I was late for class, I recited the text backwards and shocked the audience! Chapter 101: The Trees Are Beautiful in the Forest, But the Wind Will Destroy them
Chapter 101: The Trees Are Beautiful in the Forest, But the Wind Will Destroy them
Suddenly, the pool was originally a little calm, but there were some ripples caused by the middle-aged man dipping into the water.
It was violent, as if there was a Category 10 hurricane on the sea.
The whole pool was stirred up.
There were also huge blisters.
The kind with color.
Everyone was shocked.
What's going on?
The old man pushed it down.
Is the pool in a state of chaos?
Immediately, someone jumped out of the pool.
Pointing at the lsp and shouting:
"Damn it, you bad old man is very bad. I knew if you drilled your head into it, it would be up to no good! It's so special to let such a huge fart into the sky!"
"Damn, the color of this pool is already yellow. But why doesn't the old man get up?"
"You must not know that your farts are so powerful. People who are interested in men will fart harder."
"That's because it's loose."
"nausea!"
"I will never go to a hot spring again in my life. There will be a shadow."
"Yeah, look at my pants. They're all yellow, but they're also stained with black. They really stink!"
"Run quickly!"
In a flash, everyone was gone.
Of course, including the culprit... Su Jiang.
Just in the pool.
The middle-aged man who just looked at Su Jiang with some lust.
Where is the consciousness?
He has already paid a heavy price for his disrespect for Su Jiang.
Because he had just sunk in and wanted to see how many abs Su Jiang had.
Who would have thought that a heat wave would suddenly hit us.
The huge impact force directly knocked him back half a meter.
Impact, coupled with pungent smell.
It knocked him out immediately.
Without any consciousness, he just soaked in the pool.
Started marinating stinky tofu.
At this time, Su Jiang was already lying on the big bed in the hotel.
I washed myself again and again in the bathroom, and rubbed myself again and again.
I almost rubbed myself bald.
It was too late to give up.
The hotel originally had a full bottle of shower gel, but half of it had already been used.
It wasn't until I couldn't smell any stench that I lay down on the bed contentedly.
"System, is this the high-tech impurity removal you are talking about?"
"I'm really tied up!"
"If that old pervert hadn't blocked the gun for me just now, I would have been disgraced..."
In Su Jiang's mind, he was facing a burst of crazy output from the system.
[This system is very aggrieved. Just now, this system couldn't stand that old pervert, so it speeded up the evolution of your appearance. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't have helped you! You need to know how much I need to speed up your transformation.
strength.】
【Good intentions are regarded as donkey liver and lungs!】
Su Jiang: "..."
I'm just complaining, why do you talk so much after upgrading your system?
Believe it or not, I'll let you untie me and let's see where you land with such a handsome man!
But after thinking about it, I might as well forget it for now.
It would be bad if the system finds my reader.
"The system used that advanced lottery for me!"
Su Jiang suddenly remembered that he also had a high-level lottery draw.
【receive!】
[Consumption of high-level lottery once!]
[Congratulations to the host, you got a Mercedes-Benz G, worth 2.5 million. 】
[The relevant purchase of the car has been completed, and the car is already at the Dongsheng Star and Mercedes-Benz 4S store in Kyoto. The host can pick it up at any time. 】
Su Jiang suddenly thought in his mind that the staff at his house in Kyoto, a luxurious flat floor in Donghu Homes, had not yet contacted him.
Now I not only have a car, but also a house in Kyoto.
A car worth over 2 million yuan, plus a house worth over 30 million yuan. According to the current mate selection standards in the marriage and love market.
You should have passed the exam, right?
It’s great to have a system.
Su Jiang just wanted to try another lottery draw, but suddenly he thought that he could save some shock value, and wait until he had more time to draw a high-level lottery draw.
So I simply gave up.
But at this moment, where we had just soaked in the hot spring, the waiters who were going to give everyone a massage walked into the hot spring room.
"Let me go, why is it so smelly?" These waiters were choked by the soaring stench when they entered the door.
"Look, there seems to be someone in the pool!"
One of the waiters saw a human-shaped object floating in the yellow and black pool.
I just wanted to rush over to rescue him.
"No way, get out quickly, it stinks!"
"Got to call the police!"
...
Early the next morning, Su Jiang came to the restaurant building of the hotel.
If you come to stay in such a good hotel and don't have a hearty breakfast, it would be a shame for Uncle Zhang to pay for it.
Generally, breakfast in five-star hotels is a buffet.
So Su Jiang first picked out some food he liked and found a place with a better view to sit down.
As soon as I sat down, I heard people talking around me.
"Did you know? Something happened in the hot spring room yesterday?!"
"What happened? I found a temporary girlfriend yesterday and we exercised together before going to bed. I was a little tired and fell asleep very early."
"Someone fainted in the hot spring room. It was said that he fainted from his own stinky farts. In the end, even the firefighters were dispatched!"
"Oh my God, what is going on? Is this smelly fart or poisonous gas?"
"Don't tell me, it was just gas. The firefighters really went in wearing gas masks. When the man was carried out naked, his whole body was soaked yellow."
"I suddenly felt sorry for the doctor in the ambulance. It stinks to put such a smelly person in such a small ambulance!"
"Stop talking, I'm going to vomit just thinking about it. Now all hot springs have been banned from entry. It's really just a fart that paralyzed the entire hot spring system."
Su Jiang was also a little surprised when he heard these things.
Is that fart of mine really so powerful?
But, it would be nice to teach that person a lesson.
Now, that middle-aged man will probably never go to a hot spring again in this life, right?
And if he survives, he shouldn’t dare to harass good-looking boys anymore...
While Su Jiang was still having breakfast.
In the distance, the Science Building of Kyoto University.
Two old men with unkempt beards, their hair already in bunches of oil, and their clothes had oil stains here and there.
Finally he raised his head.
They looked at each other.
In addition to seeing the huge dark circles under the other person's eyes and the old look on his face.
There was a hint of joy and pride in their eyes.
It's time to disrupt the world of physics.
"Is your calculation correct?"
"Um."
"And you?"
"That part of me is right too!"
The solution process that Su Jiang spent several days writing.
It took two of the country's top physicists so many days and their cooperation to calculate it.
Looking at the last page, I saw the unsightly answer written by Su Jiang.
The two professors shook their heads helplessly.
I am still getting old.
He was going to be beaten to death on the beach by the back waves.
"Shall we hide in the snow for a while?"
Qin Siyuan said suddenly.
"Huh? Why?"
Wang Delin didn't understand.
"The trees are beautiful in the forest, but the wind will destroy them!"
"After negotiating with Su Jiang, we can secretly send this calculation result to some relevant national departments and let them carry out some applied research."
"Then we will wait for a while and thoroughly cultivate Su Jiang, and then publish it in his name. What do you think?"
Qin Siyuan still thought of many bad things.
There were no geniuses in the history of China.
But most of them have either become citizens of other countries inexplicably, or they will encounter some bad things, be targeted by some people with ulterior motives, or be harmed by some foreign forces.
"Okay." Wang Delin nodded.
Only then did Qin Siyuan take out the phone.
Call Su Jiang.
ps: I’m busy during the day, so I’m writing this update in advance. I got up at five in the morning to write.
Yesterday someone said it was poisonous. Don't worry, the protagonist's image will not be damaged.
