Chapter 1 After time travel, I became like my first love
this…….
Is it time to make a movie...?
Yan Bing stood on the bustling street holding the cold medicine in his hand, looking confused.
My ears were filled with all kinds of hawking sounds, one after another.
"Shaobing! Shaobing! One for two cents, three for five cents!"
"Look at my fine fabric! It only costs three cents a piece! Three cents! It's enough for a family of three to wear new clothes! There is no shop like this after passing this village! Don't hesitate!!!"
"The best meat! Just slaughtered! It's still fresh~~~."
Yan Bing was stunned...
Wasn't it so busy before I entered the pharmacy just now?
After we came out, why were we still shouting on the street!? Is it still so old-fashioned?
Yan Bing raised his eyes to observe his surroundings. The first thing he saw was a blur, and he couldn't see anything clearly.
I suspected that the lenses were dirty, so I took them off to clean them...but I found that after taking off the thick glasses, the world became extra clear.
A high degree of myopia of more than 600 degrees and thick-bottomed lenses have always been the main factors that caused him to be teased in school.
Now he is cured without any medicine!?
Before he could marvel, he was shocked to the core by an even more shocking picture.
What comes into view are not high-rise buildings, cars or airplanes.
Instead, the wooden buildings are stacked up, and there is no end in sight.
Vendors are on the street, flags waving in the wind.
In the distance are the towering city walls.
Looking up is the blue sky.
Hengdian!?
The first thing that comes to mind is a famous film and television creation base.
No, I'm thousands of miles away from Hengdian!? Why am I here?
And why didn’t the director come out and shout “stuck” when I trespassed!?
Yan Bing put his glasses in the inner pocket of his suit in a daze, and silently took out his cell phone...
Clicked on a certain letter, clicked on my mother’s profile picture, and silently typed one word, “Mom”
Phew..., a red sigh appeared behind Mom.
No internet…….
Then silently turn on the phone and dial 1,1,0.
Beep, it’s broken.
No signal…….
Press and hold the lock screen for five seconds….
Shut down silently...
He is numb….
He just stood blankly in the middle of the road, letting the crowds of people wearing long gowns and ancient costumes shuttle around him.
He pinched his cheek hard.
pain…….
Not a dream………….
Pedestrians passing by seemed to have begun to notice this strange man who suddenly appeared here and was dressed in an incongruous way, and they all walked around him wearing "weird" clothes.
"He must be a student who has just returned from a foreign land, right?"
Passers-by started talking without hesitation.
"I guess, what is that thing you are wearing? It feels uncomfortable to look at it."
"Who says it's not the case? What are you wearing here? It's sloppy, and the sleeves and hem are almost drooping to the ground!? That pretty face is really ruined."
pretty?
Talk about me?
I'm a pure man. What do you mean when you use the word "beautiful"?
I was thinking in my heart, but I couldn't open my mouth and my head was numb.
Realizing that being pointed at all the time was no solution, in order to avoid other people's opinions and comments, Yan Bing plunged into the alley next to him in despair, and began to force himself to calm down and organize his memory.
First of all, on my way to receive my diploma, I passed by a pharmacy and bought some medicine for my mother.
Then, after leaving the drugstore, there was a sudden burst of bright light, which stung me so much that I couldn't open my eyes.
Then, I appeared here...
so………………,
Based on the memories he compiled, his current experiences, and all the knowledge reserves he had come into contact with, he came to a correct yet absurd conclusion...
I... traveled through time...
After eighteen years of hard study, Yan Bing finally graduated from the Science and Engineering Department of Huaxia 985, and was recommended by the school to enter the Chinese Academy of Sciences as a master's student. He graduated with excellent results, and even his thesis was selected by his tutor.
Academic review topic, the next step is to study for a doctorate degree...
I dressed up specially today because I was going to meet my tutor.
On the way, I stopped by the drugstore and bought a box of cold medicine and a box of anti-inflammatory medicine for my mother who had a cold.
I thought about taking the diploma and the medicine back together and giving them to my mother.
Then he hosted a banquet for guests and friends, and went to Versailles to completely vent the depression and aggrievedness he had felt during these eighteen years of hard study.
