"Holy crap! Feng Yu, are you so nervous that you're stupid? We are doctors, okay?"
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Although Su Chen has always been a loner, he is highly regarded by both male and female classmates, and his popularity is not bad at all.
Seeing him fall to the ground, everyone was anxious.
"I'm fine!"
Su Chen gritted his teeth and tried to stand up, but his legs couldn't use up the strength, and he was dizzy. He was afraid that even if he stood up again, he would fall down immediately.
He could only hold on to the podium and stand up with difficulty.
"Now, do you believe there is something wrong with your body?" Yang Mu asked.
"I do not--"
Su Chen wanted to say that he was not sick, but there was a bit of doubt in his eyes.
If you are really not sick, how could you just press two health-care acupuncture points and fall to the ground?
He was silent for two seconds and then changed his words: "You said I'm sick, so tell me, what's wrong with me?"
Even his heart was shaken, let alone others in the audience.
Everyone in the audience basically believed that there was indeed something wrong with Su Chen's body.
"Teacher, tell me, what disease does Su Chen have?" a female classmate asked anxiously.
"Yes! Teacher, since you can see that there is something wrong with Su Chen's body, you must be able to help him cure it, right?"
"Teacher, please show Su Chen quickly!"
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The others spoke to each other and followed suit, creating a chaotic scene.
At this time, they were already convinced of Yang Mu and called him teacher without feeling any awkwardness.
"Everyone be quiet!" Yang Mu said in a deep voice.
The classroom immediately became quiet.
Yang Mu then continued: "It's not a life-or-death moment for him right now. It doesn't matter if he waits for a while. Before I give the answer, I hope you will give me an answer first."
"What's the meaning?"
Everyone was confused and looked at him in confusion.
Yang Mu said: "I just said that your skills are terrible. Aren't you all very unconvinced? If so, then prove it to me!"
"Doctor Yang, how do you want them to prove it?" Liu Yuanshan asked curiously.
Yang Mu said: "You can think of this as a classroom test. To put it simply, come up and check Su Chen's physical condition, then go back and write out an answer sheet and hand it in. In it, you must state what disease you judge he has and what kind of treatment he has.
Come up with the corresponding prescription!"
Su Chen was speechless. Why did he suddenly become a tool used for classroom tests?
Everyone looked at each other, then looked eager to try.
Su Chen's symptoms were very obvious now, and they didn't believe it. With their accumulated knowledge over the years, they couldn't tell what kind of disease Su Chen had!
Even if you can only see a little bit, there are so many people in the classroom, even if you are blind, there should be one or two blind, right?
Soon, the students in the audience rushed forward. Some observed Su Chen's symptoms, some felt his pulse, and some asked questions.
"Classmate Su, open your mouth and let me see your tongue."
"Su Chen, can you take off your shirt? I want to see if you have any symptoms."
"Do you have any symptoms of kidney deficiency on weekdays? Do you urinate frequently at night?"
"Su Chen, are you sexually frigid? Do you have action movies on your computer? I'm not deliberately looking for trouble! The level of male hormones in your body may also cause different symptoms!"
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Facing all kinds of inquiries and requests, Su Chen's eyelids twitched and he felt even more dizzy.
Liu Yuanshan obviously also wanted to take part in the test and stepped forward:
"Su Chen, don't feel impatient or annoyed. Only when the patient works hard to cooperate with the consultation can the best diagnosis and treatment effect be achieved.
You know this yourself! Come on, tell me, are your bowel movements normal these days? How many times have you had bowel movements so far today?"
Su Chen was about to cry but had no tears, and wished he could faint immediately.
He gritted his teeth and tried to keep a straight face as he answered various questions from everyone.
After a while, everyone returned to their seats with satisfaction and began to write the "answer sheet".
Another ten minutes passed before everyone handed the "answer sheets" one by one to Yang Mu.
Every time Yang Mu took an answer sheet, he glanced at it and then put it on the podium.
His face was expressionless, and no one could judge from his expression whether the disease he wrote was right or wrong, and whether the prescription he wrote was symptomatic!
"You've handed it all in, right?"
Yang Mu picked up the pile of "answer sheets" in front of him and said to everyone.
"Yes! All paid."
Liu Yuanshan spoke first, looking at Yang Mu expectantly, like a student who wanted to be praised by the teacher.
"In that case, this class test ends here!"
Yang Mu said, tearing up the pile of "answer sheets" in his hand with both hands, and then threw them into the trash can like trash.
The scene is dead silent!
Everyone in the audience had ugly expressions!
Afterwards, everyone looked angry.
"Teacher Yang, even if we are wrong, you don't have to humiliate people like this!"
"Hmph! Teacher, what you mean by this is that none of us, including Professor Liu, can see what kind of disease Su Chen has? In that case, you should tell us what kind of disease he has.
sick?"
"I don't believe it! I just checked the answers with a few people around me, and everyone deliberately wrote down different diseases. Basically, all possible diseases are included! I don't believe it. None of us guessed it right.
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Everyone was filled with indignation and felt that Yang Mu's act of tearing up the "answer sheet" was a huge insult to them.
Yang Mu looked at the aggrieved people in the audience: "You want to know what the standard answer is? Look up! This is the standard answer."
As he spoke, he picked up an A4 paper on the podium.
Everyone's eyes widened, trying to see clearly what was written on the paper.
What surprised them was that there was nothing written on the paper!
It’s clearly a blank piece of paper!
"Doctor Yang, did you get the wrong one?"
Liu Yuanshan quickly reminded.
"That's right, this is the standard answer!"
Yang Mu shook his head, then picked up the pen on the podium and wrote a line on the paper.
"This is also the standard answer!"
He once again held up the A4 paper in his hand and showed it to everyone.
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the sentence on the paper.
I saw what was written above: "Su Chen is not sick, no need to prescribe medicine!"
Everyone was stunned, and then several boys looked at Su Chen angrily.
"I understand. Su Chen, are you acting and playing tricks on us with Teacher Yang? Otherwise, how could you not be sick based on the symptoms just now?"
One boy said angrily.
Su Chen stared blankly at the line of words on the paper, as if he was dumbfounded.
Seeing him like this, everyone looked suspicious.
"No! With Su Chen's character, he wouldn't do such a thing!"
"Then what exactly is going on? Is Su Chen sick or not?"
"Don't say it's us, I'm afraid even Su Chen himself doesn't know whether he is sick or not!"
"Teacher, we can't just let you decide everything. You said that Su Chen is not sick, so why don't you explain what happened just now?"
Su Chen was confused.
At the moment, he really doesn't know whether he is sick or not.
But what frightened him even more was that he suddenly realized that, including himself, all the favored men in the eyes of the people were like puppets on strings, being led by Yang Mu's nose.
At first, I believed that I was not sick, but later I believed what the other person said and felt that I was sick. Now, because of what the other person said, I doubt myself again.