"I won't go!!! Whoever wants to go will go!!! Anyway, I won't go!!!" Xue Kui heard that it was Luo Qing coming, so she closed the door and shouted hysterically through the door panel.
Yan Bing looked at Ling Yue with a smile, shrugged her shoulders, and then shouted to Xue Kui in the room: "But it's not a solution for you to hide! Let's do this, I'll give you an idea! As long as you are willing to do it, she will never bother you again!"
Of course I won't bother me anymore...
Thinking of this, Yan Bing smiled badly.
"Dongdongdongdongdongdong...pa!"
From the end of this sentence to the opening of the door, it was only less than a second between them!
"Really, fake!??" Xue Kui looked at Yan Bing with excitement.
Yan Bing smiled slightly and replied confidently: "Does my plan work? Haven't you experienced it yourself?"
Upon hearing this, Xue Kui curled her lips, inserted her hands in her chest, and said loudly: "Okay! You are the best at it...! If you have any good ideas, please tell me quickly!"
Yan Bing waved at Xue Kui with a mysterious look on his face. Xue Kui hurriedly put his ears over. The two of them whispered a few times, and Xue Kui immediately showed a look of suspicion...
"Are you sure this works!??"
Yan Bing smiled, without answering, and pushed Ling Yue and Wen Miao into Xuekui's room and said softly: "Come in, close the door."
Xue Kui looked at the three of them, frowned, gritted her teeth, and closed the door.
I heard the voices of three people coming from the door.
"I'm responsible for the head!"
"Then I'll help her clean her eyebrows!"
"Where are your colorful skirts put? I'll choose a set for you!"
"Don't have your hands empty either! Give her a palm-leaf fan!"
"Wen Miao, teach her how to walk!"
"Why are you so stupid... I'm optimistic... I'll learn it again..."
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One hour later...
A slim figure, holding a palm-leaf fan, walked into the hall of the government office with a small step, with a ding-dang ring, a little bit of pink, and exuded a charming temperament. Every move, he looked like a ladylike expression. Finally, he walked to Luo Qing, sat quietly, and said to her softly: "Sister Luo Qing, are you worried about coming to find your sister?"
Luo Qing widened his eyes, looked at the other party carefully up and down, and shouted, "Where are you so charming bitch?"
Xue Kui still smiled like a spring breeze, but her eyebrows trembled slightly, and she said softly: "How can sister say that sister... Could it be that even Xue Kui doesn't recognize her..."
"Bang!"
Xiao Luoqing slapped the table and stood up suddenly, frowned, and looked at it carefully... but the other party covered the palm fan in front of him, revealing a shy look... This made Luo Qing burst into tears in an instant...!!!
Yan Bing, who was hiding in the corner, squatted on the ground with a smile...
Ling Yue even held back her laughter and kept beating the wall...
"Sister Xue Kui!!! You!!! How did you become like this!!!???" Luo Qing looked in disbelief, but Xue Kui's shadow was indeed seen between his eyebrows and eyes...
If Xue Kui, who was wearing a red dress before, had already made her unable to accept it, Xue Kui now has simply broken through all her psychological limits!!!
However, Xue Kui raised her eyebrows slightly, as if she saw the results, she started performing harder.
"What are you saying, sister... Isn't it good-looking now...?"
Luo Qing frowned, grinned, and his fists clenched, and he was stunned for a while before sighing, bowing and saying, "It looks good! Sister Xue Kui's outfit... so good! Look!!! The junior sister has something to do! Let's go back first!!!"
After saying that, he turned around and trotted out of the lobby...
Xue Kui looked at Luo Qing's back, showing an evil smile, then stood up, and walked back to the inner hall with three steps. As soon as she turned around, she immediately threw the palm fan in her hand, pulled the silk, and put her hands on her waist and complained: "I can't do it anymore!! I can't stand it if I keep pretending!!!"
After saying that, he turned his head and looked at Wen Miao, and said with admiration: "Hey! How did you do this every day? Isn't tired? Isn't you evil... Isn't you pretentious??"
"Hey!? How did you say this??" Yan Bing raised his hand, patted Xue Kui on the shoulder, and said with certainty: "I think your posture is much more pleasing to you than before!!!Puff~!"
