Chapter 21 The Wacky Card Shows Its Power, Deng Xiang's Face Is Big
It’s Dengxiang again.
Su Jiang was a little speechless.
If you want to be an outstanding teacher in the district, you must train good students from your own class. Why are you targeting me all the time?
I won’t give you a good look today!
Su Jiang said to the system in his mind: "System, I want to use the funny card!"
[Received, consumes one funny card, please choose the target and funny items, it will last for 2 hours in total!]
Many choices immediately appeared in Su Jiang's mind.
There are all kinds of weird things, just check them all.
Su Jiang was very rude and chose hundreds for Deng Xiang. If the system hadn't thought there were too many, Su Jiang would have continued to choose.
The total effect is two hours, which is 120 minutes, which means that Deng Xiang will be confused at least once every minute in the next two hours.
"It works on Deng Xiang!"
【receive!】
【Start getting weird now!】
Deng Xiang didn't say anything when he saw Su Jiang.
I thought Su Jiang was really not sure whether he could get into Tsinghua University.
Laughed loudly.
But the next moment.
A huge dragonfly rushed straight into Deng Xiang's mouth like a fighter jet.
Deng Xiang uttered a mouthful and immediately closed his mouth.
So, the dragonfly exploded in Deng Xiang's mouth.
"vomit!"
Deng Xiang felt the greasy evil dragonfly intestine juice in his mouth and immediately vomited.
But he bent too hard and jumped out.
The whole person rolled forward on the ground.
Forget it, the key point was that he rolled forward and fell directly onto a telephone pole.
Or the intimate contact between the crotch and the telephone pole.
Ever since.
"Ouch!"
Deng Xiang spit out the dragonfly carcass in his mouth, while covering his crotch and moaning.
In front of more than 3,000 teachers and students in the school, the frog jumped up without caring about the image.
But is this all?
No, he jumped onto a manhole cover next to the playground track.
However, the manhole cover may not have been replaced for many years and is a little brittle.
Bang!
One of his feet stepped directly into the manhole.
The classmates beside him couldn't bear to see his miserable condition, so they kindly helped him up. At this time, Deng Xiang had some blood on his legs, which were scratched by the broken manhole cover.
The white casual shoes on her feet have completely turned into a mud color.
All the teachers and students in the school were shocked.
You can hear a pin drop on the quiet playground.
It's like this runway has become Deng Xiang's clown show.
"Come here, take Teacher Deng to the infirmary!"
A teacher couldn't stand it anymore, so he called the boys in his class and drove Deng Xiang to the infirmary.
The infirmary is behind the stands.
I don’t know whether it was because they were walking in a hurry, or because the two boys didn’t have a tacit understanding. One of them wanted to go around the east side of the grandstand, and the other wanted to go around the west side of the grandstand, but...
"Boom!"
Deng Xiang was in the middle, coming into close contact with a street lamp pole standing beside the playground.
There was a huge sound, and there were several echoes in the quiet playground.
The two boys realized something was wrong, and when they looked back, the teacher hit the pole.
I quickly wanted to see if he was okay.
As a result, one thought he would support him, and the other also thought he would support him.
The two of them released Deng Xiang in a tacit understanding.
He sat down straight.
But I don't know who it was, and poked a branch on the ground.
Get this ass down.
Just in time, a kaiselu came to Deng Xiang.
"ah!"
A miserable howl sounded.
"Who is the one with the special code? He actually inserted a branch here!"
Deng Xiang was about to collapse. He covered his front with one hand and his back with one hand, and curled up on the ground.
A boy with quick eyesight and quick hands pulled out the branch.
"ah!"
...
In the end, Deng Xiang was taken away by an ambulance anyway.
Perhaps because Deng Xiang's condition was so tragic, the doctors and nurses who carried Deng Xiang were a little nervous.
He stumbled and fell down.
He sat down on Deng Xiang's face.
This doctor happened to have eaten too much orchid beans, and he didn't feel stiff all of a sudden.
A complete fart, accompanied by a huge roar, pointed straight at Deng Xiang's mouth...
So fragrant.
All the students in the audience were shocked again and watched Deng Xiang's solo performance for twenty minutes.
For everyone, twenty minutes seems like a blink of an eye.
I don't feel tired at all.
Finally, the class bell rang, and Tu Yongjun realized that everyone was still on the playground.
So he invited everyone back to the classroom for class.
However, for the miserable Deng Xiang, his torture is not over yet.
Some nurse accidentally inserted the wrong needle. When Deng Xiang's wife came to see him, he happened to be complaining about whether he had married a
Caused by an unlucky wife.
Then there were a few more loud fingerprints on his face.
The doctor also told him that he was congenitally infertile. Thinking of his teenage child, Deng Xiang's head was filled with green grassland.
In fact, the doctor accidentally got the wrong examination report...
The next morning, Deng Xiang still came to teach the students tenaciously.
It's just that everyone's eyes always glance at his crotch intentionally or unintentionally.
Some are looking at the front, some are looking at the back.
As if to say, you recovered so quickly?
In particular, everyone will stay away from Dengxiang to prevent this kind of bad luck from contaminating themselves.
For a time, Dengxiang became a person that everyone in Qinghe No. 6 Middle School avoided.
At this time, Su Jiang was happily looking at the shock value of more than 6,000 points in his system panel in the classroom.
He could no longer hold back his desire to draw the lottery.
"System, arrange an intermediate lottery for me!"
Realizing the role of funny cards, Su Jiang seemed to have opened Pandora's blind box.
