Extra: The tragic life of the Song Dynasty emperor
Early in the morning, Zhao Kuangyin's laughter filled the entire Da Yitong Town, and even many people with sharp ears in the alien town next door were woken up by him.
Li Shimin couldn't care less about continuing his love with Empress Changsun. He came out and said depressedly: "Brother Zhao Xian, why are you disturbing people's dreams?"
When we were emperors, we slept later than dogs and got up earlier than chickens. Now we are all used to sleeping until three o'clock in the morning and then taking a walk. This is really inappropriate for Zhao Kuangyin. Besides, others are afraid of his strength, but Li Shimin is not afraid.
However, he is not willing to fall out easily. After all, in this imperial city where he cannot get out, it is not easy to find an emperor who can make friends with him through force. The last one was Liu Yu. Unfortunately, it has been a long time since he moved out of the separatist town.
According to the time of death, Zhao Kuangyin called "Brother Li" and said joyfully: "Don't argue with me like a little brother. It is really a great joy and cannot be controlled."
Li Shimin was suspicious, what else? When your emperor destroyed the Jin Kingdom last time, I didn't see you so ecstatic. Could it be that Xiliao was destroyed again this time, and the Guiyi Army returned to our country?
Obviously, several emperors and queen mothers of the Liao Kingdom in the next town also thought so, and their expressions changed a bit. But Zhao Kuangyin had no time to pay attention to them. He took Li Shimin's hand and said: "Brother Li, you can't think of it, and I can't think of it either.
.This child Zhao Jiu turns out to be my descendant. I didn’t believe it when my mother Yun told me. I watched a live broadcast this morning and I thought it was right. How could a coward like Zhao Ji give birth to such an outstanding child?
baby."
Li Shimin suspected that he was hallucinating. What the hell? Your family is addicted to playing civet cats for princes. Looking at the other pale-faced emperors of the Song Dynasty, he felt that this matter was not simple.
Zhao Xu had never been beaten by his ancestors, so he was bolder and protested quietly: "Taizu, Mrs. Qiao said it clearly, but she is not sure..." Before he could finish his words, he was kicked.
When he went out, he was so fierce that he took away his father, Song Shenzong Zhao Xu, who was beside him. The father and son rolled into a ball.
The other emperors of the Song Dynasty all shuddered. Zhao Shu, the Yingzong, went over to help his son and grandson, and whispered: "You child, Taizu is in high spirits. You are not asking for a beating. Taizu's beating hurts.
You haven’t experienced it and haven’t seen it yet.”
Zhao Xu was infuriated by his son, and he was furious at first, but when he saw his beloved son with a face like gold paper, holding his stomach in pain and unable to speak, he finally sighed and said: "Son, if you think about it, it's all our Zhao family."
Our descendants, regardless of lineage, will be proud of us."
Li Shimin was listening to Zhao Kuangyin telling a magical harem story, and he was laughing at you that the palace-forbidden relationship in the Song Dynasty was a joke. Unexpectedly, when he heard Zhao Xu's words, he praised: "What Shenzong said is reasonable. If I, the descendants of the Li family, can still compete in the world,
Even after all my brothers, I am happy."
His father, Li Yuan, was standing next to him and sneered: "I'm sorry to bother you, but your brother was almost killed by you and your good daughter-in-law." The good daughter-in-law refers to Wu Zetian. She was afraid that the foundation for Wu Zhou's establishment was unstable and she was almost killed.
All the descendants of Emperor Taizong were wiped out.
Li Shimin doesn't care anymore. Anyway, my father has refused to reconcile with him since he came down. It has been like this for hundreds of years, but I still don't have the final say in Tangchao Village.
Zhao Kuangyin became much calmer and said: "In short, I think this child is like me, and I am very happy. Brother Li is willing to accompany me to have a drink." Meng Ru's things have been packed and moved out of Taizu.
Zhai. Now that the two empresses He and Song are getting along well, Zhao Kuangyin only feels that every day is a good day.
