As an old homebody who has lived in a small house for five years,
Pu Jie has rich experience in theoretical love,
Many times in the late nights when I could not sleep,
Hiding under the covers, holding a dog food novel, smiling like a fool,
Wrapped in the quilt and twisting around, he looked like a big meat maggot.
at this moment,
This situation.
Their eyes met together,
Pu Jie's heart beat faster than expected,
The girl behind the classroom is like the Zixia fairy in the previous life movie walking out of the screen.
Modern dress can't hide beauty and playfulness,
Moreover, she is taller than the original version and her skin is fairer and softer.
Mainly young and innocent,
Very moist.
Dog Food Article Guide to Picking Up Girls 1: Men must take the initiative and be brave!
Pu Jie plucked up the courage and walked over with a gentlemanly smile.
"This classmate, I see that you like literature just like me. Can you add me on WeChat?"
The reason why I stayed here to wait for him must have been because of his handsome appearance and overflowing literary talent.
"Fairy Zixia" pointed at his manuscript that had been heavily revised by the instructor, pouted,
"You write this kind of thing and you want to learn how to pick up girls? Are you crazy?"
Pu Jie was stunned,
‘Fairy Zixia’ carried her delicate little schoolbag and walked out. Her roommate was still waiting for her at the door.
Pu Jie vaguely heard her mumbling as she walked,
"I thought Teacher Wang kept him here because he wanted to cooperate, but he turned out to be a fool and a waste of my time. I might as well have gone to the number one person and asked for WeChat..."
Pu Jie froze on the spot,
Dachun and others were waiting for him outside. Seeing this situation, they couldn't hold back.
"Hahahaha~"
"Brother Jie, I'm so embarrassed."
"Yuan Hua, given the situation that Pu Jie just had, why don't we compose an impromptu poem?"
Yuan Hua's work was not selected, and he was just warned by the instructor not to engage in petty tricks. The reviewers of the website are all his students.
I'm feeling uncomfortable,
At this time, there was a comparison, and I suddenly became happy.
"Okay, let me give it a try... If someone tries to trick you in front of others, you will be tricked, but if someone is behind you, you will pretend to be cool and you will be tricked!"
"Okay! Hahaha~~"
The three of them laughed heartlessly,
Before Pu Jie had time to mourn his dead love, he couldn't bear the pain of being fucked by several people.
"Go, go, Yuan Hua, you hurt me!"
"Hey~ That's not true. How can a scholar's poem be called hurtful? This is called... innuendo."
"I don't care, I can't live without a barbecue."
"Hahaha, it's just barbecue, I'll arrange it for noon today!"
Yuan Hua was rich and powerful, and Pu Jie was able to get another meal with peace of mind.
The broken heart can only be filled with secret pork belly, black pepper steak, and Korean-style grilled sausage.
However, Pu Jie still felt a little depressed inside.
He really wanted to shout just now:
"Don't bully young people into poverty!"
But that would make him more embarrassed and make the atmosphere shameful...
I just endured this second line.
However, he can also understand what the other party is doing,
The acting girls who come here to take classes all have a utilitarian mentality.
His teacher bluntly stated that there was no possibility of adapting his work.
Naturally, I won't waste time on him.
However, he was still very depressed when he was rejected when he asked for WeChat for the first time.
After lunch,
He vented all this depression in his works,
"If you can't satisfy yourself in reality, you can enjoy it in novels."
Afternoon, computer room,
Pu Jie's hands were flying on the keyboard,
Lines of text appear on the screen...
...
Long Aotian was invited to attend a college reunion and met the goddess from college.
The goddess has achieved little success, but she looks down on Long Aotian.
Others also thought that Long Aotian was still the son-in-law who came to visit him, so they all sneered at him as a 'weak person' and complimented him as a 'strong person' who had done well.
The entire class reunion turned into a competition.
The goddess hooked up with the son of a successful boss and asked him to come to the class reunion to help her save face.
But the son of the big boss named Mr. Wang was slapped in the face by Long Aotian just a few chapters ago.
As a result, when Mr. Wang came, he saw Long Aotian present.
Just pay your respects!
"I didn't know the Dragon King was here, please forgive me!"
[Long Aotian’s crooked mouth.jpg]
The goddess showed disbelief in her eyes, and then shouted: "Did Mr. Wang admit the wrong person? He is just the little son-in-law of the Lin family, how can he be the Dragon King?"
"Shut up! How dare you contradict the Dragon King!"
