Why do you, old man, think so much about such beautiful things?
There is no immortal position in Guanghan Palace in my book.
Who doesn't know that Guanghan Palace is deserted and deserted. No one has stood guard there since the Chang'e Fairy arrived.
Even if there is a position to stand guard in Guanghan Palace, I am afraid that as soon as I am released, I will be overtaken by the immortals from all sides.
joke!
Even me, Mr. Li, might want to go up there and give it a try.
"Uh... let's forget about Guanghan Palace."
Taibai Jinxing said in a strange tone.
"Why just forget it?"
Ye Qingyun did not give up easily.
"Guanghan Palace is so big, but Fairy Chang'e is alone. Isn't it very deserted and lonely?"
"And it's not safe. What if a shameless immortal steals Fairy Chang'e's intimate clothes?"
"Such a dirty behavior must be dealt with with a heavy blow!"
Ye Qingyun was serious, his face full of righteousness.
At this moment, he seemed to have transformed into the incarnation of justice that was incompatible with evil.
My whole body is filled with the light of righteousness!
"I, Mr. Ye, have always hated evil and will never allow anything evil to happen in Guanghan Palace."
"Let me, Mr. Ye, sit in Guanghan Palace, and all the young people will not dare to take the lead!"
"It also makes Fairy Chang'e feel full of security."
"Lao Bai, do you think what I said is right?"
Taibaijinxing: "..."
I'm talking shit.
You, old man, haven't even gone to heaven yet, so there are only so many dramas.
What if this goes to heaven?
Taibai Jinxing tried his best to calm down his mind, so as not to lose his temper later and lose his composure in front of this adult.
That would be bad.
"There is no shortage of people to stand guard in Guanghan Palace for the time being. Your Majesty, you might as well choose one from this immortal book."
Taibai Jinxing smiled bitterly.
Ye Qingyun curled his lips.
"I was just joking, it's really boring."
Taibai Jinxing looked helpless.
You can always joke about it, but if these words really reach Guanghan Palace, it is estimated that Fairy Chang'e's heart will not stop beating wildly.
And the guy from Yaochi will definitely go to Guanghan Palace again and pull out a few more strands of Fairy Chang'e's hair just like he did back then.
This joke really shouldn't be made casually.
It will cause death.
Ye Qingyun continued to flip through the booklet boredly.
to be honest.
There are a few immortals on it who look very capable, but Ye Qingyun actually doesn’t want to be a great immortal at all.
At first, Ye Qingyun felt that he was still not qualified.
Secondly, the greater the official position, the greater the responsibilities one has to bear, and there will definitely be a lot of troubles encountered.
This is what Ye Qingyun hates the most.
He has always been used to being idle, and what he likes most is the days of freedom and freedom.
Eat when you want and sleep when you want.
I want to pull daddy and solve it on the spot.
But if you become a great god, you will lose your freedom.
There are also all kinds of outrageous fairy rules and fairy bars that restrict it.
Just thinking about it made Ye Qingyun feel uncomfortable all over.
so.
Ye Qingyun's mind was very clear.
It is possible to go to the Fairy Garden.
But you can never be a high official.
I want to be an insignificant official.
If such troublesome things don't happen to me, Mr. Ye, I might be able to fish in the Fairy Garden.
"Old Bai, please help me think about it, which of the immortal positions here is more leisurely?"
There was only Taibai Jinxing in front of him who was a serious god, and Ye Qingyun could only discuss it with him.
"If you want to relax..."
Taibai Jinxing flipped through the booklet twice.
"Then this immortal position will be more leisurely."
Ye Qingyun took a closer look.
"Bima Wen?"
He immediately looked up at Taibai Jinxing, who was very calm and showed no signs of panic at all.
"Say, Lao Bai, do you think I'm stupid?"
"Um, where do you start with this?"
"Isn't Bi Ma Wen just a horse raised by God? What a waste of time! The official is so small and pitiful!"
"Ahem, your Majesty saw it wrong, it's the one next to it."
"What the hell?"
Ye Qingyun looked at it intently again.
I saw the words "Bitter Bamboo Immortal Lord" written next to Bi Mawen.
"What is this for? Why have you never heard of it?"
Ye Qingyun looked confused.
Not to mention in this world, even in his original world, he had never heard of this Bitter Bamboo Immortal Lord.
It sounds miserable.
"This immortal position is specially responsible for guarding and taking care of the Bamboo Forest in the Immortal Courtyard."
Taibai Jinxing immediately explained.
It turns out that there is a bitter bamboo forest above the Nine Heavens Immortal Courtyard.
The so-called bitter bamboo is an innate spiritual creature born from heaven and earth. It contains innate energy and has many mysterious uses.
Under the Taiyi Golden Immortal, if you are hit by bitter bamboo, you will lose consciousness instantly, and your memory will be confused and hazy for a long time.
Because of its characteristics, Bitter Bamboo was used by immortals to refine a treasure called Six Purity Bamboo.
By keeping this bamboo close to you or practicing, you can dissolve inner demons and obstacles, making your thoughts and mind extremely pure.
And it has great restraint effect on evil spirits.
The immortals in the Immortal Court have a demand for this bamboo, and even the Buddhist world will come to ask for some bitter bamboo from time to time.
Hence the position of Bitter Bamboo Immortal Lord.
to be honest.
He is responsible for guarding the Bamboo Forest.
And he also has to take on the responsibility of taking care of the bamboo forest and keep it well.
"I see."
Ye Qingyun nodded.
"Then how many people are there in this Kuzhu Immortal Lord?"
"Usually there will be two people, but Bitter Bamboo Forest was attacked by the rebel gods before, and the two original Bamboo Immortal Lords were sent down to reincarnation due to dereliction of duty as guards."
"So if you choose this position, you will be the only one in Bitter Bamboo Forest."
Taibai Jinxing said.
"Am I the only one?"
Ye Qingyun frowned slightly.
"Isn't it a little too boring? Can't you hire a fairy sister to join me?"
Taibaijinxing: "..."
I can't take it this time, the one from Yaochi has been keeping an eye on me.
Still a fairy?
Which fairy dares to approach you casually?
I was afraid that I would be taken to Yaochi and drowned that day.
"Don't you like to have some leisure time? Immortal Lord Bitter Bamboo doesn't have anything to do on weekdays, and it is located in a relatively remote part of the Immortal Court, so there won't be many immortals coming and going."
"What about the salary?"
"salary?"
"Well, it's the salary from the Immortal Court."
"Every hundred years there is a peach and a pot of ambrosia."
"That's it?"
"Yes, it is."
Ye Qingyun stopped talking.
Taibaijinxing also fell into silence.
after awhile.
Taibai Jinxing gritted his teeth.
In order for this master to go to the Immortal Court, I have to reveal something.
Otherwise, it would really be impossible to attract Ye Qingyun.
"Haven't you always wanted to know the secrets about yourself? If you go to the Immortal Courtyard, you might be able to understand something."
Taibai Jinxing said cautiously.
Ye Qingyun turned his head and looked at Taibai Jinxing, who could only bite the bullet and keep smiling.
"Okay, then it's this Bitter Bamboo Immortal Lord."
Seeing that Ye Qingyun finally agreed, Taibai Jinxing breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally it’s done!!!
It’s really not easy for us, Mr. Li!
"But I also have a request."
Taibai Jinxing's heart was lifted again after he had just put it down.
Why are there still requirements?
You don’t really want two fairies to accompany you to guard the Bamboo Forest, do you?
Just when Taibai Jinxing was nervous.
Ye Qingyun pointed at Da Mao who was sleeping on his stomach not far away.