Xue Kui looked at Yan Bing with a wry smile, pushed her arm away, and said coldly: "Haha, if you didn't laugh that way in the end, I almost believed it!!! But your move "going the opposite way" seems to be quite effective...!"
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At the same time, Xiao Luoqing, who ran out of the government office, became more and more annoyed and became more and more angry. He turned the corner and kicked a foot at a dirt wall!!! In a few seconds, the entire dirt wall was broken!
Behind the earth wall, Wang Wensheng, who was "small breaking", stared at the "female gorilla" opposite him who was gasping and tearing the wall with his feet, looking confused... Even the "little brother" forgot to put it away...
Luo Qing lowered his head and was stunned for three seconds, then shouted with a red face: "You are sick!!!?? Take off all your hair and stand in the house!!!"
Wen Sheng quickly lifted his pants up and replied with dissatisfaction: "You are sick!! This is the toilet!! Who can go to the toilet and don't take off your pants!!!"
Luo Qing was speechless... and blushed and turned around and left...
Wensheng was also shy, blushed and tied his belt, turned around and returned...
But both of them left a deep impression on each other.
Although... it's not a good impression...
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Four days later...
Yan Bing looked at Zhao Kaixuan who was giggling at him in front of him, frowned...
"I remember... I said it very clearly when I was plotting, right? I don't leave any living mouths! But what does it mean to bring two living things back? You are so embarrassed to laugh at me!!!?"
"Hey?? It's different, the coach!!" Zhao Kaixuan hurriedly explained, stepped forward and kicked Xianyu Tumuwei who was kneeling on the ground, and said loudly: "This!! It's the prince of Valo State!!"
After saying that, he kicked Xianyuzhazier next to him and said loudly: "This is even more powerful!! He claims to be the seventh prince of the country of Valo!!! If you don't catch him alive, I'm afraid you will really engage in our military law then!"
"Profess himself?" Yan Bing grabbed the point of Zhao Kaixuan's words and then showed a look of suspicion.
Xianyuzhazier, who was eager to save his life and was proficient in Chinese, knelt directly on the ground, moved forward with his knees two steps, and said anxiously: "It's true!! I'm really the prince of Varo!" After that, he turned his head and looked at Xianyu Tumuwei behind him and shouted: "He is my uncle! Varo's Saido king, Xianyu Tumuwei!"
"Xianyu Tumuwei..." Yan Bing's originally frowning brow then soothed...
This name may not be known to the people of the Central Plains, but among the border people and the entire Varo, he has a well-known name!
"The King of Eternal Victory!!!??? It's you...??" Yan Bing looked at Xianyu Tumuwei who was tied into "zongzi", and her eyebrows were full of mockery, and her expression was naturally seen by Xianyu Tumuwei.
He struggled angrily and shouted loudly: "It's me!! So what?!? It's just a trick of you, the witch! If it's a wise man who is attacked on the battlefield..."
"You will still lose!!!" Yan Bing didn't give him a chance to speak out at all, but directly took the words and continued, "And what you call "everything victory" is just to bully the people and militia warriors on our frontiers! Otherwise, for so many years! Why haven't you been able to enter our Jiayuguan!!!?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xianyu Tumuwei was stunned and finally sat back on the ground slowly.
Seeing that Tumuwei was wilted, Xianyuzhazier, who was beside him, finally found the opportunity to speak and said loudly: "Master, don't be as knowledgeable as me, Uncle Wang, why not make a deal??? Let us go back!! I ask my father to return the entire Western Regions to you!!! Give you countless gold, silver and treasures! As long as you say a number, my father will definitely agree!!!"
Yan Bing smiled when he heard this...
He shook his skirt and slowly walked to Xianyuzhazier, lowered his head, looked at his eyes, and said softly with a smile: "Of course I don't want too much, but what our Majesty wants is the head of your entire Valor royal family! Can you let your father deliver it to us? Then I will save a lot of effort!"
"ah--??"
Xianyuzhazier screamed strangely, then sat on the ground with his eyes blank...
Yan Bing smiled and turned around, walking towards the position of coach, and said loudly: "Tie these two people together and offer them to Your Majesty!!! Let's write your names and Wu Qidao in the congratulatory expression..."