Just when the carriage became quiet again, the carriage creaked and stopped.
He Qianhu rode his horse to the front of the cart, raised his hands and said, "Dong Guo, we have arrived."
Just as Yan Bing was about to open his mouth, he suddenly realized that his voice had changed back to that of a man. He quickly frowned and patted Lingyue on the shoulder, winking at her.
Lingyue understood immediately and said in a deep voice to the outside of the car: "Qihua has gone to bed. I will leave all the matters of setting up camp and reporting on duty to General Wu."
"Yes." He Qianhu responded loudly, and then he galloped to the front of the team to find Wu Qi.
"I've passed this level! But I still have to get out of the car... As soon as I get off the car, I'll get through the gang... I have it!" Xue Kui looked at the crowd and smiled slightly, pointing to the felt in the carriage and said: "Husband! You will be here in a moment.
Get in, and my sister and I will carry you in as soon as possible!"
"What are you shouting for!?" Lingyue raised her eyebrows and glared at Xue Kui.
Xue Kui squinted her eyes and held her mouth shut, and said helplessly: "Sister...I only have enough to talk about. Isn't this okay...?"
Lingyue snorted coldly and said in a deep voice: "You will have the time to have fun! But! I have to nod first!"
"Ah yes! You are right!" Xue Kui lowered her head and agreed reluctantly...then suddenly raised her head again and asked with a surprised look on her face: "Sister, there is something more than what you said.
!!??Could it be...!!??"
"Don't ask! I don't want to talk now!!" Lingyue tilted her head, her tone was particularly harsh, as if she might explode at any time...
Xuekui quickly stopped her voice, but her heart was filled with ecstasy...
It’s not a waste of all the flattery and flattery I’ve received along the way!! Haha!! There’s hope!!!
pity……
Xuekui is still happy...
There is hope, there is hope...
But it's not at all what she expected...
Yan Bing kept sighing in the car...
Why do I feel that after I change back, I will be the only happy person in the world...
It’s been a long time, and Lingyue hasn’t even looked at me a few times...
Xue Kui and Wen Miao also looked disgusted with me...
Am I really ugly...??
No! Although I can't compare with Peng Yuyan and Zhang Zhen! But at least I'm not far behind...
The problem still lies in adaptation...
Yes! It’s just the pot that I’m not used to!!!
In the end, Yan Bing could only find any excuse to make up for his low self-esteem.
Wen Miao, on the other hand, has been secretly looking at Yan Bing...
She wanted to use this to confirm whether she loved Yan Bing's inner self more or her previous outer appearance...
After watching and thinking for a long time, all that was left in my mind was a ball of mush. In the end, I could only open the curtains to let myself breathe and calm down. But as soon as I opened the curtains, a beetle flew in with its wings clattering.
The clicking sound instantly echoed through the entire carriage.
Having grown up in the palace, she could never stand such a thing, but her good upbringing prevented her from screaming. She just tightly grasped the embroidered handkerchief in her hand, and even though her face turned ashen, she did not lose her bearing.
However, Lingyue and Xuekui, who were used to it from Xiaoye, did not take the beetle flying around the car seriously at all. They were still thinking about their own things, and no one paid attention to it, allowing it to have fun in the car.
Only Yan Bing, who was reclining in the corner, noticed Wen Miao's current expression. He smiled helplessly, grabbed the beetle, but did not crush it to death. Instead, he opened the curtain and let it fly out.
…
Then he patted Wen Miao on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, fly away."
Then he retreated to the corner and continued to sigh...
Wen Miao raised her hand and touched her beating heart, her face gradually turned red...
Maybe...this is the reason why I fall in love with her...
The tenderness and thoughtfulness revealed unintentionally... without any deliberateness or purpose... only a calmness and ease...
Thinking of this, Wen Miao looked up at Yan Bing again, still looking half-dead and feeling sorry for himself, and couldn't help but laugh...
"You're still laughing!" Yan Bing, who was huddled in the corner, thought that Wen Miao was laughing at his dress again. When he was angry, he got into the felt, covered his colorful skirt, pillowed his arms, and remained silent...
In this way, the four people sat quietly in the car for two hours with their own thoughts. It was not until Yan Bing was holding back his urine that he started to use the air machine to push back, and then heard He Qianhu's voice coming from outside the car: "
The handsome tent has been set up, please move to the tent."
