Chapter 100: Copying and Calculating?!? I Only Create My Own
Early the next morning, Yan Bing was practicing martial arts in the basement when he was suddenly called out by the old man.
With a confused look on his face, he slowly followed the old man to the front yard, only to find that the door of the yard was already packed and crowded with people.
Yan Bing then saw the guards maintaining order at the back and Xiao Zhezi standing at the front, and he probably understood.
And Xiao Zhezi also specially dressed up today. He wore a brand new chamberlain robe, with not a single wrinkle visible from top to bottom. He wore a black gauze hat with an emerald green hosta on it. He held his left hand high, holding a yellow
Brocade, holding a gilt fly whisk in his right hand, his waist straight, so majestic.
Xiao Zhezi saw Yan Bing from afar, handed the whisk in his hand to the eunuch behind him, turned around, and a smile appeared on his face. He said in his heart that he had been squeezed out by you countless times, and today he went out of his way to speak kindly to His Majesty.
, I have just obtained the right to declare the decree, I can be said to be able to express my anger...
Actually, how much does Xiao Zhezi hate Yan Bing? No, because in his opinion, he will like whoever the emperor likes, and he will consider killing whomever the emperor hates. The code of conduct of most eunuchs is
In this way, they are devoted to their emperor. After all, they all understand the principle of once the emperor and his courtiers. Without the emperor, he can be regarded as an eunuch at best. Other than that, he is nothing.
But people are bound to have a competitive spirit.
He has served the emperor diligently for nearly twenty years, accompanying him from prince to prince, and from prince to emperor. He has endured many hardships and shared many worries for the emperor. Even if he does not go into details, others can tell.
I can see the long and bumpy road ahead.
But Yan Qihua had only met Shengjia three times, and the emperor was devoted to her. He was not even willing to punish her, but took it out on himself. All these signs made him feel unfair, wronged, and even a little jealous...
The Emperor cares about you, so I naturally want to care about you, but there is no conflict between being rare for you and occasionally digging a small hole for you and treating you harmlessly...
When Xiao Zhezi thought of this, the smile on his face gradually turned into a bad smile.
This change was obviously seen by Yan Bing, who was walking towards him. Yan Bing immediately understood the meaning of the evil smile... and then revealed a evil smile.
Because, coincidentally, she also felt that making a harmless little joke occasionally was not a big deal...
"Yan Bing, Yan Qihua! Take the order~~~~" Xiao Zhezi shouted in a long voice, while slowly unfolding the imperial edict in his hand, but his eyes were always fixed on Yan Bing.
It wasn't until he saw Yan Bing with his own eyes, lifting up his skirt and kneeling in front of him, that Xiao Zhezi felt relaxed all over his body. The resentment in his heart instantly dissipated, and his whole person seemed to have sublimated...
After deliberately delaying for a moment and enjoying the taste of victory a little more, Xiao Zhezi began to declare the edict loudly. The content of the edict was basically the same as what was read out on the day at the Royal Shooting Platform, but this process must be completed.
Only through this process can the list be spread throughout the city and announced to the world.
The people watching outside the courtyard, who had never seen a scene of a woman becoming an official and then a marquis, were greatly surprised and whispered.
After reading the imperial edict, Xiao Zhezi folded the imperial edict in his hand and raised it above his head. He stepped forward and handed it to Yan Bing. The two young eunuchs behind him also walked out of the queue, each holding a tray in their hands.
A set of crimson peacock official uniform and an official seal.
A set of red nine-python marquis robes and a marquis seal.
After Yan Bing received the order to thank him, he immediately stood up and gave some guidance to the two young eunuchs. The two young eunuchs carried the clothes into the room and immediately turned around and returned to the queue.
Xiao Zhezi slowly turned around, received another imperial edict, looked at Yan Bing with a smile, and said slowly: "This is your majesty's edict to Prince Kang. Your majesty specifically explained that Prince Kang is old, so he will
Let you accept the order on your behalf..."
When Yan Bing heard this, the evil smile on his face got a little thicker. He originally just wanted to make a small joke, but he changed the story. If you make two big dramas for me, then I must give you a big gift in return!
You wait!
Yan Bing did not hesitate and knelt down again. When the imperial edict was read out, Yan Bing accepted the edict and thanked him. He stood up and neatly shook off the dirt on his skirt. He silently watched the little eunuch deliver a set of Four Dragon Prince robes.
He walked through the door of Master's room and hurriedly joined the queue.
