Immortal Wuyou and Cheng Sanxuan were both stunned.
WTF?
You are already a god, why do you need to squat in a trap?
Never heard of it.
Even if they are not immortals, cultivators in the lower world who have some cultivation have already escaped from the reincarnation of grains, right?
Why does this new Bamboo Immortal Lord still have to stay in the pit?
etc!
Immortal Wuyou suddenly felt something in his heart.
The squatting that the Yellow Dog Immortal said was probably not the squatting that he understood.
How could a well-established deity do such things as a mortal would do?
Absolutely impossible!
This squatting pit is not that squatting pit!
It should be some kind of special cultivation method that is indescribable and very secret.
It makes sense when I think about it.
"As expected of a great man with a profound background, even his method of cultivation is so special."
"It's not something that we, the immortals, can guess."
Immortal Wuyou said secretly in his heart.
At that moment, Immortal Wuyou immediately showed a cautious expression.
"It turns out that your lord is practicing, so we don't need to disturb you. We will just wait for your lord here."
Da Mao curled his lips.
"No, you can just come in and wait. It will be almost there anyway."
Soon too?
Immortal Wuyou and Cheng Sanxuan looked at each other.
What does "soon" mean?
Could it be that the practice will end soon?
This is a bit strange.
Generally, the cultivation of immortals is calculated on a monthly basis at least.
Just meditate and a month will pass in the blink of an eye.
There are almost no gods who only practice for a few days at a time.
That’s not called cultivation anymore.
Just close your eyes and take a nap.
Before the two of them could say anything more, Da Mao had already turned around and walked inside.
Immortal Wuyou and Cheng Sanxuan did not dare to say anything and immediately followed Da Mao on tiptoe.
All the way to the small bamboo house.
This was not Cheng Sanxuan's first time here, so he was not surprised when he saw the courtyard and bamboo house here.
But it was the first time that Immortal Wuyou came.
What he saw before his eyes really made Wuyou Immortal a little stunned.
Good guy!
How many bitter bamboos were cut down?
There are at least hundreds of them.
If this was according to the rules of heaven, it would be considered a serious crime.
If it were to be punished, at least half of his cultivation would be destroyed, half of his immortal bones would be destroyed, and then he would be sent to the first level of heaven.
The corners of Immortal Wuyou's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but glance at Cheng Sanxuan.
Cheng Sanxuan had a miserable look on his face and thought to himself, have you seen it too? So many bitter bamboos were cut down without permission, and as a result, this new immortal king looked like a normal person.
This is the benefit of having a background!
Make whatever you want!
"Taibai Jinxing also said at that time that even if Ye Qingyun burned down the entire Bamboo Forest, I would still pretend that I couldn't see him?"
"Is his background really that big?"
Immortal Wuyou murmured in his heart.
Da Mao lazily got into his small bamboo villa, yawned and lay down.
Immortal Wuyou and Cheng Sanxuan, on the other hand, did not dare to move and could only stand there looking at each other.
at the same time.
A strange sound came from the small bamboo house opposite.
"Hmm~~~"
The sound sounded like someone trying his best to do something extremely difficult.
The difficulty and pain of concentrating one's strength on one point but finding it difficult to explode are all reflected in this "Hmm~~" sound.
Is this the so-called squatting method of cultivation?
Would it actually make this Lord Ye Xian feel so difficult?
It’s incredible!
And such a difficult cultivation method definitely contains unimaginable mysteries.
Once you practice successfully, there will definitely be great benefits!
Eaters at this time.
Cheng Sanxuan is still worried about his future.
The Great Immortal Wuyou has reached another level.
"Although Lord Ye Xian has not shown up yet, he is practicing in that bamboo house at the moment. He asked us to stand here and observe. Could it be that he wants to test us?"
"Or...this is my chance?"
After all, Immortal Wuyou has been around in the sixth heaven, and his brain is much more flexible than that of little immortals like Cheng Sanxuan who don't have enough vision.
After all, if you want to thrive in the Nine Heavens Fairy Garden, you must have a bright mind and a long-term vision.
The pattern needs to be big!
It's very possible that a small thing that you think is insignificant contains a lot of profound inside information that you can't even imagine.
A word from someone else may change your future.
If you want to do well in Immortal Court, you must know how to seize opportunities at any time.
You must not think too simply of others.
Immortal Wuyou was demoted in the first place because he was too naive and unintentionally offended the superior officials at that time, resulting in his being demoted to the fifth heaven.
As a result, when he was in the fifth heaven, Immortal Wuyou had not learned his lesson and felt that he was only demoted temporarily. As long as he stayed in the fifth heaven and bided his time for a few hundred years, he could return to the sixth heaven.
It wasn't until he was demoted again and fell to the fourth heaven that Immortal Wuyou truly enlightened.
I also understand how innocent I was before.
Having such an experience has made Wuyou Master now more savvy in learning.
So much so that the current situation made Wuyou Immortal think deeply.
"Ouch~~~"
At this time, the painful sound came from the bamboo house again.
Wuyou Immortal immediately became energetic.
"Could it be...that Lord Ye Xian is hinting at something to us?"
