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Chapter 271 Your face-slapping plot... is it too blunt?

Chapter 271 Is your slap-in-the-face plot too blunt? (Additional update 44135)

The extension of copyright fees brought Mr. Pu the last glimmer of hope in a desperate situation.

He still has room to operate!

Open the system interface.

[Pei's online article operation module]

[Company name: Duoyu Culture Co., Ltd.]

[Total funds: 9,144,732 yuan (↓ 5,887,539 yuan)]

[Challenge period: 120 days]

[Challenge rules: One week before settlement, the company must not have backlogged copyrights, unreleased movies and TV series, unsold products, etc. If so, it will affect the system settlement. Please pay attention to the time.]

【.(Click to expand detailed rules)】

[Conversion ratio: profit settlement 100:1, loss settlement 1:10]

[There are still 7 days left until settlement.]

Steam's game sales share is automatically distributed to game developers by the system, and the money will be transferred on the 1st of every month.

Mr. Pu took a look and found out that according to some messy tax preferential policies, the platform deducted the income and left Duoyu Company with 9 million. Now the sales of the game are still stable.

In the next week, it is expected to earn another 9 million from the platform.

"Although the expenses of the online literature department have increased slightly, the revenue is still relatively stable. It is estimated that there will be a profit of 4 million yuan this month, so I will have about 22 million yuan in funds before settlement."

"Wait a minute! This doesn't include Duoyu Tingshu."

Because Duoyu Tingshu does not have its own payment system, and in order to facilitate user payment in the early stage of promotion, it has signed treaties with WeChat and Alipay, allowing users to use these two largest payment platforms to make payments, and they will guarantee it.

Although you have to pay a certain fee every month, and the money will not be settled until some time later, it is convenient for users and will greatly improve the payment rate of early users.

After all, no one wants to fill in their bank card and personal information again when paying for a new software.

Everyone is still accustomed to using their own convenient payment platform.

"The money from Alipay and WeChat can be transferred to the company account on the 3rd, and Lao Meng will take it away and use it to pay wages and make expenses on the 5th. It doesn't matter if you make more or less, it's just passed through the company anyway."

Whoever makes the money spends it.

Mr. Pu is quite relieved about Lao Meng.

Mr. Pu thought about it for a while and felt that there was no problem.

"Assistant Qi calculated the company's fixed expenses this month. It's 3 million a month, which means I still have 19 million left."

"This cycle is about to pass, how can we not give everyone bonuses? The game is a success, Duoyu Listening is a success, give some bonuses. Is there anything wrong?"

Mr. Pu talked to himself and told the system.

No warning was received.

"I think giving everyone a bonus of 18.99 million is nothing."

[System: It is detected that the host seriously violates the company's operating principles, and the electric shock system is being warmed up]

Mr. Pu:(*゜ー゜*)

"Ahem! How is that possible! Bonuses cannot be given until the company goes bankrupt. I think 9.5 million, sharing the profits in half with the employees, is actually quite reliable! 8 million, 6 million, 4 million, 3 million? Oh oh oh. Then

Where's 3.5 million? Damn! Don't be impulsive to the system! Just 3 million, just 3 million! Don't load the electric shock program, you'll be stupid if you try to shock people again."

In the end, through his unremitting efforts, Mr. Pu finally won the maximum benefit for his more than 100 employees - a bonus of 3 million.

"Damn it! It's okay for these hard-working people to join forces to mess with me. I have to risk getting electric shocks to get bonuses for them. I'm so angry!"

But there is nothing that can be done about it.

In order to enrich his personal property, Mr. Pu could only endure it.

Otherwise, if he makes a profit of 10 million, he will also receive 100,000.

It’s better to lose 20,000 yuan!

Seeing a pile of money in the company that he could not use at will, Mr. Pu felt like there were ants crawling on him!

I can't get the wool out of my system, I feel uncomfortable all over!

"I have a saying, last cycle we were able to get 900,000 from it, this cycle we can get at least 10 million Huahua, right?"