As a result, just when he was about to enjoy the moment when the fruits of eighteen years of hard work turned into sweetness in his mouth...
He has traveled through time!!!
Therefore, at this moment, he was almost collapsed...
Where am I!!???
What is this all about!!???
I'm going to study for a PhD soon!!! You got this for me!!??
Are you fucking me!??
I don’t have a past with hatred as deep as the sea!!!
There is no sorrow, anger and hatred that is unwilling to die!!!!
Why did you choose me to travel through time!!??
My future is bright, okay!!??
Leave this kind of opportunity to those who desperately need it!! Okay!!??
I want a refund!!!!
Thinking of this... Yan Bing felt a twinge of grief and anger. He subconsciously covered his chest...
Chest………………,
Why have my breasts grown so much?
I haven’t done any exercise either…
By the way, the clothes originally fit me quite well, but why do they feel a lot too big...
The sleeves have grown so much, what's going on?
Yan Bing said to himself as he pulled off his collar and took a look inside...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"
A scream.
Even the rough voice in my memory has changed into the jade sound of a girl.
Pedestrians on the street all looked towards the alley.
I only saw a girl in a weird costume waving long sleeves, jumping around, shouting...
Yan Bing, who realized that he had attracted a lot of attention, quickly stopped shouting, blushed, and gave everyone an embarrassed yet polite smile.
"There are bugs in the clothes, right?"
I don’t know who among the pedestrians shouted.
"Little sister, do you need me to help you catch the bugs?"
A man said with a wicked smile.
"Are you itchy?" The woman next to the man jumped up and slapped him in the face.
"Madam, I am joking, just joking."
While the man begged for mercy, the woman pulled him by the ear and walked forward.
Everyone's attention was drawn back to the fight between the couple.
After a burst of laughter, the crowd gradually regained its calm and continued its hustle and bustle with people coming and going.
Seeing that the situation had returned to calm, Yan Bing hurriedly walked deeper into the alley. Seeing that there was no one left or right, he lifted up his pants and took a look...
Tears immediately fell down.
Gone……,
Nothing is gone………….
The hair has become so long!??
I'll go, it's all the way to the waist!
Yan Bing, who had been observing his surroundings but never taking a good look at himself, discovered at this moment that he was suffering from serious "sequelae" of time travel.
And these sleeves have grown so much... and so have the trouser legs. What's going on?
Yan Bing complained in his mind while starting to sort out his clothes.
Roll up your sleeves and trouser legs.
Tighten your belt.
It took me a long time to figure it out.
Just barely dressed.
I cursed in my heart: Just go through time travel! I'm broke! No one has any friends! You even did a gender switch for me!? Why don't you turn me into a barnacle!!? Let me fend for myself in the sea.
!!!!
By the way, what does the face look like!?
An idea suddenly came to mind.
Someone just said I'm pretty...
Let me see, let me see...
While thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone, turned it on, clicked on the camera and took a picture of myself...
Let me go..., so beautiful!?
Yan Bing, who had not had a girlfriend for more than 20 years, was stunned when he looked at himself in the photo...
It’s just that the hair curtain is a bit too long….
I lifted the hair curtain blocking my eyes and took another photo.
A pair of large black pupils are as translucent as obsidian, and the reflected highlights are like dots of stars dotting the side.
A pair of sword-shaped eyebrows are slightly heroic, the long eyelashes are naturally upturned, and the small bridge of the nose and lips are matched with a small oval face. She is beautiful but not delicate, and dashing yet small.
It is not an exaggeration to say that the matching of the entire facial features is the perfect fusion of Loli and Yujie.
Five minutes have passed….
Ten minutes have passed….
Yan Bing was still taking selfies at various angles and couldn't stop at all...
No wonder I see girls taking selfies endlessly during self-study classes in class... Now I understand, I can't stop doing this...
Ah, this one is so beautiful too...
The original camera can take such beautiful pictures, how beautiful I am... What a p!!!
Suddenly realizing that his code of conduct had seriously changed, Feng Yanbing gasped and forced himself to regain his senses.
It’s so suspenseful…, taking selfies is so scary…, I almost lost myself….