While I was thinking about it, voices sounded one after another.
"Why can't it be pulled out?"
"It makes me so uncomfortable!"
This was Ye Qingyun's voice. He was worried that his stomach hurt but he couldn't pull it out.
But to the worry-free immortal outside, this voice sounded like a pure and clear statement.
"Can't pull it out?"
"Uncomfortable?"
Immortal Wuyou frowned, pondering these two sentences carefully, then looked back at Cheng Sanxuan behind him.
suddenly.
Immortal Wuyou came to his senses.
The two of them seemed to have arrived empty-handed.
I didn’t realize at all that I needed to bring some kind of greeting gift.
"How could I forget about this!"
Immortal Wuyou slapped his forehead and immediately regretted it.
"You stay here, I'll just come back."
Immortal Wuyou left a few words, and he did not forget to hug Da Mao in the kennel, and then disappeared in a flash.
Cheng Sanxuan was left alone with a confused look on his face.
what's the situation?
Why did the Great Immortal leave so suddenly?
Could it be that you want me to stay here alone to apologize?
I can't stand this.
Daxian, please come back quickly.
Immortal Wuyou did come back soon.
And when I came back, I had two more things in my hand.
A jade bottle.
Plus a brocade box.
Immortal Wuyou felt very sad in his heart. This was his most valuable possession.
I originally thought I would use it to manage things up and down and get my officer reinstated.
Now it seems.
These two treasures must be used at this time.
"Daxian, what are you doing?"
When Cheng Sanxuan saw Immortal Wuyou coming back, he secretly sent a message and asked.
"Shut up!"
Immortal Wuyou immediately glared at him fiercely.
"Do you think no one will hear you if you transmit your message here?"
"ah?"
Cheng Sanxuan was stupid.
I transmitted the message secretly, so how could anyone still hear me?
"I'm telling you, those powerful Daluo gods know everything about the world, and even if you send a message secretly, it's no different than speaking in front of them!"
"So be honest and shut your mouth!"
"Don't cause any more trouble!"
Cheng Sanxuan was so scolded that he immediately fell silent.
"Yes Yes Yes."
He didn't dare to send messages casually anymore.
At this time, the sound of water falling to the ground finally came from the Kuzhu thatched house.
Puff puff puff!!!
"Ah~~"
It was also accompanied by Ye Qingyun's slightly enjoying voice.
It seems that the discomfort before has turned into the comfort of this moment.
Don't even say it.
My stomach, which was in severe pain at first, immediately stopped hurting as soon as I pulled it out.
All this is filled with water.
It's just that the originally light golden fairy spring water turned into clear soup and water after passing through Ye Qingyun's body.
"I really have no one left in my belly."
Ye Qingyun squatted on top of the latrine and smiled bitterly.
Don't know why either.
I have become a god, yet I still get diarrhea.
But then I thought about it, it might be related to the fact that I still like to eat mortal food.
Maybe there is a causal relationship.
It means that the six roots of oneself are not exhausted and the worldly connection is not resolved.
Therefore, the mortal habit of eating, drinking and urinating is still retained.
Although he didn't look like a fairy, it seemed to be quite good for Ye Qingyun.
After all, as a god, I have to cut off all worldly ties, practice or work all day long, and abide by heavenly rules.
There is no taste at all.
If you have to give up even the interest of eating and drinking, then Ye Qingyun feels that this god is really boring.
Ye Qingyun's diarrhea lasted quite a long time.
It lasted on and off for half an hour.
Ye Qingyun's legs were numb from squatting.
At this time, he missed the toilet very much.
You won't feel tired when you have diarrhea.
After Ye Qingyun finished pulling, he felt completely comfortable.
Not only is it comfortable, but it's also warm in the stomach.
It was as if this pull had pulled out all the impurities in his body.
"Broken, no paper!"
When it was time to wipe his butt, Ye Qingyun realized that there was no paper in his storage bag.
Moreover, this bamboo house was just built, and we didn’t know how to prepare paper.
How can this be fixed?
You can't use your hands, right?
Although it is not impossible, it is really no choice.
Not yet.
"Da Mao! Da Mao!"
Ye Qingyun immediately shouted outside the latrine.
Da Mao, who was snoozing comfortably in the kennel, heard the shouting and crawled out of the kennel helplessly.
Then he barked twice towards the latrine to express his response.
"Da Mao, I have no paper here."
"Hurry up and get some bamboo leaves from the forest and bring them in for me."
"Don't make it too hard, make it softer and bigger."
"Make more!"
After hearing Ye Qingyun's instructions, Da Mao curled his lips, but still waggled his tail and went to pick leaves in the bamboo forest.
In this bamboo forest, bamboo leaves are naturally everywhere.
There are as many as you want.
Da Mao also completely ignored Ye Qingyun's request, biting a lot of bamboo leaves in his mouth and walked to the hut.
This scene once again confused Wuyou Immortal and Cheng Sanxuan.
what's the situation?
What does it mean?
No paper?
Could it be that Mr. Ye Xian was really squatting in the pit and going to the latrine?
Now you still want to use the bamboo leaves of this bitter bamboo to wipe your butt?