"I'm not going!!! Whoever wants to go can go!!! I'm not going anyway!!!" When Xuekui heard that Luo Qing was coming, she closed the door and yelled hysterically through the door panel.
Yan Bing looked at Lingyue with a half-smile, shrugged, and then shouted loudly to Xue Kui in the room: "But there's no way you can keep hiding! Let me give you an idea.
!As long as you are willing to do this, I guarantee that she will never come to pester you again!"
Naturally, they won’t bother me anymore...
Thinking of this, Yan Bing showed a wicked smile.
"Dong dong dong dong... bang!"
From the moment he said this sentence to the moment he opened the door, there was less than a second!
"Really?!??" Xue Kui looked at Yan Bing excitedly.
Yan Bing smiled slightly and replied confidently: "Whether my strategy works or not, haven't you experienced it yourself?"
Hearing this, Xue Kui curled her lips, put her hands on her chest, and said loudly: "Okay! You must be the best...! If you have any good ideas, please tell me quickly!"
Yan Bing waved to Xue Kui with a mysterious look on his face, and Xue Kui quickly put his ear towards her. The two of them whispered a few words, and Xue Kui then looked suspicious...
“Are you sure this will work!??”
Yan Bing smiled and didn't answer. He pushed Lingyue and Wenmiao directly into Xuekui's room and said softly: "Come in and close the door."
Xue Kui looked at the three of them, frowned, gritted her teeth, and closed the door.
I heard the voices of three people coming from inside the door.
"I'm in charge of the pan head!"
"Then let me trim her eyebrows!"
"Where are all your colorful dresses? Let me pick one for you!"
"Don't keep your hands empty! Bring her a cattail leaf fan!"
"Wen Miao, teach her how to walk!"
"Why are you so stupid... Watch carefully... Follow and learn again..."
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An hour later...
A graceful figure, holding a cattail leaf fan, walked into the government office hall with small steps. She wore a jingle ring and a little bit of powder. She exuded an enchanting temperament. Every move she made made her look like a lady.
, finally walked to Luo Qing, sat down calmly, and said to her softly: "Sister Luo Qing, are you here to see me for something?"
Luo Qing's eyes widened, he looked at the other person carefully up and down, and shouted: "Where did you find this charming bitch!!!??? Who are you!!!???"
Xue Kui still had a spring-like smile on her face, but her eyebrows twitched slightly, and she said softly: "How can my sister talk about my sister like that... Could it be that I don't even recognize Sister Xue Kui...?"
"Crack!"
Xiao Luo Qing slapped the table and stood up suddenly, frowning, and looked at it carefully... but the other party covered his face with a cattail leaf fan, showing a shy look... This made Luo Qing instantly
Exploded...!!!
Yan Bing, who was hiding in the corner and peeking, squatted on the ground with a smile...
Lingyue couldn't hold back her laughter and punched the wall...
"Sister Xue Kui!! You!!! How did you become like this!!!???" Luo Qing looked in disbelief, but he could indeed see the shadow of Xue Kui between his eyebrows...
If Xuekui wearing a red dress was unacceptable to her before, then Xuekui now has simply exceeded all her psychological limits!!!
Xuekui, on the other hand, raised his eyebrows slightly, as if seeing the results, he performed even harder.
"What are you talking about, sister...isn't sister...not good-looking now...??"
Luo Qing frowned, grinned, and clenched his fists. He was stunned for a long time, then sighed, cupped his hands and said, "It looks good! Sister Xuekui's outfit... is amazing! Yes! Good! Look!"
!!!Junior sister, I still have something to do! I’ll go back first!!!”
After saying that, he turned around and trotted out of the lobby...
Xue Kui looked at Luo Qing's fleeing back and showed an evil smile. Then he stood up and walked back to the inner hall with three shaking steps. As soon as he turned the corner, he immediately threw away the cattail leaf fan in his hand, pulled up his silk robe, and moved his hands
He put his hands on his hips and complained: "I can't do it anymore!! I can't stand it anymore if I keep pretending!!!"
After saying that, he turned to look at Wen Miao and said with admiration: "Hey! How do you do this every day? Aren't you tired? Aren't you evil... Aren't you pretentious!??"
"Hey!? How can you talk like this!?" Yan Bing raised his hand, patted Xue Kui's shoulder, and said affirmatively: "I think your current posture is much more pleasing to the eye than before!!! Pfft~!
"
Xue Kui looked at Yan Bing with a wry smile, pushed her arm away, and said coldly: "Haha, if you didn't laugh out loud at the end, I would have almost believed it!!! But this move of yours is "reverse"
"Just do it the right way", it seems to be quite effective...!"
