Chapter 407 Praying Mantis Bullies Cicada, Su Jiang Follows
They actually said that our canteen doesn’t even eat pigs. I wonder if I still have tens of thousands of dollars in the canteen?
How do you want me to eat?
Could it be that so many college students, graduate students, and pigs in our country are not as good as pigs?
It’s just that a few people from the Kimchi Country over there are still muttering:
"Not to mention the good food, I feel like the aunts in these cafeterias have Parkinson's disease. Their hands are shaking so much that a big spoonful of food can be shaken until only a little bit is left."
"What? I also discovered that as long as they call those aunts sister, their hands won't shake. Maybe this is China's magical treatment for Parkinson's disease?"
"How is it possible? I heard that sister in Chinese means Ernie."
"Fart! Those aunts are so old, how could it be Ernie! It must be a speech therapy, Chinese traditional Chinese medicine is amazing."
"Xiba, it makes sense! Let's try it when we go back. My grandma has Parkinson's disease."
Then a group of people from Kimchi Country learned to call each other sister in broken Chinese.
As a result, Ding Cheng, mother and son looked at the group of people from the Kimchi Country, who were a little confused.
These old men, are they really mentally ill?
They were so happy calling each other sister.
There is indeed something wrong with the men in Kimchi Country. My idol Su Jiang is better, he is handsome, sunny, and full of masculinity.
Thinking of this, her eyes blurred and she pinched a large piece of king crab leg for Su Jiang: "Su Jiang, eat more!"
Ding Cheng was speechless. He had to tell his father about his mother and Uncle Wang today!
Su Jiang nodded and continued to eat the big hooves of the king crab calmly.
Someone will pay for it anyway.
If you don't eat it, you won't get it for free. He thought about it and handed Lin Wanqing a crab leg.
It's just that his ears have always been on these people from the Kimchi Country.
I want to know what they are doing in Kyoto.
Finally, halfway through the meal.
These pickles talk about some key things.
"You think, where can we place in this Asian College Student 100-meter Track and Field Championships?"
"The top three are definitely stable. Now in Asia, China is the main country. Sakura Country can compare with us. The other small countries don't have any outstanding people."
"That's true, but if we win first place this time, the bonuses will be really big. I kind of want to win first place."
"Hey, but the strength of the Hua Country and the Sakura Country should not be underestimated."
Several people started to feel sad when they said this.
Suddenly, one of them slapped the table in surprise.
"I have an idea!"
"What can I do?" The others came up and asked curiously.
"Of course it's a good idea."
The man continued to whet his appetite and spoke very proudly.
"Say it quickly, say it quickly!" The other pickles were tempted by him and felt itchy in their hearts.
"Let me ask you, is the bonus for first place much higher than the bonuses for second and third place?"
"Yes! The bonus for first place is more than ten times higher! It is said that some chaebol had a hot idea and came in to encourage everyone to win the first place."
"Yes. In the past, we in Kimchi Country were ranked second or third every time we participated in competitions. Indeed, there was no first place. There is a reason why they encourage us like this."
Hearing everyone chattering, the pickle just now said proudly:
"Yeah, that's great. Why don't we give up the second and third places and just create a first place among us?"
"How was this made?"
Everyone was immediately confused.
To be ranked number one in running, everyone relies on their strength. How is this achieved?
"Hey, you don't understand the essence of our kimchi country's sports, which is to use a group of people to block other people's outstanding players and help one of your own players successfully break through!"
"Everyone should interfere with the outstanding players from China and Sakura during the group stage."
"There is an idiom in China called Tian Ji's horse racing. I think we can use it too! For example, we don't have eight or nine sprinters."
"Then use the four or five of us who have the least hope of being ranked and unable to advance to the finals to interfere with others in the group stage and semi-finals."
"For example, maliciously jumping the gun can disrupt other people's rhythm and mentality, and even seduce others to follow suit. Isn't this just using our worst horse to replace someone else's best horse?"
After hearing what this person said, everyone immediately understood:
"oh!"
"I'm familiar with this trick. When skating, don't our skaters always do it?"
"Although we will be scolded, if the bonus is more than ten times divided among us, everyone can get a lot of money!"
"Damn it, you can go for plastic surgery. I want to transform myself into a handsome guy!"
"Brother, with your looks, this money is not enough. Please give me at least five more bonuses like this."
Several people from the Kimchi Country burst into laughter as they spoke.
It feels like so much money is beckoning to them this time.
Several people exchanged cups and ate meat, enjoying themselves very much.
Several people in Sujiang here were upset by the noise.
Ding Cheng's mother was even more disgusted: "These idiots from Kimchi Country treat eating like going to the market. Do they think this is a food stall?"
Su Jiang was quietly thinking about what they had just said. It seemed that something different was going to happen in this All-Asian University Games.
I just don’t know where the competition will be.
Now that I have heard it, I have to intervene a little bit.
Chinese people cannot afford to suffer.
The last time he watched the Winter Olympics, Su Jiang was already very disgusted.
None of the female or male players in Kimchi Country are serious.
The one with black hands.
Maybe, this time I should give them a black eye.
Anyway, these idiots from Kimchi Country don’t know that they are proficient in 13 languages.
Of course you can understand everything they say.
Therefore, originally they were in the dark and our country, China, was in the light. But now it is different. I am in the dark, and you pickled dogs are in the light.
I'll kill you bastards.
The mantis bullies the cicada, and I, Su Jiang, is behind.
After the meal is over.
Su Jiang did not agree to Ding Cheng's mother's invitation to go swimming together.
It's so cold here that you need to wear a coat, and you're talking about swimming.
The intentions of lsp are already evident.
I guess I wanted to wipe myself off while swimming.
Based on the principle of rejecting LSP and starting from me, Su Jiang just took a group photo with them.
Just went home.
He did not sing live today.
Instead, he called Shen Chunlin directly.
Due to the urgency of the matter, he had to ask Shen Chunlin to arrange himself for the Asian University Games as soon as possible.
Shen Chunlin happened to be squatting on the toilet. The weather has been cold recently and he was a little restless.
When I saw it was Su Jiang's call, I picked it up immediately.
"Su Jiang, what's going on?"
"Principal, I want to participate in the Asian University Games. Where will the competition be held?"
Su Jiang asked bluntly.
"What, you want to participate in the sports meeting? Are you kidding? Do you know what your status is now?"
Shen Chunlin was frightened by Su Jiang's words.
The urge to shit that had just emerged was suppressed again.
You must know that Sujiang is now a scientific and technological talent that the country's top officials are paying attention to.
If you sprain your foot or break a bone during a sports meeting, your muscles and bones will be damaged for a hundred days.
As a principal, I can't afford to carry it. When the time comes, Wang Delin will be the first to let him go.
"Principal, don't worry, I'll go for a sprint and nothing will happen."
"A few seconds can make a big difference."
"If you don't agree, why don't I go to Kyoto University and ask?"
Shen Chunlin:......
"Okay, okay, this movement is held at our Huaqing University, I will arrange it for you."
After hanging up the phone.
Shen Chunlin is so angry.
Mad, this old man!
What’s so great about participating in the sports meeting, and why are you trying to pressure me with Kyoto University!