I am a young boy who is dedicated to learning, and my first love turned out to be me!
Speaking of this, it is simply a double recognition of narcissism and becoming a T!!!
Thinking of this, I looked at the photo again... and finally reluctantly turned off my phone and stuffed it back into my trouser pocket.
Fortunately, although I am poor and have a different gender, I have a pretty face, which can be considered a consolation prize...
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!
so annoying!!!
Why did you travel through time!!!
He randomly grabbed his hair and rubbed it.
Ah...it smells so good...(╯▽╰)
wrong!!!
Don’t go further down the path of perversion and narcissism!!! Boy!!!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!
In a dark alley, a young man's inner cry is silent, but of course no one will pay attention.
The streets were still bustling with people coming and going.
After a long time, Yan Bing slowly calmed down.
"If you want to cry but have no tears, you are so sad and angry, and you are dejected without anyone to see you!!!"
That’s it!!!
No matter what happens, you still have to live...
The knowledge and theories I learned in the past can help me live a decent life in that society.
Now here we are!
Respect and diplomas mean nothing!
I have to survive first!!!
Only by surviving can we hope to return!
This is the logic of a science student.
Simple and practical logic.
Because logic itself is often so crude and cold.
Depression, regret, and decadence will only waste time and consume energy. It is better to suppress everything and move on.
With a long sigh, Yan Bing raised his hand and slapped his face violently.
Sanity was restored.
The first is to collect existing information.
Currently, your physical condition is good!?
Name, Yan Bing.
Gender, female!? Male!?
Forget it, ignore him.
Time, unknown.
Location, unknown.
Now I first need to figure out where I am, at what time, and in what environment.
After calming down, Yan Bing walked back to the alley, and his brain began to work rapidly.
The first is to observe...,
Yan Bing thought so and started to look around.
On the street, there seems to be no uniform standard for people's clothing and hairstyle.
Some wore long gowns and had three or four braids.
There are also those with flowing straight hair and swaying gowns.
There are also those with long hair in buns, jade hairpins and golden crowns.
What's even more strange is that the hair is covered with pigtails, but tied into a bun at the back. They are dressed in animal fur linings, full of exotic style, and are pulling tall and strong horses in groups. They seem to be nomadic people entering the city.
caravan.
After observing for a long time, Yan Bing sorted out the information he collected.
The people here are all wearing ancient clothes, and I can understand the language. It is very likely that it is still Chinese, but the time has changed...
Combined with the clothing characteristics of various dynasties in the knowledge...,
And then draw conclusions….
unknown…….
I don’t know what dynasty this is!!!
Judging from his clothes, he should be from Song or Ming Dynasty!
Look at the hairstyle... Tang, Five Dynasties, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing are all there!!
Are you still analyzing your sister?
The mentality I had just sorted out was a little broken now...
Is it because my history level is too poor?
Or have historians got it wrong?
There really was such a dynasty in history where “a hundred flowers bloomed”!?
so!
Where on earth did I wear this!!??
Yan Bing lowered his head and slapped his forehead, extremely depressed.
He turned around and found two bricks in the alley, put them on his back, sat on them with his buttocks, covered his face with his hands, and continued to feel melancholy.
He was depressed... Through his fingers, Yan Bing saw a gorgeously dressed little boy looking for something on the street.
Behind him, a young man in coarse linen clothes has been chasing him closely. He seems to be his bodyguard?
Not like, too thin.
He should be a book boy.
He must be a child of a wealthy family... Such a little kid needs someone to look after him when he goes out...
Yan Bing looked at it and began to murmur in his heart: You said you wanted to time travel for me, why don't you give me a soul...? Just to be reborn in the body of such a rich young man, and to serve me with fine clothes and fine food, I
There’s no need to be so panicked.
It's so good now, my head is so confused, let alone which dynasty, I don't even know what to do when I'm hungry...
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little envious and sad.
Yan Bing lowered his head and began to think about his own livelihood...
I have to earn some money first... even two cents to buy a sesame seed cake.
Selling words?
He looked up at the sign opposite and lowered his head again.
I can’t write “pass” in traditional Chinese characters.
Busting!?
