It was lively when there were a lot of people, and everyone was talking to each other, not mentioning a word about the situation in front of them, and all they were talking about were dirty jokes between men. As for Qingfeng Li, who smelled of alcohol, although some people found that he was not normal tonight,
But who cares? No one knows that the sun will not live to see tomorrow.
Yang, how can you meddle in other people's business and ask what's going on?
There are really nosy people, like Ye Xiaochuan.
The mountain deer is almost done, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Let Fatty Liu do the rest of the finishing work.
He and Zhu Changshui each held a black porcelain bowl, touched it, raised their heads and drank it all in one gulp.
Then, Ye Xiaochuan said: "Brother Zhu, how is your relationship with Junior Sister Liu Tong recently? Last time, I didn't drink the wedding wine between Senior Brother Zhao and Senior Sister Chang because I was punished for thinking too much. Now I'm counting on you and Sister Liu."
Junior sister."
When everyone heard this, most of them stared at Zhu Changshui with hatred.
To be honest, Zhu Changshui is pretty good-looking, but his cultivation level can only be ranked last among this group of people. If it weren't for the reputation of his master Yu Chenzi, who would know who he is.
However, such a dandy disciple who was not a popular disciple actually abducted Liu Tong, one of the most beautiful women in the team. These people witnessed with their own eyes how the relationship between Zhu Changshui and Liu Tong heated up during their stay in southern Xinjiang.
It was just because I witnessed it with my own eyes that I found it incredible.
I didn't see Zhu Changshui doing anything special. He just followed Liu Tong like a follower all day long, trying to please Liu Tong in every possible way.
Facing the angry glares of everyone, Zhu Changshui immediately became proud and said: "Come on, come on, brother Xiaochuan, I won't find anyone else to be my best man when the time comes."
When Ye Xiaochuan heard that he was going to be the best man, he immediately grimaced. Being the best man was a hard job. It was used as a pad to protect the groom from his stick on the wedding day. Last time Zhao Wuji got married, I heard that Xiao Wu, Su Qin, etc.
Several of the groomsmen were quite miserable.
He said: "It's not impossible to be your best friend. We are brothers who grew up together. But we have agreed that if you and Junior Sister Liu have a child in the future, I will be his godfather."
Ah, and the first godfather! No matter how many godfathers he has, I must be the first!"
When he mentioned the word "child", Ye Xiaochuan's tone obviously became a little more serious. Others didn't notice, but in the ears of the drunk Qingfeng Li, it was like thunder.
Zhu Changshui laughed loudly and said: "No problem, but... I guess you have to wait for a long time. It's not like you don't know that no fairy in the world of cultivation can get pregnant so easily. Even if the child is still young, it is estimated that
It must take thirty to fifty years of recuperation." Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, looked at Zhao Wuji, and said: "You have to ask Senior Brother Zhao about this matter. Senior Brother Zhao, you and Senior Sister Chang have been married for ten years, right?
, when I was at Samsara Peak, I heard Senior Uncle Chi Yan nagging all day long about wanting to hold his disciple. What’s going on? Why did Senior Sister Chang’s belly feel so tight?
There is no response." Zhao Wuji's face turned slightly red and he said: "You can't blame me, I have been working hard, but... it just doesn't work. They say that the sons of monks are given by heaven, and this is absolutely true. Those throughout the ages
For two monk couples, if three or four out of ten couples can conceive a child, it is considered good.
I can only rely on God’s will.”
Everyone nodded.
They are all lustful dandies, and they have been studying how beautiful fairies have children since they were young. Of course, they also know the reasons why it is difficult for fairies in the cultivation world to get pregnant.
When the topic of children came up, he couldn't stop the car. Ye Xiaochuan began to give advice to Zhao Wuji and Zhu Changshui. Finally, he suggested that everyone contribute all the secrets they know that can make fairies get pregnant quickly, and everyone should study together, even if they are civilian veterans.
Military doctors’ home remedies will also work.
So while drinking and eating meat, everyone offered up the folk remedies they knew. The discussion was so lively that from time to time, disciples passing by would look over and wonder what important topic this group of righteous villains were discussing.
Ye Xiaochuan also pointed to these folk remedies to make a fortune. He took out a pen and paper and wrote down all the folk remedies these guys knew one by one.
Among them, Jie Se and Yamashita Zhishu were the most enthusiastic in speaking, providing many unheard of prescriptions. Ye Xiaochuan tilted his neck and looked at Jie Se, and said: "I'm talking about Lao Jie, Lao Shan is from Fusang, and the living conditions on the island are difficult.
It's understandable that you spend all your time studying how to get women pregnant and increase the reproductive rate. You said you are a great monk, how can you know so much? For example, what you just provided
There are two or three things that a woman with a cold uterus may affect her fertility, as well as measures to take care of a woman with a cold uterus. These are not things that a normal man should know."
Everyone looked at Jiese. Jiese defended himself: "What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Who said monks can't understand medicine? Which temple in the world doesn't always provide medicine to mortals?
, is it so strange that a monk knows some medical skills? Besides, those women can’t conceive children and go to the temple all day long to beg for help.
Avalokitesvara, the monk actually knows best about women conceiving children. So you don’t need to make a fuss."
Hearing this, everyone nodded slightly, this excuse was still valid.
Fatty Liu said: "So, those infertile women who go to the temple to pray to Buddha and burn incense, and then successfully conceive a child, are not sending their children to Guanyin to appear, but are the credit of the monks in the temple?"
Jie Se and Liu Jie pressed down on Fatty Liu and beat him violently.
After beating them, Liujie said: "You just can't speak. It's all the credit of the monks. It was the monks who cured their infertility."
Everyone started to denounce Fatty Liu again. Fatty Liu quickly apologized and was punished with three bowls of wine before everyone stopped.
Ye Xiaochuan saw that everyone was trying to change the topic, but that was not okay. He took great pains to steer the topic towards having children, mainly targeting Li Qingfeng.
Then he said to Li Qingfeng: "Mr. Li, don't just drink too much. Everyone has contributed their own secret recipes for giving birth, so you can also tell me. It is difficult for fairies to get pregnant. If everyone unifies the secret recipes they know,
Compiled into a book, it might benefit countless people."
Qingfeng Li was almost drunk. He shook his head and said, "I...I don't know, and I'm not...interested in this matter."
Ye Xiaochuan was very excited. There was so much foreshadowing, just to escape from the secret recipe in Qingfeng Li's stomach.
I have only done it with Yu Linglong a dozen times, and Yu Linglong is still in the state of tightly locking Yuan Yin, which can make Yu Linglong's belly grow bigger. If you say that there is no unique secret recipe, who will believe it?
He didn't give up and asked again. As a result, Qingfeng Li leaned back and lay sprawled on the ground and fell asleep. He even snored loudly. It seemed that he was not pretending, but really drank too much.
Ye Xiaochuan couldn't figure out Qingfeng Li's secret method and felt very depressed. He asked the two of them to drag away Qingfeng Li, who was like a dead pig, so that his snoring would not disturb everyone's enjoyment of drinking.