At this time, He Qianhu's voice was like the sound of nature to Yan Bing, who was holding back his urine until his bladder almost exploded. He was so excited that he rolled twice and wrapped himself tightly in felt.
Be strict and be as conscious as possible.
Lingyue and the other three looked at the "roller" on the ground and smiled helplessly. Then one person was in front, one person was in the back, and one person was responsible for directing. They got out of the car while carrying the felt. They didn't dare to say hello to anyone along the way. They were like thieves.
He seemed to have rushed into the handsome tent.
When he arrived at the commander's tent, he saw that there was no one around, so he let Yan Bing out of the felt.
After Li Bing came out, without saying a word, he lowered his head and started looking for the "toilet" in the house...
"What are you doing!??" Lingyue looked at Yan Bing running around in the tent with a puzzled look on her face.
"Find a jar!! Pee!!!" Yan Bing replied without raising his head.
“Eh——!!!”
Lingyue and Xuekui groaned in disgust at the same time...
But there is no other way, he can't go out like this now...
After thinking about it, I handed him the water bag...
Yan Bing looked at the water bag...he thought for a moment and then said: "The mouth is too narrow..."
But the three of them had never seen a man urinate, so they didn't show anything strange. They continued to search in the tent with their heads down, and actually found a chamber pot...
The three of them looked at the chamber pot with curiosity...
Because women in ancient times used toilet bowls, which were similar to modern spittoons, but much shallower than spittoons...
But because Yan Bing was in the car, the three of them basically went into the woods to solve the problem while the troops were resting, so they didn't take the toilet bowl out of the luggage along the way.
Lingyue handed the chamber pot to Yan Bing, and then said three words to Xue Kui and Wen Miao: "Get out!"
Xue Kui and Wen Miao nodded and walked out one after another... only to find that Lingyue hadn't moved yet...
"Sister...you...won't you come?" Xue Kui asked with a wicked smile.
Lingyue's face turned red and she didn't answer. She waved her hand directly to chase them away...
Wen Miao was thin-skinned and left without thinking, but Xuekui was thick-skinned! He walked back directly, looked at Lingyue, and said with a wicked smile: "Sister... Actually... I'm a little curious too.
…After all, I’ve never seen it before…”
Lingyue smiled slightly and replied with only one word: "Get out!"
Xue Kui shrank her neck, shrugged, and said angrily: "Okay... who made you the legal wife... I can't offend you... I can't offend you, okay..."
When Xue Kui also walked away, Lingyue looked at Yan Bing with an interested expression...
Yan Bing also looked at Lingyue...
"Pee!!" Lingyue held the chamber pot and said in a commanding tone.
Although they were an old married couple, Yan Bing felt a little embarrassed for being stared at while urinating like this... so he whispered: "Madam... how about... you also avoid it??"
Lingyue frowned and looked at Yan Bing, and said loudly: "We are an old married couple! I know how many moles you have! Are you embarrassed to follow me??"
Yan Bing thought about it, and he had almost reached the limit of holding it in. He couldn't care about it anymore, so he simply took out the "guy stuff" and started peeing...
Lingyue on the side also saw this "little brother" for the first time, so she widened her eyes with curiosity and stared at it without blinking...
But her stare...
Yan Bing is excited!
After solving the internal emergency, he simply pushed Lingyue onto the bedroll and said with a wicked smile: "Madam, since we are an old married couple! I'll allow you to overstep your bounds!"
Lingyue smiled slightly...
"Boom!"
"Crack!"
"Ouch...fuck..."
Lingyue stood up slowly, picked up Yan Bing who was lying on the ground, and threw it back to the bedroll...
She slowly lay beside him and said softly: "Let's talk about the past together first... so that I can slowly accept you as you... can you understand what I mean...?"
After saying that, a pair of watery eyes looked at Yan Bing...with infinite pity...
Yan Bing swallowed, smiled, and said loudly: "Okay, then... we have to start with the money you planned to defraud me that day. Speaking of that day... Hey! Why do you think you are so cruel? Yiyan
You want to hit me if you don’t agree with me!?”
"That's not why you are so irritating! You said you knew everything! Wouldn't it be over if you just said it? You had to play with me!! I was so ruthless that I wouldn't have pushed you to the ground and kicked me hard!!"
"You didn't say that you had evil intentions before seeing Cai! Instead, you blamed me!!??"
"Isn't that because your master demolished my house and refused to pay for it!!??"
"...Okay...you're right! By the way! Do you still remember the time we burned down the granary..."
