"Nonsense! Feixia Clan suddenly has a new grandmaster now, who will definitely make people jealous! Have you forgotten why I made a big mistake before!?? How can you still make such a noise!??" The old man
His face turned pale with anger, but Li Bing laughed out loud when he heard this...
"Hey, it's rare... It's very rare that these words can be said from your old mouth, Master... But Master, one moment and another moment, my disciple advised you to be low-key at that time, but it's a pity that it's too late. Now with
we
We are already on the same level as the enemy sect, and we are facing each other tit for tat. If we try to hide it, it will only embolden the other party to be bold and wait for an opportunity to attack us! So my disciple is trying to be on guard this time... knocking the mountain to shake the tiger!!"
"Knock on the mountain and shake the tiger!??"
"That's right! Once word of this gets out, there will be a lot of discussion in the world and people's hearts will be moved! It will also add a lot of firewood to my grandfather's martial arts alliance! It will start a prairie fire! Use the wind to build momentum! Only today!!
!Hmm... No, it's still too low-key. Master, please sit down for a moment! Disciple, go to Yingxian Academy and let them make a batch of firecrackers!"
After Yan Bing finished speaking, he stood up and ran out the door, but the old man grabbed his wrist again...
"Wait a minute! I still have some important matters to discuss with you," the old man said. He turned around and looked at the people in the room and said loudly: "Um... you... all go out first... I
I have some small talk that I want to chat with your senior sister alone..."
"Yes! Leader!"
All the outer disciples retreated one after another, but as soon as they left the room, they immediately leaned back against the wall...
But the old man is not a vegetarian, so he naturally feels something...
He cleared his throat and shouted loudly at the door: "But there are eavesdroppers! Follow the rules!!"
"Wow..."
The crowd immediately fled in all directions...
The old man nodded immediately, and when he turned around again, he saw Yan Bing smiling broadly at him...
"Tsk...you thief, what's so funny??"
"It's okay, it's okay," Yan Bing waved his hands with a smirk and continued to mutter: "Master is different now that he is the master. He speaks with much more authority than before!"
"That's it! How can I be the same as now in the sect? After all, I am also the head of the largest sect in the Central Plains! My glory back then was..."
Seeing that the old man was about to stop bragging, Yan Bing quickly changed the subject: "Master, you just said that we have something important to discuss, what is it about!?"
"That's right! I almost forgot about the real thing," the old man slapped his forehead and was about to open his mouth to speak, but there was no sound...
Yan Bing looked at the old man, blinked, and waited patiently for a while, then saw the old man opened his mouth again! He raised his hand! But he didn't say a complete sentence for a long time...
"Oh Master! What on earth are you going to say! My disciple is still in a hurry to make firecrackers!!!"
"I don't even know how to tell you what I'm saying... I want you to explain it to me first... Don't rush me!" The old man's face turned red and he paced back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back.
Gritting her teeth and stomping her feet, she said, "It's your fifth master uncle... She suddenly changed her tune today and called her master her husband..."
"This is a good thing!!" Yan Bing was immediately overjoyed. Just as he was about to raise his hand to congratulate him, the old man raised his hand and his face turned even redder...
"But I... told her... about... that... consummation of the marriage... but she didn't answer..."
In an instant, Yan Bing, who had been smiling just now, immediately showed a hint of embarrassment when he heard this...
"Master... how can you discuss this kind of thing with your apprentice..."
"Oh, I can't help it! Who makes you smarter than me? You said that as a teacher, you told you such a big thing! This is a great trust in you... My good disciple...
...You just help me as a teacher..."
"Wait a moment!" Yan Bing suddenly came back to his senses, looked at the old man with an unbelievable expression, and mumbled in a low voice: "That's not right... Haven't the fifth uncles all been living in your house recently? Why?
Are you still worried about consummating your marriage now...?"
As soon as he said this, the old man's face turned twice as red as before, just like a big tomato. He shook his head and sighed again, and it took him a long time to come up with the answer...
"I...have been sleeping on the floor...she is not allowed to go to bed..."
"Ah!?? It's been almost two years!! You've been sleeping on the floor!??"
"Well..." The old man blushed and nodded...
