"What!!?? Capital City!!?? Are you going to rebel!!??" Wu Qidao's face changed drastically, and he blurted out.
Yan Bing had a black line on his head, and then he started to hit Wu Qidao's head with five brain hammers, shouting while banging: "I want to rebel!! And I can tell you a big mouth!!?? Rebellion!
!!Rebellion!!! Can you think of something else every day!!! Where is the trust between people!!! Damn it!!! You are so mad at me!!!”
After finishing the hammering and scolding, Yan Bing walked out of the room with a happy face.
Wu Qidao, covering his head and squatting on the ground, felt even more dizzy this time than the time he kowtowed.
"Master," Yan Bing walked to the couch in the front yard and whispered to the old man: "Disciple, we are going to do something big. We will set off early tomorrow morning. You don't have to worry. Disciple will definitely be able to protect himself on the battlefield. You
Just wait at home for the good news of your disciple’s victory and triumph.”
Yan Bing's words sounded harmless, but the choice of the person who said them was obviously very problematic...
Who doesn't know that the old man protects her like a treasure every day?
However, Yan Bing took the initiative to talk to the old man about safety and the battlefield, and it sounded like he had bad intentions.
After hearing this, the old man slowly put down the oscillating fan in his hand, let out a long sigh, and then said in a helpless tone: "I..., it is true that I can't always protect you, otherwise you
You will never be successful, so this time I will treat it as a lesson for you. I will only ask your two senior brothers to accompany you. I wish you success in advance and a successful start..."
After hearing what the old man said, Yan Bing wanted to slap himself!!!
Damn!! This x-pretend... is a bit of a failure!??
The old man's words are tantamount to putting himself in trouble..., he can't go up, he can't come down...,
How is this okay!!?
Yan Bing squatted directly in front of the old man again, pretending to be reluctant to leave, and said with tears in his eyes: "Master..., if my disciple can't come back..., you must take care of yourself."
Ah..., Disciple, I am afraid that I will never be able to fulfill my filial piety to you again..., 5555..."
The old man looked at Yan Bing with a grimace, raised his hands to push himself up from the couch, then gently caressed Yan Bing's hair, and said in a low voice: "It's okay... Don't worry..."
After all, he is a prince now... He is supported by the imperial court, my disciple... There is no need to worry about me! Ah..."
When Yan Bing heard this, he was so angry that the old man stopped talking!!!
He simply stopped pretending, stood up directly, and said fiercely to the old man: "Okay, let's stop acting! Are you going or not!!"
"I! No! Go!" The old man's tone was extremely clear and crisp. After speaking, he leaned back and lay on the couch, looking at ease without even looking at Yan Bing.
You are so cruel!!!
Yan Bing cursed a few words in his mind, then went to the door of Li Lingyue's room and shouted softly: "Sister Lingyue, are you up?"
"You're up, what's the matter?" Li Lingyue in the room responded loudly.
Yan Bing thought for a while, showed a bad smile, and continued: "It's not convenient for my sister to talk outside. We are all sisters anyway, so I went in to talk!"
Without waiting for Li Lingyue's response, she opened the door and entered.
I kept thinking in my mind: boudoir! Fragrant and beautiful! Happy together! A bunch of beautiful fantasies.
As a result, the moment I opened the door, my whole body froze...
Damn it!!!
This damn thing is also called a boudoir!!??
This is a fucking pigsty!!!!
I saw clothes and skirts scattered everywhere in the room!
On the bed! On the cabinet! On the dressing table! On the table!
Each piece of clothing has a strange shape and is hung in a strange position.
The ground was filled with a layer of garbage. Candied haws sticks, brocade boxes for hairpins, and furoshiki wrappers could be seen everywhere. Yan Bing even seemed to vaguely see a few bra-like things hanging on the ground.
Put it on the lantern, swaying in the wind...
All the pink fantasies in Yan Bing's mind were instantly wiped out...
With a numb face, she looked up at Li Lingyue, who was lying on the bed with disheveled hair. She shook her head slowly, then bent down and started to tidy up...
Li Lingyue couldn't stand it anymore when she saw "Fu Guohou" and started to help her clean it up. She immediately felt a little embarrassed and quickly threw off the quilt and helped her clean it up.
It took half an hour of tidying up before the eldest lady's boudoir looked what it should.
"Thank you...," Li Lingyue blushed and said to Yan Bing with a smile.
Yan Bing looked at her, smiled, and replied in a gentle tone: "No, it's me who should thank you. It not only allowed me to stretch my muscles, but also gave my sister a lot of knowledge!"