I definitely can’t do it by breaking a big stone in my chest. Even if it’s a monkey trick, I still have to have a monkey!? Pass!
Selling songs?
I am somewhat confident in my singing voice, but now my voice has changed, and if I put the songs of my era here, I might break some taboos again and end up in jail, eh? At least I will have a prison sentence, no way
starve!
Thinking of this, I shook my head again. Is there something wrong with my brain?
After all, you’re a master’s degree graduate. Can’t you use your brain to do something reliable? Pass!
In the midst of melancholy.
"Dare I ask this sister, is she a student who has returned from abroad?"
A childish voice came from in front of me.
Yan Bing looked up and saw that it was the little boy in gorgeous clothes who was looking around.
The boy wore a satin gown covered with embroidery. He had straight black hair hanging naturally, and a jasper hair crown on top of his head, which was tightly tied into a bun. He looked to be about twelve or thirteen years old.
A pair of big black and bright eyes on a small red face looked at him, looking innocent and harmless to humans and animals.
It was just that the book boy behind him had a flushed face, bowed deeply, and his nose was rising and falling. It was obvious that he was breathing a little quickly. He raised his eyes and glanced at Yan Bing, and quickly lowered his head, his face red again.
a bit.
Although Yan Bing has the appearance of a beautiful girl at this moment, he is still a man on the inside. Being secretly looked at by another man like this makes him feel a little disgusted and a little scared.
He rolled his eyes at the scholar and said to the innocent little boy in front of him: "Yes, I just returned from studying abroad. What can I do for you?"
"Great! Finally found it!" The little boy was overjoyed and couldn't help but jump a little.
Realizing that this move was a bit out of line, the little boy quickly straightened his clothes, bowed his hands and said:
"My little brother was rude just now, sister, don't blame me.
My surname is Wang and my courtesy name is Wensheng. Although I am self-taught at home, I have been taught by my uncle who is a foreign scholar since I was a child. I have learned some strange things about Huawai. Therefore, I have longed for the country of Huawai. I hope that when I grow up, I can go abroad with my uncle to study.
The first one wants to increase his own knowledge. The second one is that if he can learn the essence of helping the country, he can also serve the court in the future.
Therefore, someone in the household just now said that he saw someone dressed as a foreigner student here, so he hurriedly went out to look for his sister here. If anything happened, he would like to see his sister, and for no other reason, he only wanted to hear from his sister orally.
I have only a half-understanding of the national conditions and customs of a foreign country. It would be good to gain more knowledge. I hope my sister can teach me."
After saying that, he bowed again.
What the child says is polite and has a cause and effect.
But Yan Bing is already sweating...
Literature! Words! Literature!?
This kind of "unreasonableness" is not the strong point of our science students!
Before the child spoke, Yan Bing originally thought that the other person was a child, chatting casually, fooling around, trying to figure out what time it was, and so on.
As a result, this kid's three-hit combo of classical Chinese was enough to kill him.
Yan Bing smiled on his face, but he was very impetuous inside.
Calm down, I'm much older than him, I can't lose face as an adult.
But I haven’t been influenced by ancient literature either. What if I say something wrong and it won’t make me more of a joke? Forget it, I want to bring the battlefield back to my territory.
After making up his mind, Yan Bing said: "I like simple and direct communication. Say whatever you want. So, can you save those red tapes?"
After saying this, he did not forget to smile as kindly as possible.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have been learning literary etiquette under the supervision of my elders since I was a child. With such a tutor, I can't help but make my words cumbersome. I hope you will forgive me, sister."
After saying that, he bowed again.
After hearing this, the smile on Yan Bing's face suddenly became awkward.
What does this mean?
Co-author, I won’t accompany you to speak classical Chinese. I’m just a bad tutor!??
Can’t the guy selling sesame seed cakes next to me speak normally!?
Why are you the only one with so much trouble!?
To put it bluntly, you are not from a good background!? What about Versailles like me!?
Can I bear this anger!?
Thinking of this, Yan Bing stood up, dusted the dirt on his buttocks, and followed suit and bowed his hands and said:
"If this is the case, I will live with you even if I have lost a few years, so as not to lose my identity..."
Hearing this, the corners of Wang Wensheng's mouth twitched.