Next, he started to show off and slap in the face,
Beat up all the people who were called the most cheery at the class reunion,
Then the goddess cried and begged Long Aotian to forgive him and expressed her willingness to give him a monkey.
["Hmph! How can I, Long Aotian, be climbed up by someone like you?"]
...
write here,
Pu Jie hesitated for a moment, then automatically substituted the goddess into the face of 'Fairy Zixia',
I feel inappropriate,
"You are a bastard if you don't take advantage of it!"
changed to:
[Long Aotian raised the goddess’s chin and smiled evilly: “Victoria Hotel, Presidential Suite 888, I’ll wait for you tonight”]
Then left gracefully.
Pu Jie looked at the books on the current Qidian website again and found that the review of these contents was far less strict than in his previous life.
Although you can't describe it directly, it's okay to scratch the surface.
"No wonder the cultural industry is so developed and the social atmosphere is so good!"
So...I added another 2,000 words of detailed description.
...
After publishing the 10,000-word chapter I wrote today,
Pu Jie saw the listing notice sent by Qidian Writer Assistant backstage,
Only then did he realize that it was time for him to go on the shelf.
Qidian's listing process takes about one and a half to two months, but that's because the number of new books updated every day is about 2,000 words.
They are all listed at around 100,000 words.
His book is updated with 10,000 words every day, so it has already reached 300,000 words in just one month.
Qidian’s editors have never seen this situation before,
Although Xiaoxing didn't like this rude author, she still dutifully applied for him to be put on the shelves in advance.
There was no pressure to get it approved by the editor-in-chief or chief editor.
Whether "Urban Son-in-law Dragon King" is available on Qidian or not is no longer important to them.
Because this book is on new media channels... it’s crazy!
In the past two weeks, new media channels have pressed down all other books, focusing on "Urban Son-in-law Dragon King".
The results are like a rocket, flying around!
Maximum daily sales soared from 30,000 to 200,000!
But thinking that Pu Jie didn't know about this situation, Xiaoxing decided to have a chat with Pu Jie.
Prevent him from cutting up books because his grades are too poor,
However... because the share of new media channels has not yet been determined, there is no accurate figure for the specific royalties.
The commissions from new media channels are very high,
After all, all they use is other people's traffic, and they operate and promote it. The starting point only needs to provide books.
This is also Qidian’s first time making money from new media channels, and I have no experience in splitting money... We will have to wait until the settlement is completed to know the specific figures.
So he couldn't tell Pu Jie about this situation in advance, otherwise he wouldn't be able to answer.
It is inappropriate to say too much or too little,
"Hint that he has a lot of royalties, and then wait for the new media channel royalties to be settled, and then give him a big surprise!"
"Why don't you thank me properly then?"
then,
Pu Jie received a message from "Dog Editor Xiaoxing",
"The writing is very good and the grades are good. Qidian has some special manuscript fee subsidies. I will apply for them for you. Update them carefully and be sure not to be a eunuch!"
A question mark slowly appeared on Pu Jie's head.
This editor... why are you always fighting against him?
Is that a royalties subsidy?
That's money out of his pocket!
And...you call these 200 collections good results?
Haha, it’s so embarrassing to be able to comfort people so falsely.
However, after thinking about it for a moment, he understood,
"The subsidy he mentioned should be something similar to the original starting point power list subsidy. Authors who update a lot of words will receive incentives from the website, and then encourage other writers to write together."
By the way, the first place on the first combat power list at the beginning of my previous life was a man named Eagle...
"Damn it! If you update 10,000 times a day, you can become the king of volume in Qidian? This is not a good sign."
After thinking about the meaning behind this,
Pu Jie quickly replied: "Don't worry, I will definitely update it to more than 1 million words. This book is my dream. Even if I discharge it for love, I will finish it!"
"There is no need for special subsidies. I want to see how much royalties I can earn based on my ability."
Xiaoxing burst into tears after seeing Pu Jie's reply.
This guy... finally replied to his content of more than two words.
And looking at this attitude, the old eunuchs in Quan Qidian should learn from it!
"Okay! With your words, I feel relieved. Qidian will definitely not disappoint you. If you follow me, I will definitely help you make a lot of money!"
Xiaoxing wants to hug this thigh,
This is a new media god whose sales volume is no less than that of the first-line gods!
From now on it will be his qualifications.
He, Xiaoxing, overcame objections and signed a work that had been rejected three times, creating a new media sales miracle.
Contemporary Bole and Chollima!
Pu Jie: "Oh"
small star:"......"
Gan!
Pu Jie scratched his head and said, just speak properly, why curse others.