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At the same time, Xiao Luo Qing ran out of the government office. The more he ran, the more upset and angry he became. He turned a corner and kicked an earth wall!!! The entire earth wall was destroyed in a few seconds.
Tear it to pieces!
Behind the earthen wall, Wang Wensheng, who was "urinating", stared at the "female orangutan" who was gasping for breath and tearing down the wall with her feet with his big eyes, looking at him in confusion...
Even the "little brother" forgot to put it away...
Luo Qing lowered his head and froze for three seconds, then shouted with a red face: "Are you sick!!?? He took off his clothes and stood in the room!!!"
Wen Sheng heard this and quickly pulled up his pants, and replied with an unconvinced look: "You are the one who is sick!! This is the toilet! Who goes to the toilet without taking off their pants!!!"
Luo Qing was speechless with one sentence... blushed with embarrassment, turned around and left...
Vincent was also shy. He tied his belt with a red face, turned around and went back...
But both of them left a deep impression on each other.
Although...it's not a good impression...
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Four days later…
Yan Bing looked at Zhao Kaixuan, who was smiling silly at him, and frowned...
"I remember... I made it very clear when we were planning the plan, right? No one will be left alive! But what do you mean by bringing two alive? You still have the nerve to laugh at me!!!??"
"Huh? It's different, coach!!" Zhao Kaixuan hurriedly explained, stepped forward and kicked Xianyu Tuomuwei who was kneeling on the ground, and said loudly: "This!! Is the prince of Varo Kingdom!!"
After saying that, he kicked Xian Yuzheqir next to him and said loudly: "This is even more powerful!! Claiming to be the seventh prince of Varo Kingdom!!! Otherwise, you will be captured alive! I'm afraid you will really do it then.
Put me into military law!!"
"Self-proclaimed?" Yan Bing caught the key point in Zhao Kaixuan's words, and then showed a look of suspicion.
Xianyu Zheqier, who was eager to save his life and spoke fluent Chinese, knelt directly on the ground, moved two steps forward with his knees, and said eagerly: "It's true! I am really the prince of Varo Kingdom!" After saying that,
, then turned to look at Xianyu Tuomuwei behind him and shouted loudly: "He is my uncle Wang! Xianyu Tuomuwei, the Saiduo King of Varo!"
"Xianyu Tuomuwei...?" Yan Bing's frown immediately relaxed...
This name may not be known to many people in the Central Plains, but among the border people and the entire Varo, he has a well-known name!
"King of Everlasting Victory!!!?? Just you...???" Yan Bing looked at Xianyu Tuomuwei who was tied into a "zongzi", his eyebrows were full of ridicule, and her expression was naturally also affected by Xianyu Tuomuwei.
Weidu saw it.
I saw him struggling to get up angrily and shouting loudly: "It's me!! So what!?? I just fell into the trick of a witch like you! If we fight with open swords and guns on the battlefield..."
"You will still lose!!!" Yan Bing didn't give him a chance to speak nonsense at all, he took over the words directly and continued: "And your so-called "constant victory"! It's nothing more than bullying and bullying of our frontiers.
The common people and militiamen are just brave!! Otherwise, after so many years!! Why haven’t you been able to break into our Jiayuguan Pass!!!??”
As soon as he finished speaking, Xianyu Tuomuwei froze on the spot, and finally slowly sat back on the ground.
Seeing that Tuomuwei was wilting, Xianyu Zheqil who was standing by him finally found a chance to speak, and said loudly: "Commander, you don't want to be as knowledgeable as me, Uncle Wang, how about we make a deal!!?? Please let us both go.
Go back!! I asked my father to return the entire Western Region to you!!! And I will give you countless gold and silver treasures!! As long as you tell me the number!! My father will definitely agree!!!"
Yan Bing smiled when he heard this...
Swinging her skirt, she slowly walked up to Xianyu Zezir, lowered her head, looked into his eyes, and said softly with a smile on her face: "Of course I don't want too much, but what our Majesty wants,
But it’s the heads of your entire Varro royal family! Can you ask your father to send them to us? That would save me a lot of effort!”
"ah--??"
Xianyu Zheqier screamed strangely, and then he collapsed on the ground with lifeless eyes...
Yan Bing turned around with a smile, walked towards the commander's position, and said loudly: "Bind these two people to Fu Dihua and present them to His Majesty!!! Just write your and Wu Qidao's names on the list of congratulations..."