I seem to have been scolded?
It seems like there isn’t?
How is this going?
I had to laugh out of embarrassment.
Yan Bing also smiled kindly.
Only the book boy beside him, the redness on his face faded away and turned white, and he couldn't help but tremble.
Such a beautiful face, but a mouth... I can't afford to offend, I can't afford to offend.
Seeing that the little boy was being scolded and didn't know what to say, Yan Bing felt even more proud, and continued: "But before that, brother, ah, no, sister has some things to ask my wise brother for advice first.
I have been abroad with my parents since I was a child. It has been more than 20 years and I still don’t know what year it is in China now. Can you tell me a few things so that my sister won’t offend."
Wang Wensheng looked at the beautiful sister in front of him and blinked. He was a brother for a while and a sister for a while. Maybe he hadn't returned to the country for a long time and was unfamiliar with the language?
However, he still hoped to learn more about the outside world through her, so Ben Dang didn't hear anything and cupped his hands to the sky and replied: "The current emperor is the great-great-great-grandson of the seventh generation of the founder of the Daliang Kingdom. His reign is Xuansi. This year
It is the first year of Xuan Si."
Liang Kingdom? Which Liang? Nan Liang or Xiliang?
It’s not easy to ask this question... but once you ask, you will be fooled.
Yan Bing murmured in his heart.
After thinking about it, he said: "I was still young when I left, and I only have some memories of Mandarin and folk customs. Most of the others have been forgotten. What if it's not like this? Is there a book market nearby? If there is anything I don't understand, I can point it out to you, dear brother.
Wouldn’t it be convenient if you could point it out to me if you don’t understand something?”
When you get to the book market, no matter which Liang he is, you can find out by reading the book.
If you're lucky, you can even get a map, which will help you understand a lot more about the world.
But even if there is a map, I don't have the money to buy it...
While thinking about it, he inadvertently glanced at Wang Wensheng next to him.
Full of jewels.
Only ten years old.
Be curious about the world.
Isn't this a perfect living ATM?
nice!
Yan Bing thought in his mind, and continued to lie: "It's just that when my sister went out, she only brought the currency of another country with her, not the money of her own country. I wonder if it is convenient for my dear brother?"
"The currency of another country!?" As he spoke, Wang Wensheng's eyes widened, and a string of small stars flashed in his pupils.
I just had to write the words "Show me" on my forehead.
Yan Bing looked at the excited Wang Wensheng and smiled without saying a word. Suddenly, he had an idea and came up with the idea of currency exchange.
Thanks to a certain letter and a certain treasure, I don’t carry cash at all when I go out these days, but I do have foreign currency I brought back from my overseas trip! I have always kept it in my wallet as a souvenir.
Anyway, I can’t spend it here, so why not sell it for people to collect, get the best of both worlds, and maybe sell it for a good price, then won’t the problem of food and clothing be solved!??
Why are you here to ask for knowledge!?
This is a boy who gives away money!!!
Thinking of this, he took out his wallet without hesitation.
"If my brother wants to see it, my sister will show it to you."
Why does it sound a little weird after saying this?
Forget it, ignore him.
Yan Bing raised the corners of his mouth slightly and took out his wallet from the inner pocket of his suit.
After rummaging through the compartments of his wallet for a long time, he finally took out a 10-yuan dollar bill and handed it to Wang Wensheng.
In fact, not only the US dollar, but also Japanese yen and euros of different denominations were placed in Yan Bing's wallet.
This is when Yan Bing graduated from high school and was admitted to a 985 key school. His parents were overjoyed and allowed him to make a wish. As long as it was possible, they would help him realize it.
He said: Buy a house!? I’m optimistic about the location! The value will definitely increase! Consider it an investment!
The parents looked at each other and smiled, and the mother advised him to change his wish or find a way to change his parents.
How about buying a car?
His parents laughed and said nothing, and his father advised him to get closer to reality or he personally led him back to reality.
Seeing his father starting to roll up his sleeves, Yan Bing swallowed and said: Then let's travel abroad... 50,000 to 60,000 yuan should be enough for a group...
In the end, he chose the United States, Germany, and Japan.