Yan Bing then raised his thumb and shouted loudly: "Master! Such concentration!!"
"Go, go, go! Get away!!" The old man raised his leg angrily, but Yan Bing jumped a few feet away like a loach... Across the round table, he continued to ask: "What if this is the case?
Well, Master, you should not come to see my disciple, you should go to Xue Kui! After all, she is the one who has the 'medicine'..."
"Hiss!! You thief girl! The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes! Do you want to trick me into being a master?? With your fifth uncle's temper! I'm going to drug her! I'm afraid she won't even be able to see the second one.
The sun in the sky!!" www.八一zw.????m
"Then... what exactly do you want to ask...?"
"What specifically are you asking...?" The old man's face turned red, he lowered his head and thought for a moment, then slowly stated: "Today, after your fifth uncle, she called me my master's husband... I also specifically mentioned the matter of consummating the marriage.
…”
"Hey? Master, aren't you quite talented?"
"Shut up! If you dare to say any more nonsense! I will tear your mouth apart!!"
When Yan Bing heard this, he quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth...
"Then your Fifth Master Uncle, let her... just tell me... what exactly is missing... let me figure it out on my own... tell me... what she said is missing... what exactly is it??"
"marriage……"
"What??"
"Worship..."
"Hey...that makes sense...just keep talking!"
"Three letters and six appointments! The bright matchmaker is getting married! Eight sedans! Ten miles of red makeup!"
"Tsk! You can't be more specific! How to mention it in detail! How to marry!! You have experience in this matter! This is your first time as a teacher!!"
"I'm afraid there will be too much nonsense!"
Upon hearing this, the old man gasped in anger... After enduring it for a long time, he waved his hands and said in a deep voice: "I won't tear it up anymore! You can say whatever you want!!"
"I've been waiting for you to say this! It's so frustrating for me!"
With the old man's words, Yan Bing completely let go. He quickly moved a chair and set it up for his master. Then he also sat on a chair and directly crossed his legs...
"Master! You said that this is your first time getting married, but what about Master Wife? Isn't it her first time? Women... definitely don't want to leave regrets in life! No matter how old you are! You should have it.
You can’t have less romance! You could ask for more!”
The old man nodded gently, stroking his beard, his face darkened...
"What you said... is very reasonable... but... just what is this 'romance'? Is it expensive?"
"Romance is not a thing! Romance means... Oh! None of this matters! What matters is your sincerity! Do you understand sincerity?? First find a matchmaker! Issue a letter of engagement! Issue a betrothal gift! Then make an engagement! Arrange it
The banquet! Finally, the auspicious day has arrived! We will go to the church to get married! We will send them to the bridal chamber! This matter is considered complete!!"
"Hmm... ok... ok... it's just... I and your fifth master uncle are both at this age, and yet they are getting married... Will it make people laugh..."
"Tsk, who can tell how old the Fifth Master Uncle is with his appearance!? Besides...don't you know how to do this facial expression technique? It's not a big deal!"
"Well...yes...yes...it's just...this marriage ceremony...is very expensive...I feel a little distressed..."
"Oh! How long has it been since you still felt sorry for that little money!? This money has been given to you!! Think of it as a gift to your two elders!!"
"Well... so good... so good..." The old man reached his goal, slowly stood up, and walked towards the door with his hands behind his back...
Li Bing suddenly understood when he saw the old man's reaction!!
"Master, please stay!"
"Hmm? What else is there? Good disciple?" The old man turned around slowly and looked at Yan Bing with a calm expression...
Li Bing also narrowed his eyes at this time and carefully looked at the old man's expression...
"You actually... have guessed it a long time ago, right? Just to save some money for the wedding..."
"Oh...disciple! How can you regard me as a master like this!?? How can a master be as smart as you! Without your guidance! I wouldn't even guess it in a long time..."
"But what do you think, disciple? How do you feel..."
"Oh! Illusion! It's all just an illusion!!!"
"No!! Master, please wait a moment!!"
"Whoa!"
Before Yan Bing could finish speaking, the old man opened the door, jumped out, and disappeared...
Only Yan Bing was left sitting in the room, his eyebrows almost twisted into twists...