Even if she was as thick-skinned as Li Lingyue, she felt a little embarrassed at this moment. She lowered her head, picked at her hands, and said nothing.
"Wait here," Yan Bing said, grabbing Li Lingyue's shoulders, gently pushing her to the bed, pressing her down, and then turned around and went out.
Just when Li Lingyue was wondering, she saw Yan Bing coming back with a large tub. The tub also contained a soap she had just made before.
Yan Bing pushed the bathtub onto the ground and said, "I'll lend it to you. I'll fetch two buckets of cold water myself." Then he turned around and went out to the kitchen to heat hot water.
When Yan Bing came back with two buckets of hot water, he saw Li Lingyue getting ready to take off her clothes...
Both of them looked at each other with confused expressions...
"Are you a tiger!? Are you going to take a cold bath!?" Yan Bing asked doubtfully after putting the hot water on the ground.
"You are a tiger! For a warrior, is there any difference between hot water and cold water?" Li Lingyue was even more confident.
Why?
This seems to be the truth...
Thinking of this, Yan Bing immediately turned around, went to the door, closed the door in the room, moved a chair to block the door, sat on it, then looked at Li Lingyue with a smirk on his face, and said simply: "
I’ll keep an eye on it for you, so feel free to wash it!”
Looking at Li Lingyue's eyes again, she was surprised at first, and then suddenly turned cold..., and her expression gradually became distorted...
The next moment, a man and a chair flew out of the room and fell to the ground with two thuds.
"Damn it!! I was kind enough to help you guard the door, but why did you kick your sister out!?" Yan Bing stood up and shook the dirt while shouting indignantly.
Immediately, Li Lingyue's furious roar came from the room...
"You can also guard outside!!! And!! You are the one I am chasing!!!"
"Tsk... this kid... why is he still so shy..." Yan Bing lifted up the chair on the ground and dusted the dirt on the chair. Just as he was about to sit down, his eyes suddenly rolled!
He immediately turned around, tiptoed to the window, licked his fingers on the tip of his tongue, and prepared to poke the window paper...
Li Lingyue's cold voice immediately came from the room again...
"How many punches do you think...with your skills...can you withstand? You might as well try and guess..."
The tone was full of murderous intent...
"Tsk! You kid! Why are you so suspicious!" Yan Bing snarled angrily, and then sat back on the chair obediently.
A quarter of an hour later, Li Lingyue's door opened from the inside, and out came a slim girl with fair and pink skin and smooth silky hair. She even put on a brand new light green dress.
Like a graceful fairy, descending into the mortal world.
Yan Bing looked at Li Lingyue who had just finished taking a shower and was stunned for a few seconds. Then he jumped up and jumped forward. He put one hand on his hips and pointed at her nose with the other and shouted loudly: "Witch!! Who are you!!??
Where is my sloppy sister!?? Hand her over and I will spare your life!!!"
Li Lingyue's face turned red from the injury. She raised her fist as big as a sandbag and smiled at Yan Hanbing: "You ask it first if it will spare your life!!!" After saying that, he waved his fist and started chasing.
Yan Bing ran all over the yard.
Yan Bing couldn't outrun her in a straight line, so in the end he could only circle the old man in the yard, playing "Qin Wang's circle around the pillar".
It wasn't until the old man started cursing and the two of them began to breathe heavily that they slowly stopped.
"Well, should I tell you, that soap of yours is really useful! Where did you buy it?" Li Lingyue asked intermittently, bending over and leaning on her knees.
Although Yan Bing's skills were not as good as Li Lingyue's, he was blessed with physical strength and explosive power. After a while, he was out of breath. He raised his thumb, pointed at himself and said arrogantly: "I made it myself! Yes!
Money? You can’t buy it either!!”
Li Lingyue looked at Yan Bing's proud look, rolled her eyes, straightened up and asked straight to the point: "You are cleaning the house and heating hot water. What do you want from me? Just tell me!"
Hearing this, Yan Bing let out a long sigh and said slowly in a sad tone: "I'm going to the battlefield. Before I leave... help my sister take a bath. Isn't this... weird..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the old man started talking.
"Still acting!? Aren't you afraid of screwing up again??" The old man looked at Yan Bing with a mocking expression, then turned to Li Lingyue and said: "This girl wants you to accompany her! Her martial arts skills are too poor.
, I’m afraid I won’t be able to control the scene!”
Yan Bing giggled, but secretly cursed in his heart: You are so smart!!
The result was not what he expected. Li Lingyue readily agreed without even thinking: "Okay! I'll go!"