At this time, Xiao Zhezi began to resume his groveling father-in-law style, and took the initiative to help Yan Bing sort out the wrinkles and dirt on his clothes with a smile on his face, but he felt beautiful in his heart. As he sorted it out, he silently thought to himself, today
I'm relieved to have vented my anger. After that, I still have to respect you and protect you. After all, you are His Majesty's favorite~~~.
Xiao Zhezi had a good idea, but he didn't understand anything.
Is the Yan Bing in front of me so easy to deal with?
Yan Bing helped Xiao Zhezi up with a smile on his face, patted the back of his hand, and said softly: "Excuse me, father-in-law, I must give you a reward if you come out to announce the decree!"
As he spoke, he took out a one-hundred-tael silver note from his wallet and handed it to Xiao Zhezi.
Little Zhezi was so moved that he thought to himself, "The Marquis of Fuguo is so kind, generous, and magnanimous. I still have the intention of digging holes for him. I am so inhuman. I will have to be more beautiful for him in the future."
Yancai!!
But he was obviously moved a little early...
Just when the banknote was about to fall into his raised hands, Yan Bing suddenly took it back...
Xiao Zhezi was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Yan Bing with a puzzled expression.
Yan Bing smiled with a smile on his face, stretched out his left hand and patted his shoulder, saying: "This reward must also be a reward. Let's play a little game. I will make a first couplet, and you will help me make the right one."
How about the second line??”
When Xiao Zhezi heard this, he was a little confused for a moment. He only had a few drops of ink in his stomach. Don't you know clearly?
But he couldn't refuse, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "Please speak to the Marquis of Fu Guo, I will try to get it right..."
When Yan Bing saw that the fish had taken the bait, he smiled secretly in his heart and immediately put the banknote in Xiao Zhezi's hand and said: "This couplet is too difficult to match. Even if you can't match it, I will reward you with the money."
Take it first!”
Xiao Zhezi quickly nodded and bowed with great thanks, then Yan Bing suddenly turned around and walked in the yard while saying, "Listen up, the first couplet is, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven!"
Xiao Zhezi blinked, then smiled and said: "What's so difficult about this? Marquis Fu Guo, you are just taking pleasure in the slave. The slave in the second line is right, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! How about that?"
Yan Bing smiled and shook his head, then said: "You underestimated this first couplet, it has a metaphor!"
"Metaphor? Metaphor for what??" Xiao Zhezi looked puzzled.
Yan Bing slowly walked up to Xiao Zhezi, almost in front of his face, and shouted loudly: "Wangba!!"
Everyone sneered and laughed immediately from behind. Although they also knew that they could not afford to offend the eunuchs in the palace, but they couldn't help it, so it was not our fault.
Little Zhezi trembled, his face suddenly turned blue and purple, and his smile gradually became distorted.
Yan Bing pretended not to see it, and continued to pace in the yard, looking thoughtful again, and said to himself: "Wait a minute! I had a sudden idea and thought of this absolute second line!! You
Do you want to listen??" As he said this, he slowly turned his head and looked at Xiao Zhezi with a smile on his face.
"No, no need..., Xiaonu is a rough guy...," Xiao Zhezi declined tremblingly. At this moment, he just wanted to run away with everyone, regretting that he should not have provoked her in the first place.
"Hey~~, this is the second line specially designed for you by me. How can you not listen? Could it be that I don't even have this bit of face with you??" Yan Bing opened the skylight and spoke frankly,
Tell him clearly that if I scold you, I will not understand my hatred, and if I continue to scold you, you will have no choice but to continue!
"Then..., then what do you say..." Xiao Zhezi's heart trembled, his head turned, and he simply did not look at her face with a wicked smile.
"The second line, I originally wanted to be loyal to filial piety, courtesy, justice and integrity, but this is too cliché and does not suit you, so I specially designed a better one for you! Listen, the second line is, up, down, left, front, inside and outside!
"
Xiao Zhezi knew that there was nothing nice to say, but he still had to bite the bullet and said: "I don't understand, little slave. Please help the Marquis to solve the riddle..."
Yan Bing turned around and looked at him, with a wicked smile on his face, clapped his hands and said loudly: "'No Queen'!!! Isn't it more suitable for you than the etiquette, justice and shame?"
Poof, Xiao Zhezi knelt down directly...
Not only did he kneel down, but the little eunuch behind him also kneeled down with a look of reluctance...
"The great talent of the auxiliary prince!!! If Xiao Zhezi dares to mess with you again, I will be a bastard!!!" Although there is no word "back", he cannot say it from his own mouth, but Xiao Zhezi is completely dead from then on.
I wanted to dig a hole for her, not for anything else but because I really couldn't afford to offend her... I had no choice but to give in...
