Chapter 69: Dreaming into the Underworld and Tears Filling Her Breasts (Part 1)
On the fourth night of May in the twelfth year of Jianyan's reign in the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Guan's family may have been shocked by Guo Hao, or his hands cramped up while collecting money, or he was simply looking forward to the real peak sword debate tomorrow. In short, he had insomnia.
The moon was like a hook in the sky, and the Milky Way was falling. Zhao Jiu originally planned to get up, find some wine, get drunk, and sleep for a while, but he opened his mouth to call Yang Yizhong, and found that he could not speak or move. It was not like usual.
A nightmare, instead, it’s like the soul has left the body.
Feeling this, his first reaction was that Daozu's old and uncultivated conscience had discovered it and finally wanted to send me back. As a result, the soul wandered out of the old Xixia Palace and actually looked at two souls, one black and one white.
He has white hanging hair, long teeth and angular eyes, and a black painted face with long cheeks and the head of an ox. Zhao Jiu wouldn't believe it if it wasn't the legendary impermanence of black and white.
He said it was not sadness or joy, but asked calmly: "Oh, no, am I dead? Do I want to go to the underworld, or go back to the 21st century?" After twelve years here, it turns out that so many people have already given up.
No less people and things.
Bai Wuchang said: "Zhao Guanjia, don't think too much. Your life is not over yet. As for the affairs of other worlds, the gods and Buddhas do not care about the underworld. This time you come here, but the destined person is waiting for you down there. Your wishes are condensed and go straight to the ninth heaven."
, Mr. Yan has no choice but to ask your soul to leave the body for a day. Once you see them, you can return and serve as your official as usual."
When people in the underworld speak, ordinary people like the Zhao Guan family are in the dark, but at least they know that it is a day trip to the underworld. Although it is a bit shocking, our Zhao Guan family has seen a lot of things in the world since time travel. Besides, now that the soul is in the hands of others, and
No matter what, he didn't resist at the moment and let the two of them lead him away.
But it seems that the two ghosts are really not here to seduce the souls. Hei Wuchang's iron chain has been hidden in his sleeves, respectfully! Thinking of this, he couldn't help but said: "How can the emperor of the human world still enjoy the Nine-Five-Year Plan after returning to the underworld?"
How do you treat me like an emperor? Why do you two have so much respect for me, the fake emperor?"
Bai Wuchang smiled and said: "When a person dies, the emperor will return to the dust. How can you ask us to serve as the lord? It is only because you, the emperor, have done well that you can be respected. If you continue to maintain it and start well and end well, then there will be
For greater good.”
Hei Wuchang said: "You talk too much." Bai Wuchang was silent, and only led Zhao Jiu through the layers of land, sinking like a roller coaster.
In the past few days, the Xianggong Town of the Song Dynasty has been gloomy and anxious. The reason is self-evident, and it is naturally because of their Zhao Guan family.
A few days ago, Sima Guang had just been scolded by the crowd, and His Highness Judge Yama suddenly came to deliver a message. Everyone thought they could watch the live broadcast of the Military Games and were overjoyed, but who knew that what they brought was Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder.
"You, this official, have an extraordinary background, but he is destined to have a big disaster. Last time it was just a small fight, but this time his life is at stake. Emperor Yama has pity on his people, treats his heroes well and has great achievements, especially
Come let me know and see if you are willing to save him."
Isn't this nonsense? How can we not save him? At present, Xianggong Town stopped quarreling and hundreds of people gathered to discuss how to save him. Xue Juzheng said: "I have some friendship with Feng Dao. I heard the old man said that Xicheng, the underworld, cultivates immortals.
There is a Mount Qiyang everywhere, and there are people who practice Buddhism in it."
Lu Mengzheng also said: "What Xue Xianggong said is true. I have also heard that many people pray for their parents who have been reincarnated, which can drive away disasters and ward off evil spirits."
Kou Zhun finally couldn't bear his bad temper anymore, "Brother Sheng Gong (Zhengzheng Lü Meng), what are you waiting for? Only you can come and go here. Go and bless the official family quickly. No, what kind of offerings are needed for this?"
Lu Mengzheng smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Kou Xian is right. This offering seems tacky, but it only requires money. We can use any gold, jade, silk, or copper coins. The more the better."
What else is there to say? Hundreds of people don’t care about the gentlemen or villains of the old or new parties. This is the first time they have worked together to plunder themselves. Even Sima Guang would rather quarrel with his wife and take out all his valuables. Of course he
Not much more.
But he didn't have it, others did. Although the military was a joke in the Southern Song Dynasty, the commodity economy was developed, and the money was real. Except for a few who were almost demoted and almost died, the salary and gray income of the prime minister were really generous.