"So. After the 3 million bonus is distributed, there is only 16 million left. How to spend it?"

Thinking of this, the corners of Mr. Pu's mouth raised slightly.

He has a backup surprise spending plan!

"Zhang Yang! Come on!"

I was thinking about the publicity of my script outside when I heard it and ran all the way into Mr. Pu’s office.

"Brother Jie, do we want to go out?"

"Yes! Let's go see the car!"

"Hey~ Which store should we go to?"

"Rolls-Royce! Uh. Ferrari? Bentley? Porsche? Lamborghini. Damn it!"

Zhang Yang: "."

Although I don’t understand why Mr. Pu is counting the signs there, I don’t know why.

Is Brother Jie’s worth enough to consider these brands?

Hiss~

I feel relieved when I think that Pu Jie’s copyright has just been sold for 100 million yuan. I should.

Pu Jie struggled for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly: "Forget about the sports car, it is not suitable for company use, let's go and see BBA."

Mr. Pu took Assistant Qi and Zhang Yang to the 4S store in Kyoto.

Go straight to Mercedes.

He originally wanted to buy himself a sports car in the name of providing a car for the company. It was handsome, cool and expensive!

After you get benefits, you can still spend a lot of money, which will be converted into your own personal property 10 times later.

It’s a win-win!

Mr. Pu wins twice!

However, he was ruthlessly denied by the dog system. His current company car was not suitable for a sports car, and he couldn't spend too much money.

After testing a few waves secretly, Mr. Pu tested the system's bottom line of 2 million.

With the current size of Duoyu Company, the highest specification car cannot exceed 2 million.

Then Mr. Pu went directly to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store to choose.

After the three people parked the car outside, Mr. Pu hesitated for a moment and asked Assistant Qi to go to the BMW store to take a look.

He and Zhang Yang entered the largest Mercedes-Benz 4S store in Kyoto hand in hand.

At the front desk, a young female salesperson walked over enthusiastically with a small book in her arms and two White Rabbit toffees pressed behind the book.

"Hello, sir, welcome to the Kyoto Mercedes-Benz 4S store. I am Xiaoxiao, the salesperson. Are you looking for a customer or looking at a car?"

Pu Jie took a look at the female saleswoman. She had red lips and white teeth, a peach-shaped face, blue professional clothes, high-heeled shoes and high-heeled shoes. She was very good-looking.

A common noun pops up in my mind: white-collar ol.

It is indeed a Mercedes-Benz 4S store. This person stops in front. It is very high-end.

I feel like this saleswoman named Xiaoxiao can become a model directly after leaving here.

However, Mr. Pu was a little confused: "You didn't come here to look at the car, but you came here specifically to find someone?"

Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and chuckled: "Yes, there are quite a few, sir."

Mr. Pu didn’t know what she was laughing at, and felt that he had his own knowledge blind spot here.

"Let's look at cars. What cars are there under 2 million?"

Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up with joy.

"Sir, please follow me. This Mercedes-Benz Maybach 480 should meet your requirements."

Mr. Pu listened to her introduction for a while and felt a little bored.

He doesn’t know much about cars, but he knows that for a car of this level, you can just buy it with your eyes closed and you can’t go wrong.

Compared to the configuration and performance of the car, he was more concerned about a problem that had always puzzled him.

"Um. Xiaoxiao, please stop for a moment. I almost understand the car, but do you think we can afford it?"

Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and chuckled: "Sir, you are joking. Whether you can afford it or not is your business. As long as you come to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store to look at the car, I have the obligation to explain it to you. Maybe you don't want to buy it now."

Buy it, then who can say for sure in the future? Right sir?"

Pu Jie smacked his lips: "Um, don't you have that kind of thing about discriminating against customers? That's right. When he saw two people wearing shabby clothes and looking like poor losers, he came over and explained impatiently, and then sarcastically said,

In the end, I just leaked it in a domineering manner, took out 2 million, and handed it over to other salesmen at the original price on the spot. You will regret it. Can you arrange a plot like this for me?"

