When Yan Bing came to pay homage to the grave this time, she deliberately sent away the three ladies in advance because she felt that taking her three daughters-in-law to pay homage to a group of "old bachelors" was like showing off, which was too hateful.
Therefore, most of the people in the army did not know her whereabouts. It was not until they saw the commander pushing a cart back at the city gate that they hurriedly surrounded her and asked her where she was.
Almost panicked.
"Nothing, nothing, I just went out of the city to visit a group of old friends and drank a little too much... Someone... help me push this wine cart back. I'm going to take a rest in the handsome tent first..."
"Boom!"
Before he could finish speaking, Yan Bing rolled his eyes, stumbled back, and fainted. This frightened the group of school officials, who all started shouting and running around to tell each other.
Kung Fu, both the military doctor and his wife, all rushed over after hearing the news. It was not until the old military doctor finally told everyone with a wry smile, "The coach is fine, he just drank too much" that everyone heaved a sigh of relief...
"This idiot! You're not afraid of drinking yourself to death!" Lingyue's face was full of anger, but her hands kept stroking Yan Bing's "red cheeks", trying to cool her down.
"You guys, go and clean up the wine jars that fell on the ground along the way. Xue Kui, come here and put her on my back. Carry her back quickly to avoid embarrassment here..."
"No shame...no shame..."
"Don't dare...don't dare..."
The school officials hurriedly waved their hands in response. After the ladies walked away with the commander on their backs, they hurriedly ordered the soldiers behind them: "This matter must not be spread to anyone!!"
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Yan Bing did drink too much this time...
After all, what she drank this time was not those low-alcohol rice wines, but real high-alcohol liquor. The half jar shook at least two kilograms, and she drank it all in one breath. If it weren't for Qi Haihu
The body's qi circulates around the heart, and I'm afraid it could lead to alcohol poisoning!
That night, Lingyue, Wenmiao, and Xuekui took turns guarding her, wiping her body with water, and drinking tea to sober up. They kept doing this until it was almost dawn, and Yan Bing finally fell asleep. This sleep was just
I fell asleep directly until Youshi.
When she woke up rubbing her big, slightly bloodshot eyes, she was faced with the "turn of bombardment" from the three ladies...
Lingyue's cold words and taunts, Xue Kui's insinuations, and Wen Miao's pear blossoms brought rain, instantly made Yan Bing, who had just sobered up, feel like his brain was exploding! He screamed for mercy...
"You three ladies, I really realized my mistake! I will make sure to use the right amount next time! Hurry up and collect your magical powers! Stop reading! My head is about to explode!"
"Sister...she said her head is going to explode? Do you believe it?"
"Haha... Of course I don't believe it. I've never seen anyone whose head can really explode. Why don't you show it to us?"
"How about we stop talking first... She seems to be really uncomfortable..."
"Shut up!" Lingyue and Xuekui scolded Wen Miao in unison, and Wen Miao immediately turned red with aggrieved eyes...
"If we don't let her learn a lesson this time, it will be too late if she drinks to death and regrets it in the future!" Lingyue put her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes at Yan Bing.
"That's right! Sister is right!" Xue Kui immediately struck the gong.
"Just this one time taught her to improve her memory! Let's see if she dares to drink like this next time!"
"Yes! That's right!"
"Tsk! In addition to chatting with the person next to you, can you say something else? Don't be the only one who makes bad comments!?"
Xue Kui chuckled and replied awkwardly: "That's not because I'm not as eloquent as my sister..."
"I'll go! Are your words too hypocritical!? When did you not speak better than me? Why are you a squib now!?"
"Hey~~? Sister! Why do you sound like a big dick when you say something?"
"It's not led by those female soldiers... I've been going astray recently... Oops! Now let's talk about Qihua! Why do you care about my accent!! Talk about her! I'll take a break!" Lingyue stamped her feet angrily,
Then he ran to the side and sat on a chair to sulk.
Leaving Xue Kui alone, she turned to look at Yan Bing, who was looking angry, and immediately asked with a smile: "Are you thirsty, husband? How about I go get you a cup of hot tea?"
"Jing! Xue! Kui!!! Why do you do one thing in front of me and another behind your back!??" Lingyue had just sat down, and when she heard this, she jumped up in anger.
But Xue Kui blinked innocently and replied with a pout: "I didn't carry it... Didn't I ask in front of my sister..."
"you!!"
Seeing that Lingyue was really anxious, Xue Kui hurriedly stood up and walked over. While helping her back to the seat, she persuaded her nicely: "Sister...can't you see the situation in our family...that's it?"
Only you can control Qihua, and the best I can do is bully Wen Miao... I can't afford to offend either of you..."
As soon as Wen Miao heard this, the tears that she had been holding back just now immediately fell down like a broken bead curtain...
In the end, it turned into a situation where everyone in the room was coaxing Wen Miao together, and the farce gradually came to an end...
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It is different from the laughter and frolicking in the handsome tent in Liaokou City.
At this time, on the other side of the ocean, the completely opposite scene was playing out...
After living in the hotel for nearly half a month, Zheng Mongzhou, the Bongzen doctor of the Goryeo Kingdom, was finally invited by the Japanese general, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and came to the "Tenshu" in Osaka Castle...
The so-called castles are actually castles built by the Japanese daimyo in their respective cities.
His real name is Dian Shou.
Later, after Oda Nobunaga, who was born in Owari Province, unified most of the Japanese kingdom, he renamed the newly built castle in Gifu Castle to castleshu. All castles with four floors or above were renamed castles. ⑧①ZW.?
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Oda Nobunaga himself was also the leader in promoting the application of firearms to most of Japan. In the Battle of Shitarahara, he defeated the Takeda family's 15,000 cavalry with 20,000 Ashkaru artillery, and
This has broken the myth of the cavalry’s invincibility!
It's a pity that Oda Nobunaga was too perverse and often used extreme means to punish daimyo and generals who disobeyed him. However, because of his extreme pride, he did not execute these daimyo and generals who he had punished.
, which ultimately paved the way for his downfall.
In 1582 AD, Akechi Mitsuhide, who had his mother killed by Oda Nobunaga and was beaten and insulted several times in front of the ministers and officials, finally waited for the opportunity to take revenge and launched the Honnoji Temple that shocked the entire Japanese country.
changes.
During this rebellion, Oda Nobunaga, along with his inner ambition, burned himself in the fire of Honnoji Temple.
Toyotomi Hideyoshi, on the other hand, made peace with the opposing Maori family in the shortest possible time, and quickly returned to Yamazaki within seven days, where he defeated the unprepared Akechi Mitsuhide, and then began to preside over the overall situation, win over factions, and defeat political opponents.
The Shibata family gradually replaced the Oda family's position, and finally unified the Japanese country as a general.
But those who are familiar with the history of Japan should all know...
The most common so-called strategies and tactics among Japanese generals are always only one...
That is co-optation and betrayal!
Therefore, whether it is an opportunity for revenge that Akechi Mitsuhide waited for, or an opportunity deliberately created by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, everything is still unclear...
