"So I was forced by my mother to have no choice but to agree to have a meal with him and meet him, but I wasn't happy in the first place! Then why didn't I just pick something I like to eat? How about I
I chose a time-honored restaurant for belly-baking! It’s the one in Dongzhimen! Do you know?”
"The one in Dongzhimen?? You mean the Burling King??"
"Yes, yes! That's the place!! Wow! His place is so delicious! I have to queue up every time I go to his place! But then his place moved and I can't find it..."
"Hey! I know! His family later moved to Guijie Street! What does it seem to be called...Little White Hat? I remember that's the name...It's okay! I'll take you to eat when I get back!"
"Okay... if... I can still go back..."
“……………Let’s continue telling the story you just told…”
"Hmm! Okay! I told you later that after I entered, I first ordered a bunch of fried belly, fried crunch, and fried enema. Later, I deliberately asked him if he wanted to try the bean juice..."
"Hahahaha! Why are you so bad!" Yan Bing couldn't stop laughing, because anyone who is a Beijing local knows that although this stuff is very famous, it is actually sour, smelly and rancid! It is not at all
It’s for people to drink! At least it’s not for normal people!
If the other party is really a well-dressed young man, he must have never seen this magical drink...
Lin Jiaxi, who was talking about this part of the conversation, obviously recalled the scene at that time. Before the story was finished, she was already laughing so hard that she paused for a while before continuing intermittently...
"When I saw that he dared to nod, I definitely ordered a bowl for him! I even added a burnt ring to him! He must soak it and eat it!"
"puff--!!"
"Tsk! Don't laugh yet! The fun is yet to come!!" Lin Jiaxi became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke. She rolled up her sleeves and continued with gestures: "Then that man was still there before the bean juice was served.
What a pretense! You have to make a bubble sound when you speak, but it makes me sick, and how you act and behave, as if you are 'having fun with the people' by having a meal with me! Huh? Why don't you?
Laughing?"
Yan Bing grimaced and curled his lips...
"Why do I feel that you are criticizing Sang and Huai...?"
"Really??" Lin Jiaxi snuggled into Yan Bing's arms, blinked, and then waved her hand and shouted: "It's all an illusion! You just pretended more than him!!"
"Fuck you uncle! I knew you didn't hold it in!!" Yan Bing scratched her little nose angrily and funnyly...
After Lin Jiaxi had laughed enough, she turned over again, looked into Yan Bing's eyes and asked, "Do you want to continue listening?"
"Uh... Okay, I won't interrupt, you continue talking..." Yan Bing also adjusted his posture as he spoke, lying on his side and looking at Lin Jiaxi without blinking.
"After the bean juice was served...I didn't even eat...I just watched him drink it on purpose! Wow! That expression! It was so wonderful! Sometimes I was forced to smile, and sometimes I felt nauseated. I almost vomited it several times!
He still has to continue to show off! He said... My grandfather loved to drink this drink the most! It's old Beijing! If you don't drink it for a day, your whole body will feel uncomfortable!"
"Then what??"
"Then I shouted very loudly!! Isn't your grandpa from Shandong!? At that time, all the tables next door fell down with laughter!! That guy never came to see me again!!"
"Pfft——!! Hahahahaha!! You are too embarrassed!!! Then is his grandfather from Shandong?"
"Where do I know where to go? It's good that he doesn't bother me anyway!"
"Oh my god...how did you get such a big head! Why are you so wilted and wilted...!"
"Dong dong dong..."
Just when Yan Bing was laughing so hard, he suddenly heard someone knocking on the door, so he quickly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, jumped off the embroidery bed, opened the door, and asked, "Who is it?"
"Squeak..."
As soon as the wooden door opened, there was a timid waiter standing at the door. He bowed and saluted, and spoke tremblingly for a long time before Yan Bing probably understood what he wanted to express...
Do you want to eat in your room or go to the lobby...
"Let's go to the lobby! The more people there are, the more lively it is!" Yan Bing replied without thinking. It wasn't until he closed the door that he remembered that they seemed to be the only four guests left in the entire inn...
Simply shrugging, four people eating is more lively than two people eating... Let's leave it at that...
…………
After a while, the four of them gathered at the table!
In the huge hall, dozens of empty tables are arranged neatly, and dozens of waiters stand on both sides...
The reality is interpreted, what is eating like a punishment, and how embarrassing...
At this time, let alone pickles and radishes, even Yan Bing himself felt particularly awkward. Although there were so many people here and so many tables here, he could still hear the sound of four people chewing their food very clearly.
Echoing in the hall...
"I can't stand it anymore!! I want to go back to my room to eat!!"
"No!!" Yan Bing grabbed Lin Jiaxi who was about to run away, forced a smile, and said loudly: "Don't worry, leave it to me! I have a way to solve this atmosphere problem!!"
"how long……"
"Uh... soon..."
After saying that, Yan Bing stood up, waved to the shopkeeper, and shouted loudly: "Come over and eat together!!"
Qi Daoyuan pointed to his nose in confusion...and then shook his head in panic!!
“Business cooperation!!”
As soon as these four words were spoken! Look at Qi Daoyuan again! His legs were like hot wheels, and he came to the front in a "squeaky" manner. He saluted, cupped his fists, drank wine one by one, and raised his glass in toast!
"I'm so lucky to be appreciated by Her Majesty the Princess! It's hard to repay this great kindness! All I can do is wipe out my liver and brain! I'll die!!" After saying that, he raised his neck and drank it all! That's not the end of it, and he poured it out again immediately.
After drinking a cup, he said again: "From now on, I will only follow the orders of Her Highness the Princess! Go up the mountain and enter the sea! No two words!"
"Gudong!" Another cup!
Then he raised the third cup and shouted loudly: "If this villain violates this oath, he will be struck by five thunders! Heaven and man will be punished together!!"
"Boom!"
Three drinks in a row!!
Yan Bingren was dumbfounded...
I just want to talk about cooperation with you... Why is it like visiting the pier...
But since the atmosphere had reached this point, she had to say something... So she stood up and said "Okay!!"
Then he drank the glass in one gulp...and sat down...
Qi Daoyuan was slightly startled...
This is... over...??
Obviously... not...
After Yan Bing sat down, he poured himself another glass of wine, raised it, and shouted to the crowd of waiters: "You all heard it just now! From now on, I will count you as half the owner of this store! Now!
The boss has spoken! One table for ten people! All meals will be served according to the standards of my table!! Everyone! Eat well and drink well today! You will not come home until you are drunk!!"
After finishing the conversation, silence returned to the hall again...
Li Bing slowly looked at Qi Daoyuan at this time...
Qi Daoyuan immediately slapped the table and shouted: "Are you deaf?! Didn't you hear what the big boss said!! Hurry up and let the kitchen prepare the food and drinks! Enough to eat and drink! Let go of the dunghill (tossing, Tianjin dialect)"
"Okay!"
"yes!!"
In an instant, the awkward atmosphere was swept away, and the quiet lobby seemed to return to its former liveliness...
