At this moment, facing this huge army of children, Gu Mo reluctantly showed a smile and said something, but his voice was directly drowned in the endless stream of Grandpa Huang.
Gu Mo calmed down and yelled, "We haven't seen each other for many years. Let's talk for a while and let the children go somewhere else to play..."
As a result, the wives and children of the princes left one after another, leaving only the father and son in the imperial garden, and it finally became quiet.
Gu Mo then started his performance, "Children, you are back. Father misses you..."
As soon as Gu Mo spoke, the eyes of the twenty or so young men turned into faucets in an instant, and they burst into tears in all kinds of strange ways.
"Father, father, I miss you so much. I miss you so much that I miss tea and food. I'm so thin that I'm out of shape..."
Gu Mo thought she was good at acting, but when he saw his sons' acting skills, he was instantly amazed.
God, you don’t think about food or tea. Look at your fat and white face. Don’t you feel guilty?
However, Gu Mo was very cooperative. They cried about their sadness. Gu Mo also cried about how he fought wits and courage with the eunuch's relatives in order to get his sons back early, and how he went all alone to seek the skin of a tiger...
Then the sons also cried, crying about how they went through all kinds of hardships to become son-in-laws in order to help their father and save the country...
The father worked hard to deal with various factions in the government for his son.
The sons worked hard to establish their reputation and prestige by becoming son-in-laws for their fathers who were away from home.
This is probably the legendary two-way rush, right?
Touching! So touching!
My whole brain was moved, and technical tears flowed down from that evil emoji.
Next, the princes began to rush to talk about their lives over the years.
They really thought that Gu Mo really found a shortcut for them.
After all, being a door-to-door son-in-law sounds like it is really easy to rise to the top in one step.
However, I later discovered that it was all a routine.
How can there be so many big shots recruiting son-in-laws in the world? When they went there, they discovered that some did recruit sons-in-law, but most of them were just hired thugs...
There was an important man whose only daughter had been dead for a long time. A prince came to his door and offered to be his son-in-law. When they saw that he was handsome and handsome, they immediately happily started the wedding ceremony.
Only on the wedding day did he find out that it was a ghost wedding. If he hadn't run so fast, he would have been buried alive.
Everyone sympathized with the prince after hearing his sorrow and indignation. Fortunately, things went smoothly afterwards, otherwise he would not be as fat as a young man now.
Then the second child complained, "Father, didn't you say that the Bai family's daughter is as beautiful as a flower?"
But on the night of the wedding, he discovered that his bride was not as beautiful as a flower, but was so fat that she nearly crushed him.
Gu Mo recalled for a while, vaguely remembering the appearance of the second daughter-in-law just now, and said, "Your daughter-in-law is very good-looking. Her face looks like she is blessed. Being plump means she has a good body. Don't you like it?"
The second child clicked his tongue, laughed twice, and stopped talking.
At first, he did dislike his wife a little, but in the end, his wife disliked him even more. The two of them disliked each other back and forth. Unknowingly, they gave birth to four or five children, and their relationship naturally became better and better.
As for the dream goddess Su Huizhu who once haunted him in dreams and even fought with the fourth child, he didn't know where he had forgotten her.
Thinking of the fourth child, the second child suddenly turned his attention to the fourth child, and then realized that the fourth child was actually sitting in a wheelchair.
The second child looked sympathetic, "Fourth child, you have suffered."
Look at this, he was beaten to the point of paralysis by that tigress of the Luo family, how pitiful he is.
In comparison, his wife is so much better.
As a result, the fourth child suddenly stood up from the wheelchair and knelt at Gu Mo's feet crying, "Father! Father, you must help me! That woman actually disliked my son and wanted to divorce him. If not,
My son, who was in a hurry and pretended to be disabled, had been divorced long ago!"
He had a determined look on his face, "My son will be hers in life and death. He will never return to the royal family! Father, if you love my son, you must help him!"
Gu Mo looked at the fourth child in front of him who had no regrets like a loyal dog, and thought to himself that this girl from the Luo family really knows how to train men.
"How do you want Father to help you?"
"Father, please make a decree that she is not allowed to divorce her husband! Also, let Lingxi fight with her more often! She will be happy if someone fights with her. If she is happy, she will not divorce me..."
Gu Mo, "..."
Silently he took out a copy of Vajra Indestructible and handed it to the fourth child, "Have you finished practicing the indestructible version? Practice this book carefully to increase your ability to resist being hit."
The fourth child burst into tears and said, "Thank you, father."
At this time, Lao Jiu came to Gu Mo holding his military achievements.
"Father, as your most valued and beloved son, my son has lived up to your expectations, right?"
Lao Jiu was very proud, "Look, I consider my son-in-law a success. I also gave birth to a child. I also made meritorious service in the military. These are military merits that I earned with my own flesh and blood! My father-in-law also gave birth to a child."
Praise me for being a born general!" Junqu Pavilion
Just as Lao Jiu finished speaking, Lao Wu suddenly said: "Lao Qi, wait a minute, can you stop being so shameless? Who is the most respected and beloved son of my father? Is that you? That's me! I'm the only one
He is the son that the father has high hopes for!"
"You're talking nonsense! I'm the one!"
"You're just talking nonsense, what kind of money are you trying to put on your face!"
The two started to quarrel, and soon other princes joined in the quarrel.
"You are all farting, I am the prince whom my father loves and respects the most!"
Noisy and noisy, the whole Imperial Garden suddenly changed from a warm atmosphere of father and son, filial piety and brotherly friendship to a crematorium full of the smell of gunpowder.
"Why do you think you are the most respected and beloved prince by my father?"
"My father said it to me personally!"
"I also said it from my father's own mouth!"
"And you?"
"Of course that's what my father said!"
Good guy, tell everyone the same line without changing the punctuation...
The group of sons all looked at Gu Mo with gloomy eyes.
"Father, should you give us an explanation?"
Gu Mo, who was in the center of the crematorium, could only pretend to be calm, "You are both my sons, and I value you equally and love you equally."
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After all of them had finished laughing, Gu Mo sighed, "My sons are all so outstanding. I can't bear to not value or love any of them."
These words did not comfort the princes at all. Instead, they began to press Gu Mo, "We are all the sons of the father. The father treats everyone equally and loves us. It is not good to favor one against another. Among us, there is always the one who has made the greatest contribution.
One, right? Father, please tell me, which one of us has made the greatest contribution, and who is the most suitable to be the heir apparent."
