Chapter 100: Copying and Calculating?!? I Only Create My Own
The next morning, Yan Bing, who was practicing martial arts in the basement, was suddenly called out by the old man.
He followed the old man slowly to the front yard with a confused look on his face, and found that the gate of the yard was already crowded and crowded.
Yan Bing then saw the guards who maintained order behind him and Xiao Zhezi standing in front, and he was probably aware of it.
Xiaozhezi also specially washed and dressed up today, wearing a brand new eunuch robe. There was no wrinkle from top to bottom. He was a black black gauze hat and a green jade hairpin on it. He held a yellow brocade cloth with his left hand, and held a gilded whisk with his right hand. His waist was straight, which was so imposing.
Xiao Zhezi saw Yan Bing from a distance, handed the whisk in his hand to the eunuch behind him, turned around, and a smile appeared on his face, thinking that you had been squeezed countless times, and today I can breathe my anger...
Actually, how much did Xiao Zhezi hate Yan Bing? No, because in his opinion, he likes whoever the emperor likes, and only who the emperor hates will consider killing whom. Most eunuchs have the same code of conduct, and they are focused on their own emperor. After all, they all understand the principle of the emperor once and the minister once. If they leave the emperor, he will be considered a eunuch at most, and nothing else is.
But people are inevitably competitive.
He served the emperor diligently for nearly twenty years, accompanied him from becoming a prince to a prince, and from a prince to an emperor. He suffered so much hardships and worries for the emperor. Even if he didn't explain it in detail, others could see the meaning of a long and bumpy road.
But Yan Qihua had only seen the Holy Lord for three times, and the emperor was determined to look at her, and was even reluctant to punish her, and he took his anger out. All these signs made him feel unfair, wronged, and even a little jealous...
The emperor cares about you, so I naturally care about you too, but it does not conflict with you who occasionally dig a small hole for you and is harmless...
When Xiaozhezi thought of this, the smile on his face gradually turned into a bad smile.
And this change was obviously seen by Yan Bing, who was walking towards him. Yan Bing immediately understood the meaning of this smirk... and then she also showed a smirk.
Because, coincidentally, she also felt that occasionally making a harmless little joke is nothing big...
"Yan Bing, Yan Qihua! Receive the order~~~~" Xiao Zhezi dragged the long voice and shouted loudly while slowly unfolding the imperial edict in his hand, but his eyes were always staring at Yan Bing.
It was not until he saw Yan Bing with his own eyes and kneeling in front of him that Xiao Zhezi felt comfortable all over, and the resentment in his heart disappeared in an instant, and his whole body was sublimated...
After deliberately delaying for a while and enjoying the taste of victory, Xiaozhezi began to proclaim the imperial edict loudly. The content of the imperial edict was basically no different from what was read on the day of the Imperial Shooting Platform, but this process must be followed. Only after this process can you post the whole city and inform the world.
The people watching outside the courtyard had never seen a scene where a woman was granted an official or a marquis. They were all surprised and talked in a low voice.
After reciting the imperial edict, Xiao Zhezi put the imperial edict in his hand over his head, raised it forward in a few steps, and handed it to Yan Bing. The two little eunuchs behind him also walked out of the queue, one of them holding a tray in his hand.
A set of scarlet peacock official uniforms and an official seal.
A set of red Nine Python Houlang robe and a Hou seal.
After Yan Bing received the order to thank him, he immediately stood up and guided the two eunuchs. The two eunuchs carried their clothes into the house, and then turned around and returned to the queue.
Xiao Zhezi slowly turned around and took another imperial edict, looked at Yan Bing with a smile, and said slowly: "This is the imperial edict that Your Majesty has given to Prince Kang. Your Majesty has given you a special explanation. Prince Kang is old, so you can accept the imperial edict on your behalf..."
When Yan Bing heard this, the smirk on his face became even stronger. He was just trying to make a joke, but he turned it over. If you give me two big shows, I must give you a big gift!
You are waiting!
Without hesitation, Yan Bing knelt down and leaned over again. When the imperial edict was read, Yan Bing received the imperial edict and thanked him. He stood up neatly and shook the floating soil on his skirt. He silently watched the eunuch send a set of Four Dragon Prince's robe into the master's door, and hurriedly returned to the queue.
At this time, Xiao Zhezi began to regain his humble father-in-law style. He also took the initiative to step forward with a smile and help Yan Bing clean up the wrinkles and floating soil on his clothes, but he was beautiful in his heart. While tidying up, he silently muttered in his heart, "I'm so angry today. After all, I have to respect you and protect you." After all, you are the flesh of His Majesty's heart~~~.
