedly asked: "Wife, what script do you want to change?"
Qian Hongyan said calmly: "I checked online, and it seems that pancreatic cancer has the highest mortality rate now. I checked some early symptoms of pancreatic cancer on the Internet. The most prominent features are weight loss and skin jaundice. I plan to start tomorrow Start to control your diet well. You have to try to lose ten or twenty pounds in a short period of time. Then I will find some foundation to give you a slimmer complexion. Then all you have to do is to look better in front of the camera. You are getting weaker and weaker. When the time comes, those enemies in the live broadcast room will definitely find something wrong with you. Since you asked me to check it out for you, I will stop broadcasting for a day or two and then forge a medical record showing that you were diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. This way Once you get there, you'll be able to behave even more miserably."
Xiao Changqian was so frightened that he trembled and blurted out: "Honey... you asked me to pretend to have pancreatic cancer. Isn't it too unlucky..."
With that said, Xiao Changqian said submissively: "Wife, look... I am not a feudal superstitious person. The key is to diet and lose weight. My body is already in the recovery period. If you don't let me eat anymore, "I'm full, when will I be able to recover..."
Qian Hongyan frowned in disgust and asked, "Do you think it's your turn to express your opinion on this matter? I'm just informing you!"
After saying that, she looked at Mrs. Xiao and said coldly: "Starting from tomorrow, his food intake will be halved!"
"Okay, okay... Hongyan, don't worry, I will do it!" Mrs. Xiao could only nod in agreement at this time.
Xiao Changqian suddenly turned pale. He knew very well that he was still in the recovery period and could not eat on his own. He had to rely on his elderly mother to feed him one spoonful at a time. If the old mother got stuck directly from the source, There is nothing I can do to live within my own capacity.
In desperation, he could only sigh and said: "Okay, Hongyan, I will listen to you!"
Qian Hongyan hummed, turned to look at Xiao Hailong, and said: "The most popular saying on the Internet now is that hemp ropes are only cut at the thinnest places. Bad luck only seeks out the poor. Just your dad pretending to have pancreatic cancer... It's not enough. It's best if you also have a more serious disease. I think there are a lot of young people suffering from uremia now. You can start from tomorrow and gradually find out what it feels like to be a uremic patient."
"Uraemia..." Xiao Hailong said with a confused look: "But I don't know how uremia patients feel..."
Qian Hongyan said calmly: "Search on the short video website, there must be a lot of related videos, be sure to imitate them, the more similar they are, the better!"
Xiao Hailong hurriedly asked: "Does uremia also require diet control?"
Qian Hongyan said disdainfully: "There is no common sense at all. The typical symptom of uremia is edema, and the whole person will become swollen. From tomorrow on, you should drink more water every day, but be careful not to increase the speed of drinking water all at once."
It's too fast, it's better to do it little by little, and the edema will gradually appear. You and your dad need to take time to cooperate. First, he will lose weight and discover pancreatic cancer. After this drama is over, you will start to show obvious edema.
, and then he was diagnosed with uremia. As a result, the short video platform looks worse than us, and I’m afraid we won’t be able to find another one! By then, why worry about not making enough money?”
As soon as Xiao Hailong heard this, he knew that he would suffer a lot.
He is now bedridden due to paralysis and can only use a urine bag every day. In order to avoid trouble and embarrassment, he usually drinks less water subconsciously, but his mother allows him to gradually increase his water intake, which makes daily convenience very painful.
However, he did not dare to disobey his mother, so he could only nod and say: "Okay, Mom, I understand... Don't worry, I will do as you ask!"