"Hahaha~ Mr. Pu, you are so funny. This kind of joke is too outdated. If it appeared in an online article, it would have been at least ten years ago. If you write it now, readers will say it is very blunt. We have all received professional training.

Yes, it is our duty to serve every customer well. Don’t say you don’t want to buy a car, even if you sit here drinking water all afternoon, no one will say anything.”

Mr. Pu was dissatisfied.

"How can the things of Internet writers be called blunt! Yesterday, just yesterday, my girlfriend was harassed by her boss, and I happened to bump into her, and she even pretended to be cool. Is it blunt? It's not blunt at all! Humph~ Internet writers

This thing also requires logic and reality. It’s not necessary at all, okay!”

"Ah, yes, yes, sir, you are right~"

Mr. Pu: "."

Seeing the very good sales attitude, Mr. Pu felt that he had nothing to show off anymore.

Everything on the internet is a lie!

Originally, I sent Assistant Qi away on purpose, taking only Zhang Yang, who was dressed in ordinary clothes, just to experience the routine of being ridiculed for buying a car that often appears in urban novels, but in the end, I was embarrassed.

"That's okay, let's calculate the price."

Hearing Mr. Pu say this, Xiaoxiao, who has extensive sales experience, turned her eyes into crescent moons.

"Okay, please sit down for a moment and I'll do the math for you."

After some explanation, Xiaoxiao said: "To sum up, the retail price of our black Mercedes-Benz Maybach S480 is 1.7 million yuan after discount. If you place an order this year, it can be delivered within a week."

Mr. Pu frowned.

After Zhang Yang saw it, he understood immediately!

Black and white face!

Just hit the table!

"The prices at your 4S store are not generous! From what I read online, they are at least over 100,000 yuan! Is there something fishy about the prices? I advise you not to be ignorant."

"Wait a minute Zhang Yang, don't talk!"

Mr. Pu hurriedly stopped Zhang Yang from bargaining. Isn’t this a disservice?

"I mean the budget has not been spent. Can you add some other value-added services to me?"

Zhang Yang: "."

Sales Xiaoxiao: "."

Looking at Mr. Pu's encouraging eyes, Xiaoxiao patted her bulging chest: "I understand!"

"Mr. Pu, come with me here. I can talk to you about other services alone."

"OK!"

Mr. Pu was much happier to see the salesman being sensible.

After a while, Mr. Pu was led by Xiaoxiao to the bathroom at the back.

Confused.

"I don't want to go to the toilet."

Xiaoxiao unbuttoned the first button of her shirt and bit her lower lip, which looked rosy and attractive.

"No, you want to."

20 minutes later.

Mr. Pu walked out of the toilet with a dull look on his face.

Later, Xiaoxiao came to the faucet and rinsed her mouth.

Mr. Pu: “That’s really not what I meant.”

In the end, Mr. Pu successfully spent an extra 80,000 yuan after purchasing some additional services at the Mercedes-Benz 4S store that other car owners avoided.

1.78 million, win the Mercedes-Benz Maybach S480!

On the spot, the company transferred funds and completed the transaction.

When leaving, Pu Jie looked at the workplace ol Xiaoxiao and hesitated to speak.

Xiaoxiao saw this and said, "Mr. Pu is asking why I dare to think that you can afford it, right?"

Pu Jie nodded.

Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and chuckled: "Hey~ Pu Dada, the 100 million copyright fee has been so popular these days, your photos are not uncommon on the Internet~"

"Ah this!"

Pu Jie was convinced. It turned out that the salesperson recognized him from the beginning and deliberately pretended to be a pig to eat the tiger!

Sitting in the car, Pu Jie said angrily: "Damn it! Not only did I fail to show off, but I was also criticized for being blunt in my presentation. In the end, the little girl got it figured out. I'm so angry!"

Urgent update, brothers, 4 updates with 11,000 words, collective amnesia!!!

In addition, I urge all readers to check out the post on building a building at the top of the book club and help build it. The leader of Binghuo depends on everyone!!! (There are so many buildings to be built, more will be added non-stop! I swear!)


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