Li Shimin said: "Thank you for your kindness, but I have an appointment with someone today, so I don't want to break the appointment." In fact, he and Yuchi Gong, Li Jing and others went to deduce the balance of power in the Battle of Yaoshan, but there was no need to tell Zhao Kuangyin.
It's not that Emperor Taizong Wen can't tolerate others' irritation, but he thinks it's not good for him to be too arrogant. You'd better calm down yourself, otherwise you can beat the child for fun.
Zhao Kuangyin was famous for beating his younger brother, and it goes without saying that Taizong Zhao Guangyi. And he was not the kind of person who would never make a fuss if he used his hands. Every time he beat someone, he was justified. He beat Zhenzong Zhao Heng because of bullshit Taishan.
Feng Chan and Liu E almost became empresses; they beat Renzong Zhao Zhen because they would be deceived by civil servants if they didn't do anything, and they also raised a Xixia Kingdom, so they beat them twice as hard; they beat Yingzong Zhao Shu because they wanted to do everything they could during their four years in office.
How can you admit that your father is less serious than your adoptive father? When he got to Shenzong Zhao Xu, his anger subsided a little, and he was finally an enterprising child. He only punched twice because of the unfulfilled reform, but he felt that it was meaningless.
, Zhao Xu has been lying in bed all day! Only Zhezong is his little sweetheart, and he has done nothing wrong except dying early. He was beaten for the first time today.
But what attracted everyone's attention the most was the beating given by Jingkang after his disgrace. Zhao Kuangyin was really like a wounded lion. He beat Taizong to Shenzong so well that he was already dead, otherwise he would have to die again. The problem
Even after the beating, he didn't feel relieved, and scolded Zhao Xu again, saying he died too early. Although he didn't want to hit the woman, he still nailed the Queen Mother to the ground with a knife. Who allowed you, an unlucky bitch, to establish this bullshit emperor?
He was so frightened that the neighbors in Xiaoyitong Town (as it was euphemistically called) did not dare to say sarcastic remarks, for fear that he would go crazy and kill everyone.
This is so frivolous that you cannot rule the world!
Everyone was brutally murdered. I heard that the imperial mausoleum was dug up, and the new emperor was forced to go to Huai River and swore that he would be killed if he took a step back. For the time being, there was no way to settle the score with Zhao Ji, who was greedy for life and fear of death, so they had to target the Empress Dowager Xiang together (Shenzong died early)
, so that she would rather go to hell than leave here. Zhao Xu said that I would rather be a bachelor than see you again.
But who would have thought that this emperor was completely different from them. Nanyang was stabilized, the old capital was recovered, Yaoshan was victorious, and Wanyan Lou's family was beheaded. As more and more good news came, Taizu's anger gradually subsided, and finally he finally
I don’t hit people so much anymore.
When Zhao Jiu destroyed Xixia and the Kingdom of Jin, they moved to Dayitong Town. Zhao Kuangyin finally became a kind uncle next door. In addition to remembering the shame of the battle with Jiaozhi during the Xining period, and after kicking them one by one, this was the first time.
Hit someone once.
However, Zhao Kuangyin also acknowledged what Li Shimin said, "As long as you are the emperor of the Song Dynasty, even if you are not my direct descendant, you still have to recognize me as your ancestor. Hahaha, okay, Zhao Xu, I have been too fond of you before. Look,
If you don't fight like this, go back and practice hard, otherwise if Zhao Ji and Zhao Huan come down, you'll just let them go!"
Zhao Xu was still in so much pain that he couldn't speak, so he had to retreat silently. As a result, one morning not long after, everyone was woken up again by the Song Dynasty emperor's wild laughter. When they saw it was Zhao Xu, they were no longer afraid and shouted: "It's not over yet.
What happy event has happened to your family again? Zhao Ji is dead?"
Zhao Xu saw that it was Li Dan, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and said with a smile: "Brother Li, don't be angry, I have a son. The child Zhao Jiu will be his heir to me and inherit Zhezong's ancestral lineage."
Then he called everyone in sight and said, "I will hold a banquet tonight and everyone will come to drink. Meng, you come too. At least Xiaojiu recognizes you as her mother."