Chapter 282 With Chapter 281: Wu Ma - I really only make bad movies
Chapter 282 Chapter 281: Wu Ma——I really only know how to make bad movies!
Wu Ma.
He is 35 years old and a young director who is not popular.
He was fond of military affairs and was familiar with ancient military units, among which he loved infantry the most.
However, it was obvious that the domestic environment could not support his hobbies, so he had to settle for making movies that could be shown on the big screen.
He is a person who has no bottom line or artistic pursuits.
Just look for one word: money.
Anyone who gives money will make a movie.
That's right, he is not an independent director like Wei Fan and Bi Gan, who finds scripts, invests in filming, and then bears part of the profits and losses.
He felt that was too tiring.
He only makes money without losing money, such as making movies for coal bosses.
He likes the coal boss the most, he is bold and bold, and he has little control over making movies. He only needs to promote his favorite actress as the heroine, and other movies can be made as he likes.
Of course, Wu Ma will still take pictures seriously for his boss, but he is not very principled.
The boss says to change the script, change it! It must be changed! Just change it as the boss says.
The actress needs to change the script. Change it! Then it needs to be changed. People who are favored by the boss must be able to speak well.
If the screenwriter wants to change the script, that won't work.
You have to ask your boss first if he agrees. You are just a script writer, so what do you know about movies?
Although the reputation of the movies he made has collapsed, his personal business abilities are widely praised among coal bosses.
He is obedient, can take pictures, and is sensible.
If you don’t look for him, who can you look for?
The coal boss doesn't care about the box office or reviews. Anyway, he just wants to fulfill his little lover's dream in the entertainment industry. Can you make money by digging coal in filming? I'm not bragging. The coal I dig in one day is enough for you to film for a year.
Got it!
Of course, the unit of measurement here is not certain Bing and certain Shuang, but ordinary 18th-tier actresses.
However, the coal boss also likes to let his little lover film, especially when the popularity becomes a little more popular, and he sees his little lover hanging out with five or six people outside, and there are dog-licking fans who send flowers and gifts, and he is called a goddess or something.
.
And he can be as revealing as he wants, and that feeling is so refreshing!
You never know what the goddess you licked during the day is licking at night.
August 1st.
Wu Ma finished the closing banquet, which proved that his crew was over.
Next, he will find a suitable, cheap studio to edit the film, and will give him a commission, and then he will finish the work with the last payment from the coal boss.
Although his asking price is not high, he can't stand up to the coal boss's arrogance, and there is money to be made in the crew.
If you finish one job, you can make 1.8 million, no problem.
He is not as good as first-line directors, but he shoots quickly, works a lot, and can earn a lot in a year.
The movie that just finished filming is called "Little Surprise". It's a very vulgar youth movie. Wu Ma knew it was terrible after filming it.
It was a familiar and old client of his, Boss Niu, who asked him to take the photo.
I heard that Boss Niu has recently changed his lover. He is a serious acting student who just graduated from Beiyi University. He is young and plump.
The way he usually looks, he looks like he's serving the dark-skinned boss Niu.
I really don’t know how this little girl manages to keep her mouth shut.
Before the shooting started, Boss Niu’s request was also very interesting.
"Director Wu, design more tongue-sticking movements for her."
Wu Ma smiled and said: "I understand, is it because this can better show the youthful vitality and cuteness of her grade?"
Boss Niu shook his head: "No, because she always wants to vomit, and I don't let her vomit it out."
Wu Ma:(*゜ー゜*)
It seems that I have understood something remarkable.
Damn it!
I don’t envy mandarin ducks, I don’t envy immortals, I envy my boss every day!
In short, after repeated revisions of the script by the boss and the actress, and two screenwriters who thought they were very principled, the drama was finally completed.
Wu Ma laughed at himself in their group of directors: "I have another bad movie under my name~ Who can bet with me whether this one can get over 4.5 points!"
All the fellow directors were silent, no one dared to bet!
Wu Ma's film is poisonous!
Douban scores rarely exceed 4.5.
There were a lot of bad movies, no box office, and a lot of jobs, which made all the directors who had no jobs feel miserable.
Why!
He has made more than 10 movies, but none of them have scored more than 5 points on Douban. Why does he have so much work?
I'm not convinced!
——A certain down-and-out director who did not want to be named said while eating Laotan pickled cabbage noodles.
Think about it too.
There are so many art colleges across the country, and there are also many people in the directing department.
A large number of directors are exported to society every year.
But, how many of them have you heard of?
It’s always the same people coming and going!
Most people remain unknown throughout their lives and cannot even make a single film.
Not even qualified to make bad movies!
A director like Wu Ma, although the films he makes don't get good reviews, he can't help but keep making films!
A mudslide in the directing industry.
After finishing the work, the crew was dismissed, and Wu Ma felt relaxed.
"This time it took 3 months, and the miscellaneous things added up to 1.03 million. Not bad, an above-average income. It would be great if the two screenwriters were more obedient. If they don't change the screenwriters, they can save some money for the crew. Then it comes down to
In my pocket."
After counting the money he earned, Wu Ma went to the bank, took out 120,000 yuan, and wired 6,000 yuan to each of the 20 card numbers.
[Note: Living expenses in the second half of the year]
Then I walked happily down the street.
"Making money is boring, but it's fun to spend money. It's so refreshing to think that they can study without worrying about food and clothing without having to worry about finding someone to repay their kindness!"
This is a little hobby of his, for no other reason than to make himself feel comfortable.
Don’t spend too much, just use 1/10 of your income to do this.
"Hey, I don't know where the big boss who funded me back then is or what he is doing."
After recalling his hard days, Wu Ma walked into the first-class club with red and yellow lights flashing outside the door, sighing.
I pinched it all night.
While pinching it, I told my sister about my early years.
Finally, the old girl got annoyed.
"Boss, please stop talking. You have told the story of your childhood 10 times. Do you have prosopagnosia? You can click on me every time and tell me it again every time! Please.
, really don’t torture me, how about you touch me and let me calm down for a while.”
"Haha~ Really? Hahaha"
the next morning.
Wu Ma came out of the first-class club feeling refreshed.
Then start your own rest plan.
Every time it was time to take a break, a thought would pop into his mind.
“Can I really not make a good movie?”
"I've made a lot of money, why don't I try to make a movie myself?"
"It doesn't matter if you lose or make money, just prove that you are capable of making a movie with a score of 6 or above."
Every time this kind of thought comes, Wu Ma will calm down quickly.
Because he clearly knew that this was the onset of the intermittent gangster.
After living for a long time, I will occasionally get sick, and it will happen all of a sudden.
But he knew that as long as he suppressed this thought and squeezed his feet, he would soon stop thinking like this.
Shooting a high-scoring film?
is that useful?
No matter how good your reputation is, can you make money?
How to fix the loss?
It’s better to earn more money from a local boss. You can shoot whatever you want without having to use your brain. How great!
"Make a high-scoring movie about chickens, and dream of being able to eat for dinner? How many times have this group of brothers and sisters not asked me to pay for a treat? Damn, I haven't seen these guys recently. I wonder if I miss them. I don't think so.
Do you know if Lao Liu got some bad guys to invest in that crappy movie?"
As he was thinking this, his phone rang.
After getting through, they chatted briefly, and Wu Ma's face lit up.