The Life Record of Taishang DaojunUnyielding for a Hundred Miles
(one)
"Bang, bang, bang..."
"Bang, bang, bang..."
In the early morning, before the rooster crows, this dream-disturbing sound keeps penetrating into the ears, making it so noisy that the former Ninth Five-Year Plane, now the Ninth Five-Year Plane's father, Taishang Daojun, can no longer sleep.
Needless to say, the monks in the Shaolin Temple are extremely devout in worshiping the Buddha. No, they start their morning classes early every morning and bang the wooden fish loudly. This sound makes Taishang Daojun, a devout believer in Taoism, very happy.
It’s trouble, Immeasurable God, bless these stinking monks—get up late tomorrow if you have diarrhea, don’t chant sutras so early.
"Bang, bang, bang." Three consecutive knocks on the door were still so hard. Needless to say, it was the one who had killed a thousand swords, called the Indomitable One, who came to urge him to practice martial arts!
Wasn't it originally said that practicing once a day is enough? But now this Baili Buyi actually calls him to practice martial arts three times every morning, noon and evening. According to the words of this man who has no king and no father, Taishang Daojun Emperor
The progress of his martial arts training was too slow. He was afraid of betraying the divine grace, so he wanted to increase his training volume. What the hell about his mother. Lao Jiu, that unfilial son, would not care whether he was good at martial arts. He was clearly just looking for a reason.
Just to torture yourself!
But, can you say this to that unfilial son? Of course not, you have already said that he is an unfilial son! I think of the Song Dynasty, filial piety has always been the top priority, but after such an unfilial son, the government and the public are now
There are not many people who have the conscience and courage to speak out and remonstrate. The world is deteriorating and people's hearts are not as good as they used to be!
Ancestors, open your eyes and see how this unfilial son treats his father! Why did our Zhao family have such an unfilial son?
The anger in his heart could not change anything, so Emperor Taishang Daojun hurriedly opened the door, and sure enough, he saw Baili Buyi standing stiffly at the door, holding today's breakfast in his hand - two stiff steamed buns.
Bastard! Although his breakfast in the past was not like a banquet, with hundreds of sheep at every turn. However, there was still plenty of what he should have, especially his favorite mutton soup, which must be included every day.
. How can it be like now, with these stinky monks, one monk at a time, trying to protect his pure place from being contaminated by meat and fish, and forcing him to become a vegetarian!
Is this a life that a former emperor should live?
Forget it, the days of the Five Kingdoms City are over. Just bear with it and say that one day, this indomitable man will leave. If he leaves, that Xiao Hu, if you keep him, your life will be much better!
It’s true that a loyal minister knows how to be loyal! I have been the emperor for so many years, and now I am the only loyal minister left! Xiao Hu, Xiao Hu, if I really go out one day, I will never forget you!
(two)
There is no harm without comparison.
Whenever Zhao Ji thinks of the prosperous days of Henan, the grand banquet of a thousand sheep, and the wonderful flattery of a group of people around him, he feels that the life he is living in Shaolin Temple is simply not what a person lives, at least it is not what he once lived.
The emperor deserves it.
But every time I think of the frightened feeling I felt shivering in the cellar of Five Kingdoms City, I feel that the voice of Amitabha Buddha that is always ringing next to my ears is not so unacceptable.
When I first arrived at the Shaolin Temple, I said I was not afraid, which was a lie. The most ruthless emperor's family, and those who have been officials, how can they not know what officials care about most? In order to avoid future troubles, this unfilial son eats half a catty every day.
It was not impossible for him to choke to death with arsenic. However, he felt safer after hearing that this unfilial son had won all the way and even brought the once arrogant Kingdom of Jin back to his hometown.
After all, who wants to use him to cause trouble now, that is, the old man hangs himself because he thinks his life is too long. He is a waste that has lost its use value. The officials might as well use him as a waste and show their tolerance and kindness.
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That is, can you think of a way to flatter this unfilial son? If nothing else, it would also be good to transfer Baili Buyi, who is so painful who forces himself to practice martial arts every day! Just keep Xiao Hu, Xiao Hu
, Yes, keep Xiao Hu so that you can live a good life.
I was thinking wildly in my mind, and the movements on my hands were of course impossible to follow smoothly. Sure enough, the trick of "Black Tiger Stealing Heart" seemed to be worse than yesterday. I remembered Baili's unyielding voice again, "The Supreme Emperor did this trick of Black Tiger Stealing Heart."
That's not good, as usual there are no vegetables today."
Yes, I know even if you don’t tell me. But I’m not afraid.
Do you think that Xiao Hu is your good comrade-in-arms and wears a pair of pants with you? You don’t know that people understand the principle of loyalty to the emperor. Every night when you go to bed, what kind of mushrooms and what kind of vegetables can’t I eat?
(three)
With the sound of "bang, bang, bang" in the ears, the wooden fish finally disappeared, and the moonlight had covered the entire Shaolin Temple, making the entire Shaolin Temple seem a little less hateful.
A familiar knock on the door rang. Emperor Taishang Daojun quickly stood up and opened the door. Sure enough, Hu Li was standing at the door with a big food box in his hand. When he saw him coming out, he bowed slightly and called out.
"The Great Emperor".
Zhao Ji was so moved that his nose and tears almost flowed out. In the past, when he was an official, there were as many people as possible who flattered him, from Tokyo to Qiongzhou. Among them, there were quite a few who flattered him to the extreme.
I didn’t kneel down to lick his sores.
However, times have changed, and those who used to fawn over him now avoid him like snakes and scorpions. Now, the only one who is willing to sneak some vegetarian food for him from the kitchen at night is Hu Li in front of him.
The variety of vegetarian food is not rich, only fried vegetables, tofu, mushrooms, etc. are a few. However, compared to the meal Baili Buyi gave him before, which was almost plain water and steamed buns, it is undoubtedly excellent.
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"If I still have time to go out, I will definitely ask Ninth Brother to give you a good job." Emperor Taishang Daojun said this seemingly sincerely.
"I am the Supreme Emperor, and it is my duty as a minister. You don't need to take the Supreme Emperor to heart." Hu Li answered in a straight tone. At first glance, he was down-to-earth.
After serving Zhao Ji's meal, Hu Li walked out of the room backwards, and took it with him gently. Before leaving, he did not forget to tell himself to have a good rest. Zhao Ji's nose felt sore. He had three thousand people in his family back then, but who is the only one now?
In the future, if there is an opportunity in the future, I can ask the unfilial son to give him a good job, but now, I have to find a way to keep him by my side and never transfer him away! Otherwise, who will bring me food at night?
Under the moonlight, Hu Li's nose was also sore. It had been too long, too long. I had been waiting for that day for too long!