It’s not because I like the culture of these countries, but the achievements of these three countries in science and engineering can be said to be among the best in the world.
r Ben, with the most advanced electronic technology in the world.
Germany has the most advanced heavy industry technology in the world.
The United States has the most advanced scientific research laboratories in the world.
His dream is that one day his motherland can surpass these countries in all three aspects.
So he wanted to see with his own eyes whether the opponents he would face in the future were as powerful as they advertised.
The ideal is plump, the reality is skinny.
Under the guidance of the tour guide waving small flags, Yan Bing did go to these three countries, but when he recalled it, it seemed like he had never been there...
What he wants to go to is the Mercedes headquarters in Germany, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, and the Japanese Institute of Technology and Industry (AIST).
The tour group's route only includes Los Angeles in the United States, Kyoto in Japan, and Munich in Germany.
What he wanted to see were laboratories, research institutes, and factories.
The tour guide showed him the bridge, the castle, and the church.
Damn! These are available in China! I see your sister!!!??
But the money has already been paid... In the end, I could only put on a business smile throughout the whole process and endured all the sightseeing spots. On the way, I also helped the uncles and aunts in the group carry a lot of luggage...
Finally, after coming back, Yan Bing only left these foreign currencies, which were regarded as proof that he reminded himself that he had been to these countries.
Thinking of this encounter, he couldn't help but sigh, but this did not affect Wang Wensheng's strong interest in the ten dollars.
I saw him carefully laying out the unrecognizable U.S. dollar that had been folded by Yan Bing, looking through it up and down, left and right, as if he wanted to imprint every detail of the banknote in his mind, and couldn't put it down.
Even the book boy on the side opened his mouth slightly and stared at the note.
When Yan Bing saw this, he didn't bother him. He quickly turned his eyes around and suddenly came up with a bold idea.
This method
If it works! The price will double!
Defeat! You will lose all your money!
But after careful consideration of the target person’s personality and age.
Yan Bing determined that the probability of success was far greater than the probability of failure.
Make a decision and act.
He whispered: "If you like it, dear brother, how about my sister giving it to you for free?"
"Seriously!?" Wang Wensheng immediately "pulled" his eyes away from the dollars and stared at Yan Bing with wide eyes, motionless.
Yan Bing smiled evilly when he saw the fish was hooked.
He continued: "Of course it's serious. This beautiful sword was just exchanged for my brother's twenty taels of silver. Seeing that you are not old, you must not have anything soft on your body. If you play with it enough, you can pawn it, and you will be wise enough."
Brother, buy some books."
Yan Bing still had an amiable smile on his face.
But these few sentences are obviously like shrimps and pig hearts...
Judging from his attire, Wang Wensheng's clothes are made of silk and satin, with hidden embroidery, exquisite workmanship, inlaid with jade and gilded gold.
It's worth a lot of money just by looking at it.
Looking at the outfit, the jade pendant around this kid's waist is even more crystal clear, with the rays of sunlight peeking out from the side.
At first glance, it is not ordinary.
This set of outer packaging only has the word "rich" written on the chest.
Said he needed to be pawned!?
Isn't this just playing the piano in the middle of the night and scolding someone for nothing?
Sure enough, after hearing this, Wang Wensheng's expression froze instantly.
Even the book boy on the side couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Sister is beautiful, but why is her eyes bad!? How can my young master miss such a small amount of money? My young master is...!"
"Wen Pei! Stop being rude!"
Shu Xingyuan was just halfway through when he was interrupted by Wang Wensheng. He bowed and continued: "My sister is joking. I can still get some of my personal belongings. What's more, if my sister gives them to me, my brother should regard them as treasures."
, how could you exchange money and slander your sister’s good intentions?”
This is a very nice thing to say, but the translated meaning is: I have a lot of money! Growing up, I didn’t even know which way the pawn shop door opened! I will!? I will be your brother-in-law!
Although Yan Bing was scolded, he was not angry at all, but if this topic was to be discussed with "good intentions", wouldn't it be like a meat bun beating a dog, and it would never come back!?
Then what should I eat!? What should I drink?
Bad dish! Yan Bing regretted his actions just now...