"Brother Niu, how do you curl your horns? Please teach me."
Gu Mo, "..."
How do I know how to roll this when I'm riding a horse?
She was also annoyed that these horns were always on her head and they were very heavy.
However, her hair was automatically transformed into semi-permanent hair. No matter how many times she combed her hair every day, her hair would not obey her and would insist on being curled into two tall, thick horns.
Forget about rolling the horns, after curling, the horns will be covered with colorful flowers.
So even if she has a high level of cultivation, others can't easily see her identity, but as soon as they see her pair of sexy horns, they will know that she is a cow!
Even the hair has its own opinion.
Hey! This plane makes her so tired.
Later, Gu Mo encountered a large army from the God Realm. The army held up the flag of crusade against the ruthless bull emperor and walked past her, the ruthless bull emperor, without looking back.
Gu Mo put on a fighting stance, "I am the ruthless emperor!"
They didn't even look at her, "The cow begging mission is imminent, we don't have time to fight with you, a fake cow! Get out of the way quickly!"
Gu Mo, "..."
She was so angry that she directly kicked the cattle begging army back to the God Realm.
The army of cattle beggars, "Damn it! Are all these fake cattle so capable now?"
Gu Mo, "..."
No matter how true I am, the whole world doesn't believe that I am true.
Gu Mo was sitting on the top of the snow mountain, looking at the falling snowflakes in the sky, and suddenly felt that his life was hopeless.
At this moment, the sound of fighting suddenly came from the ground, from deep to shallow. After a while, a sculpture and a man emerged from the surface, fighting inextricably on the snow.
The snow-white eagle has strong demonic power and a very violent aura. At first glance, it looks like it is not an ordinary sand eagle, but a killer eagle that has done countless evil things!
The young man who was fighting with the Killing Eagle had the upper hand at first, but soon began to lose ground, pitifully being pinned down and pecked by the Killing Eagle.
Moreover, the killer eagle was very evil. It deliberately picked out key parts and pecked at them, leaving the person naked and moaning in pain. It showed no dignity at all.
The young man was so ashamed and angry that he saw a man sitting on the top of a mountain not far away. He was watching the battle with an indifferent expression.
The man was watching the battle while stuffing grass into his mouth.
The young man immediately shouted, "Brother Niu, Brother Niu, help me!"
Since ancient times, the image of cows in the eyes of sentient beings in the three realms is that they are honest, obedient, hardworking, and will not associate with any bad people.
Although Niu's image was completely ruined by various fake and ruthless Niu Emperors during this period, the young man still felt that Gu Mo was particularly kind and reliable when he saw her.
Gu Mo looked at the young man expressionlessly, then at the killing eagle, then suddenly swooped down and knocked the killing eagle unconscious with a hoof.
Then she ordered the young men to bleed the eagle, pluck out its feathers, and roast it on the fire.
The young man's eyes widened,
"You yourself are a mythical beast, how can you eat a mythical beast?? Well, you are such a scary buffalo. Just now I thought you were honest and reliable, I was really blind!"
Gu Mo just stared at the young man's eyes, as if he was considering whether to dig out those eyes.
The young man shuddered, "This eagle is murderous and full of sins. He is lucky to be eaten by such a great ox as Brother Niu!"
Then he quickly bled the killing eagle, scalded it, plucked its hair, and roasted it on the fire.
Killing the Eagle's soul woke up from a coma and saw that his body had become a bare Eagle.
He shouted angrily, "Stop, stop, stop! I am a second-level protected animal certified by the Three Realms Association! How dare you eat me!"
The young man thought for a while, pulled a ball of snow and blocked his ears.
Sha Diao shouted again, "I am distantly related to Lord Long Qian of the God Realm! Your Lord Emperor of the God Realm is my friend! If you dare to eat me, Lord Long Qian and Emperor Yunsheng will not let you go!"
Young man, “…I can’t hear I can’t hear…”
Then the firepower was increased.
As a result, ordinary fire could not cook the meat of Sha Diao at all, so Gu Mo flicked his fingertips and popped up the Jade Pure Fire, instantly roasting Sha Diao until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and even his soul was burned away.
Young man, "..."
Damn it, grilling the carvings with jade halal fire and eating them, what a luxury!
The young man pulled out a carved leg and handed it to Gu Mo, "Brother Niu, eat it."
After the two of them were full, the young man wiped his oily mouth.
"Brother Niu, if anyone asks us if we have seen this eagle in the future, we will say that we let Emperor Niu eat it."
Anyway, just refuse to admit it.
Gu Mo, "It was originally eaten by the ruthless Niu Emperor."
The young man said, "Yes, yes, Brother Niu, you are like this. This is what the ruthless Niu Emperor did! It has nothing to do with us!"
Gu Mo, "I am the ruthless emperor"
The young man chuckled, "I am also a ruthless bull emperor."
Gu Mo, "..."
No one wants to deal with the tired Niu Niu.
So she turned and left.
The young man found a place to bury the shaved eagle feathers, caught up with him, and said to Gu Mo with a smile, "Brother Niu, do you want to eat shrimp meat? I heard that there is a big shrimp in the South China Sea, and it will cause trouble if it stirs up floods."
Common people, let’s fry it and eat it!”
Gu Mo, "..."
It turns out this is a foodie!
Gu Mo admitted that she was moved. As a cow that was supposed to eat grass, she shamefully fell in love with eating meat.
So they headed to the South China Sea.
Halfway through the road, Gu Mo suddenly felt something was wrong, "Isn't this the road to Beihai?"
The young man scratched his head, "Ah, is it Beihai?"
Gu Mo, "..."
The two of them turned around and headed towards the South China Sea.
After finding out that the shrimp was indeed doing bad things all day long, Gu Mo and the young man fried it together.
As soon as they finished eating the prawns, they turned around and encountered a fox sucking the souls of mortal scholars.
Gu Mo directly grabbed the fox's neck, lifted it up and hung it on the tree.
The young man saw Gu Mo staring at the fox and asked, "Brother Niu, you don't want to eat the fox too, do you?"
This fox is quite beautiful, and I can’t get enough of it.
The fox also winked charmingly and glanced at Gu Mo.
Gu Mo stared at the fox's ears for a long time, "Her ears should be very brittle, save them for me to drink."
Young man, "..."
The fox cried, "I, I, I am also a second-level protected animal certified by the Three Realms Animal Association. You can't..."
Gu Mo just pulled his ear and cooled it off, it was simple and rude.
After finishing the meal, she went to find the Demon Emperor and ate him first.
After all, this guy created an indestructible world-destroying formation for the heroine. Although the formation is now sealed, it can be activated again anytime and anywhere to destroy the three realms.
After eating the cold ears, the young man suddenly asked Gu Mo.
"We've had so many meals together, and I haven't asked Brother Niu your name yet."