Xiao Zhezi thought it was pretty good, but he didn't understand it.
Is it just Yan Bing in front of me so easy to deal with?
Yan Bing smiled and helped Xiao Zhezi up, patted the back of his hand, and said softly: "I'm sorry, my father-in-law came out to announce the order. There must be rewards!"
While speaking, he took out a hundred taels of silver bill from his wallet and handed it to Xiaozhezi.
Xiao Zhezi was moved. He thought to himself that the marquis of the Fuguo Kingdom is so nice. He is generous and generous. I still have the intention to dig a hole to mess with him. I am too unkind. I will have to speak more good words for him in the future!!
But he was obviously moved, a little early...
When the silver bill was about to fall into his raised hands, Yan Bing suddenly took it back...
Xiao Zhezi was stunned, then looked up at Yan Bing with a puzzled look.
Yan Bing smiled with a smile on his face, stretched out his left hand and patted his shoulder, and said, "This reward is also a prize. Let's make a small game, I will give you a first couplet, how about you help me get the second couplet??"
When Xiao Zhezi heard this, he was a little confused. There were only a few drops of ink in his stomach. Don’t you know it?
But it was difficult to refuse, so I had to bite the bullet and say, "Marquis Fuguo, please speak, little slave try to right..."
When Yan Bing saw that the fish had been hooked, he smiled secretly in his heart. He immediately took the silver note to Xiao Zhezi and said, "This couplet is too difficult. Even if you can't match it, the money will be rewarded. You can take it first!"
Xiao Zhezi hurriedly nodded and bowed to thank him very much. When Yan Bing suddenly turned around, he stepped forward in the yard and said, "Listen, the first couplet is one, two, three, four, six, seven!"
Xiao Zhezi blinked, then smiled and said, "What's the difficulty? You are just happy with the little slave. The second couplet is the second three, four, five, six, seven, eight! How good?"
Yan Bing smiled and shook his head, then said, "You underestimate this first couplet, it has a metaphor!"
"Metaphor? What is the metaphor?" Xiao Zhezi looked puzzled.
Yan Bing slowly walked to Xiao Zhezi, almost leaned against his face, and shouted loudly: "Wang Ba!!"
Everyone's sneer came immediately behind him. Although they knew that they could not afford to offend the eunuchs in the palace, they could not help it. It was not our fault.
Xiao Zhezi trembled, his face suddenly turned blue and purple, and his smile gradually distorted.
Yan Bing pretended not to see it, continued to pace the yard, looking thoughtful again, and said to himself: "Wait! I suddenly had a whim and thought of this absolute second couplet!! Do you want to listen??" As he said, he slowly turned his head and looked at Xiao Zhezi with a smile on his face.
"No, there is no need..., Xiao Slave is a rough man..." Xiao Zhezi declined tremblingly. At this moment, he just wanted to run away with everyone quickly, regretting that he shouldn't have provoked her.
"Hey~~, this is the second couplet specially tailored for you. How can you not listen? Could it be that this marquis has no face for you??" Yan Bing directly opened the skylight and said in a bright voice, telling him openly, saying that I can't help but scold you, and I will scold you again, and you can only continue!
"Then..., then you'll say..." Xiao Zhezi made up his mind, twisted his head, and simply refused to look at her smirkful face.
"The second couplet, I originally wanted to be filial, brotherly, loyal, loyal, polite, and honest, but this is too cliché and not suitable for you. Therefore, I specially designed a better one for you! Listen well, the second couplet is, up, down, left, left, front, inside and outside!"
Xiao Zhezi knew there was nothing good about it, but he had to bite the bullet and answer, "I don't understand, please help the Fuguohou solve the puzzle..."
Yan Bing turned around and looked at him, showed a smirk, slapped his hands, and said loudly, ""No queen"!!! Isn't it more suitable for you than the kind of etiquette, righteousness, integrity and shame?"
Thumb, Xiao Zhezi knelt down...
Not only did he kneel, but the little eunuch behind him was also affected by Chi Yu. He looked reluctant and knelt down...
"The Marquis of the Suiguo!!! If Xiao Zhezi dares to provoke you again in the future, I will be a turtle!!!" Although he really couldn't say the word "No Long" from his own mouth, Xiao Zhezi completely died from then on, and he was not for anything else, just because he really couldn't afford to offend him... and he could only admit defeat...