At the same time, Gu Mo also began to make his next plan.
The fighting power of the divine beasts is extremely strong, but the beasts are always beasts, and their thinking is different from that of humans, so the gods are different.
The enemy facing China now is not just evil demons. At critical moments, real gods still need to appear to protect the world.
However, many gods and powerful people use divine beasts as their mounts, and many gods and powerful people have good friendships with divine beasts.
It is naturally not difficult to let these divine beasts awaken the powerful powers of gods and immortals.
After Gu Mo gave this task, the divine beasts went to do it without stopping.
As a result, one month passed, two months passed, and three months passed...
No immortal power has been awakened.
Gu Mo, “…”
She called all the divine beasts to ask why, but a group of divine beasts were hesitant and looked unspeakable.
Gu Mo's eyes fell on a divine beast, "Bai Ze, don't you promise me that you can awaken your master Zhong Kui in three days? Where is the human??"
Bai Ze, “…”
Gu Mo, "Not found?"
Bai Ze whispered, "Finished."
What did you find and don't wake up? What is this hidden secret?
"Where is Lord Zhong Kui now?"
Bai Ze couldn't say it, and the other divine beasts were talking about it.
"I have heard of Zhong Kui, who looks fierce and evil, specializes in fighting ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, is quite majestic..."
"As a few hundred years ago, I had a relationship with him. With his majesty, I guess he must be a general waiting for one side in this life, right?"
A divine beast took out a portrait of Zhong Kui's door god, "Look, this big-eyed and bearded man, you can tell at a glance that this son is definitely not something in the pool!"
Bai Ze's face was red and red after being praised, and his last look of grief and anger was said, "Woooooo, my wise master of Shenwu, he is an online writer in this life..."
ah?
"Although the difference between it and imagination is a bit big, online writers are just online writers. They are talented and rich in imagination, so they can become online writers."
"That's right, I like to read online novels the most now. A few days ago, I read an online novel written on me. I'm so frustrated in it. The entire goddess of the six realms fell under my claws, and I've been doing it all day long.
Want to have sex with me..."
As he said that, he also let out a despicable laugh.
Bai Ze looked over and said, "Is that novel called "I, the ancient divine beast, and the 365 Days and Nights of the Goddess of the Six Realms"?"
"How do you know?"
Bai Ze, “That’s what my master wrote. I was arrested for writing a little yellow article last month.
Now all the divine beasts know that being good beasts that abide by the law is shameful to violate the law.
So he really has no face to admit that his master is a loser who was arrested and imprisoned for writing a little Huang article.
He was afraid that his master would not be able to accept it after being awakened, so he simply stopped awakening.
Gu Mo, “…”
This... she really didn't expect
Gu Mo's eyes fell on Qingniu again. He was the mount of the Supreme Laojun, "Where is the Supreme Laojun? What's wrong with him?"
Now it was Qingniu's turn to blush, "Well, I haven't found Laojun yet."
Gu Mo looked at him with a flash of eyes, "You don't look like you haven't found it."
Pinjiao, “…”
He couldn't say it, and finally he held it in for a long time before he spoke, "Laojun was arrested and imprisoned for stealing an electric car three months ago."
Forget it, he drove an electric car to solicit customers as if nothing had happened on the day he had finished stealing. The customer who died was the owner of the electric car. He recognized his electric car at a glance and called the police, and Laojun was arrested.
Gu Mo, “…”
She looked at Xuanniao again, "Where is Baidi?"
Xuanniao's eyes were circling, "Ah, Baidi, who is Baidi? Do I know him?"
Gu Mo, "...Isn't you squatting in prison too?"
Black bird, “…”
Gu Mo, "Why did you get in?"
Xuanniao, “…telecom fraud.”
Gu Mo, “…”
She suddenly had a bad premonition, asked about it one by one, and then fell into silence with all the divine beasts.
All the gods who have not yet fallen are basically squatting in prison.
The reasons for entering are all kinds of strange things, such as the crime of running naked, the crime of illegal fish frying, and the crime of eating a king's meal...
All are not big or small crimes.
If there were only one or two squatting inside, it would be fine. The key point is that the gods in the sky are now arrested for committing illegal crimes.
Is this ridiculous thing to lose when this horse is spread?
Let overseas know that all the gods in China are squatting in prison, which is enough for overseas gods to make jokes about for life.
Gu Mo was also speechless, no wonder these divine beasts did not wake them up.
But Gu Mo also quickly realized something was wrong. Why did these gods discuss it with each other and seem to have all entered?
They live in the five lakes and six seas, and they don’t know each other, and it doesn’t seem like they have made an appointment.
Gu Mo decided to go to the prison first, and she took Qingniu to visit Laojun first.
Laojun is an old man in his seventies, with white hair and white beard, and looks very energetic. He doesn't look like an old man in his seventies or eighties at all.
It's really hard to steal electric cars and grab customers at such an old age.
As soon as he saw the green cow, he couldn't help but look carefully, "Brother, you look like a cow."
Green bull, “…”
Laojun, "I think you look familiar."
Qingniu was afraid that he would remember to recognize his relatives in public. After all, he was told that his master was a stole an electric car, and he felt embarrassed.
Fortunately, Laojun looked at it for a long time and said, "It's a bit like the cow I often took to the mountains when I was a child..."
Gu Mo asked Laojun directly, "We have learned about your experience from the police carefully. Before you steal an electric car, you have always been a good citizen who abides by the law. Why did you do illegal things at a very old age?"
Laojun said with a sad look, "I have no choice but to be old. I can't live without children. I can only rely on my own hands to get rich."
"...You seem to be a five-guarantee household. The state guarantees food, clothing, medical care, and burial. Every year, the state has a subsidy of tens of thousands of yuan. Before being arrested, you still deposited a considerable amount in your bank card.
What about the money, you can't survive??"
Laojun, “…”
Well, this is embarrassing.
Laojun grabbed the white beard, "Actually, I don't know. At that time, I just finished playing cards with a few old men and was about to go home. When I passed by the electric car, it seemed that someone told me that I must have that car.
Go steal, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life. Just as my intuition now tells me that I can tell you the truth, I chose to believe my intuition without hesitation."
Laojun was proud, "Sure enough, my intuition was not lying. I was worried outside, afraid that the evil demon would slap me one day, but after I came in, I found that this was the safest place and the evil demon didn't come to visit me at once.