Yan Bing was originally a science student, and he didn't know many pairs. He originally thought he could get it done with one strike, but he didn't expect that the opponent not only hit him, but he also had both literal and artistic conception...
What's even more frightening is... about the second line of this pair, she used a computer to navigate the world before... No one could match it more neatly and reliably than her...
How powerful are the genes of Emperor Xuan Si, an old fox!??
How can I give birth to such a frighteningly talented girl!??
Damn!!!
Come again!!!
Yan Bing gritted his teeth, remembered another absolute, and said, "Look at Men Zhongmu!"
The girl smiled contemptuously and replied almost instantly: "Look at the sunlight."
hiss……
Yan Bing took a breath of cold air.
Even the most mediocre ones are matched...
And it’s another “non-standard” answer!!!
You are awesome!!
Yan Bing closed his eyes and thought for a while, then opened his eyes and said: "Play the harp, harp, pipa, your Majesty!"
The girl sneered and said contemptuously: "If you really don't have any good match, just give up! Aunt and aunt, take the lead!"
Yan Bing was also aroused by the other party at this moment, and sarcastically said: "The wind is strong in winter! Be careful when you talk big words, and your tongue will flash! Listen to the first couplet! The ground is rice paper and the river is ink, and the little princess dares to draw! (Words)"
The girl's face turned red instantly, and she clearly understood the implication of Yan Bing's words. She closed her eyes, meditated for a while, and then slowly said, "Is it me who is arrogant, or is it the summer insect that cannot be said? Bing, you can tell for yourself! Second line! Heaven's Pipa
The wind is my finger, but the big straw bag wants to play! (Talk)"
These words made Yan Bing almost fall to his knees...
First, he used my name to humiliate myself, and then he directly compared me to a idiot. Even his hidden intention was counterattacked... And it was in such a short period of time...
This damn girl is no longer a talented woman, this is a personal computer!!!
Not to mention I am a science student, I am afraid that even if I were to find a liberal arts student from Tsinghua University, I might not be able to match this girl...
This is forcing me to use a trick...
This pair...
So far, countless people have tried to get it right, but no one has a perfect answer. I don’t believe you can get it right!!!
"Smoke locks pond willows!!!" Yan Bing said the first couplet word by word...
The girl smiled coldly. Just as she was about to speak, she suddenly fell silent again... She seemed to have discovered the mystery of this pair...
That's right...
This pair is the most difficult of all pairs!
Not only must each character have a radical of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, but we must also take into account the balance of the five characters!!!
So there is still no perfect answer.
Yan Bing looked at the girl's frown and gave a "hehehe" evil smile.
If you can handle this!! I will kneel down for you!!!
"Torch inlaid with Haiyan pine!!!" Wang Wenmiao suddenly clapped his hands and shouted.
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"That's right... but are you speaking in human language? Tell me which words are they?" In order to save face, Yan Bing could only pick at the words to find loopholes...
Wang Wenmiao smiled slightly and said while gesticulating: "Haiyan refers to the sea wall,"
Yan Bing narrowed his eyes and nodded...
"Go on."
"Torch means torch! Inlaid means inlaid, which means...insert the torch into the pine tree next to the seawall!!" Wang Wenmiao stared at Yan Bing's face with a hint of guilt.
Yan Bing chuckled, put his hands on his chest, and asked with a mocking look on his face: "Tell me first, what kind of pine trees grow on the seaside? All the coconut trees and palm trees growing on the seaside, okay?"
"Then... Juxiang Haiyan Bridge...?" Wang Wenmiao asked tentatively...
Yan Bing immediately became angry and looked at her and said jokingly: "Don't you claim to be a talented woman? Can you explain to me again what the word 'far-fetched' means?"
Wang Wenmiao's face turned red, he raised his eyes to look at Yan Bing, and asked in a low voice: "You mean... I am too far-fetched for this pairing?"
Yan Bing sighed, raised his hand and patted Wang Wenmiao on the shoulder and said, "If you can't forgive me, just say you're sorry! If you're willing to bet, you should admit defeat! Don't lose your character as a scholar!"
Wang Wenmiao lowered his head, thought for a moment, and then let out a long sigh and said with a relieved look on his face: "I lost... I'm willing to bow down!" After saying that, he bowed and bowed.