At that time, there was a lot of emphasis on extravagant funerals and weddings, but the rich were also hidden in the underworld? So in less than half a day, they collected hundreds of carts of gold and silver, ceramics, calligraphy and paintings, and some people were holding their beloved Ru kiln celadon gall bottles and
Yuci Duanyan cried for a long time, but decided to donate it.
They can't bear the loss of Emperor Jianyan. Isn't it just a thing outside the body? It is worth it to save the official family from life and death!
There were so many Lu Mengzheng that even a strong man couldn't handle, so he had to shamelessly ask Li Hang and Fan Zhongyan, who had better reputations, and Di Qing, who had the highest level of martial arts, to go with them. Unexpectedly, they passed, and a few people had to rush to push the first batch of carts.
, walked out with the earnest instructions from his colleagues - the West City is really not that close.
Unexpectedly, after waiting for a whole day, several people came back with their cars and looked sad. Everyone was shocked and asked, "What's going on?" "But it's still not enough!" "The god refused to serve as an official.
Is this a blessing? Is this really unreasonable?"
Fan Zhongyan was still calm and said: "Listen to me, this is not the case, but there are rules for gods and gods to pray for blessings. The people we wish to bless are husband and wife, parents, children, brothers, monarchs and ministers, or friends of life and death. Zhongyan
Although Yan and others were ministers of the Song Dynasty, they had never served an official family, so the gods did not want to be worshiped by their subordinates."
Everyone was stunned, never expecting this, but just a moment later, their eyes immediately turned to several people.
They are Zong Ze, Wang Boyan, Lu Haoyi, Zhang Cui and Zhang Suo.
We don’t count, but you are the real monarchs and ministers!
Lu Yihao was the most straightforward. He turned around and went to the car to look for his things. Zong Ze and others also rummaged around, and after a while they gathered together - a car full of gold and jade. This was Zhang Cui who gave his wife his life and fortune.
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The rich man Han Qi almost collapsed and said loudly: "You are all worried about life and death, why do you only have this little thing? It is an official family! Your lord, what disaster can this little thing prevent!" Although he criticized
My children and grandchildren will share my family's land, but he has fulfilled my lifelong dream. No, nothing can happen to him.
Lu Yihao was also very angry and said: "Why are you angry? Officials are simple and don't like lavish burials. They regard it as extravagant and wasteful. We naturally respect it. What's more, when Mr. Zhang Cui and others died, the world was in chaos, and there were so many burial objects!"
It's true that Wang Boyan is the most popular here. Was he the prime minister who died for his country? The conditions were better at that time, and the tombs were relatively prosperous. As for Ma Yingying, he didn't care and asked for a sparse burial. Now he regrets it to death.
Lu Mengzheng felt tired and said: "Everyone, please stop arguing for now. Let me send these to see if they can bring good fortune and ward off disasters to the official family."
The next day, Lu Mengzheng went alone without anyone else. When he came back, he was mixed with joy and sorrow, saying: "The god agreed. I saw gold and jade melting between heaven and earth with my own eyes, but Mengzheng asked him if he could save the official family from disaster.
, he only said it would be effective, but could not guarantee that the catastrophe would subside, it must still be too little."
Zongze and others smiled bitterly and laughed at themselves: "I wonder if it will work if I ask my son to send me some money in a dream!"
Most of the so-called treacherous ministers are clever. Lu Yijian suddenly grabbed Lu Haoyi's hand and said affectionately: "Yuan Zhi, you and I are both descendants of Jiang Taigong (formerly known as Lu Shang), descendants of the Lu family, and you and my family, Lu Haowen, are in the same boat and share the same love."
, I think you are just like your own son-in-law, why don’t you all bear witness today and let us recognize each other as relatives?"
Lu Yihao almost wanted to say who and that dough boy were brothers, but after all, they were husbands and wives. He reacted very quickly and immediately grabbed him with his backhand. He also said with tears: "My great-uncle said yes, we were a family more than a hundred years ago."
Son, today we meet each other, please see that I am poor, and please give me a favor." For the sake of the official family, please feed the dog with integrity and so on.
Everyone was dumbfounded, but they quickly reacted. Han Qi immediately said: "You two are really related. My family has been married to the Lu family for several generations. Lu Hao asked that this child's biological aunt is my grandson's wife. She is not an outsider, Yuan Zhi.
, Senior also has a greeting gift for you."
Lu Gongzhu said quickly: "Yes, yes, Yuan Zhi, you can take these gold cups and jades first. I also have a picture of a lady handed down from the Tang Dynasty. I'll look for it later."
Lu Duan also said: "That's right, we are the main family. Just wait. I also have good things here, but you must use them where they should be used!" Lu Duan was not confused about the matter, and his words were so tactful and clear.
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Lu Mengzheng's face turned dark. Can you wait? The gods haven't agreed yet. I have to try it first.