Yan Bing nodded.
It’s easy to admit defeat.
But then I realized something was wrong...
This girl... is pretty... and sensible... and has such a literary talent...
Why is this old guy like Emperor Xuansi dissatisfied? He insists on punishing her like this??
Just because you always contradict him??
But among the literati in the world, which one is not unruly and unruly?
What's more, it's a girl's family, so be proud. At worst, when you get married in the future, won't it be enough to be out of sight and out of mind?
I really don’t understand what’s wrong with this old guy…
After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it and said directly to Wang Wenmiao: "If you need anything, just go back and get it. I'll wait for you here."
Wang Wenmiao slowly turned around and glanced in the direction of his palace, and said slowly: "When I was born... I didn't bring anything with me, so why bother... when I leave..."
Yan Bing couldn't help but shudder when he looked at the melancholy temperament exuding from her body.
If you are a beautiful woman, why bother if you have to fill yourself with negative energy???
After secretly smiling bitterly in his heart, he said to her back: "Since there is nothing to bring, let's go directly."
After saying that, Yan Bing took the lead and walked towards the outside of the Imperial Garden.
Wang Wenmiao looked at her back, took a deep breath, calmed down, and walked a few steps faster to catch up with Yan Bing.
The two people walked out of the Royal Garden without saying a word, and then...
I got lost...
"Do you... know how to get to the nearest palace gate?" Yan Bing turned around and asked with an embarrassed look.
Wang Wenmiao looked at Yan Bing and said leisurely: "I...have never left the palace..."
Come on...
Two crazy people!!!
What a nonsense!
Let’s grab someone to lead the way!!
The two of them walked around and finally found a young eunuch who led them all the way to the Xuanwu Gate.
After taking two ingots of broken silver and giving them to the young eunuch, Yan Bing and Wang Wenmiao continued to walk towards the east gate one after another.
As we get further and further away from the palace, more and more people are walking on the street, and Wang Wenmiao becomes more and more panicked...
I have always only read about huge crowds of people in books.
But to her, these are just idioms written on brocade paper...
It wasn't until today that she experienced it personally for the first time, feeling all kinds of discomfort...
Waves of dizziness and suffocation hit her.
In addition, she was very eye-catching, which would only attract more eyes of the opposite sex. The gazes of many strangers made her even more afraid of this unknown world. She watched Yan Bing's back getting closer and closer to her.
As she got further away, she lost the courage to shout... her feet gave way and she collapsed on the ground...
Facing the pointing and sneering of the people around her, she could do nothing but cover her face, lie on the ground and sob silently...
There are no guards to escort her here, let alone a father to stand up for her, and apart from being full of experience and knowledge, she doesn't even know how to curse... just like an older baby, ignorant and helpless.
"What are you doing here??"
Hearing the familiar voice, Wang Wenmiao slowly raised his head...
"What's going on? Are you crying like this!? Who bullied you!??" Yan Bing looked at her with a puzzled expression, then raised his head and glanced at the crowd...
They all looked like I don’t know, don’t look at me, it has nothing to do with me.
"I'm just... a little flustered..." Wang Wenmiao felt relieved when he saw Yan Bing returning, and his language skills also recovered...
Yan Bing scratched the back of his head and thought for a moment, then turned his back to her and bent down.
"Come up."
"ah?"
"I'll carry you!"
"…………oh oh!"
Wang Wenmiao put his hands on Yan Bing's shoulders and climbed up with difficulty...
"You are so thin... you can carry it... oh!" Wang Wenmiao had just finished speaking when Yan Bing was already running away with her on his back.
"Hold on! There's a medical center in front of you! You've just been out of the palace on your first day. How will you explain it to your father when I get back!? You must hold on! Don't sleep!!" Yan Bing
While walking as fast as flying, he kept urging.
Wang Wenmiao didn't know how to explain it for a while. He opened his mouth for a long time, then slowly closed it again, blushing... and lay on Yan Bing's shoulder...
It didn't matter that she was lying down, Yan Bing was even more panicked.
Tears are almost coming...
He shouted loudly: "What's going on with you!!! Are you fainting?!!!"
"No..." Wang Wenmiao responded softly.
Yan Bing breathed a sigh of relief and ran towards the nearest medical center...
