"Ahem, ahem, after all, I am a dignified old man, and there is still a generation gap with you young people!" As he said this, the old man took his feet back very calmly.
The bad old man has never forgotten that since Bu Qinghuan, a brat, accidentally got a poison book, he has been studying all kinds of poisons.
Therefore, he, the master, was the first to bear the brunt and became the experimental subject of his great apprentice. Once a new poison was prepared by Bu Qinghuan, then this boy would definitely try his best to sprinkle some on himself, and then he would feel uncomfortable.
When it was time to jump, this brat was sitting on the ground like an old man, euphemistically observing the effects of the medicine.
Moreover, all the poisons that this kid gave him were very troublesome to detoxify. One time, in order to detoxify himself, he actually had to lie under Zhui Yun's butt, holding a small basin and waiting to catch the leopard urine from Zhui Yun.
Another time, I had to bite the bullet and swallow fifteen earthworms alive.
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Such a tragic experience, even now, the old man has no way to forget it.
Alas, it seems that I really need to give my disciples a good lecture on how to respect their teachers and their martial arts.
When the old man thought of this, he immediately smiled. Now that Mei Yinxue has just arrived in this valley, isn't this a great opportunity?
"Cough, cough!" So he cleared his throat twice, and the old man decided to show off his master's airs.
But at this time, he realized that Mei Yinxue beside him had walked into the bamboo forest at some point, and was walking towards the depths of the bamboo forest with Bu Qinghuan and Wuming with a smile on his face.
So the old man became anxious: "Hey, hey, where are you going?"
"Master, senior brother invited me to come in as a guest, and you should come too!" Mei Yinxue turned back to look at Old Man Zao, her smiling eyes looked like moon buds in the night sky.
"..." The old man got lucky. This stinky girl must have done it on purpose. Damn it, I really didn't expect that the stinky girl and the boy would form a united front so quickly. Damn it, could it be said that he is now
Or are you alone?
But before the old man had time to feel sad for himself, he immediately realized a very critical problem: "Yinxue, you haven't cooked tonight!"
Mei Yinxue stopped. She turned around and looked at the old man outside the bamboo forest. Then she blinked, pointed at her nose and asked, "Master, what did you say?"
"Hey, Yinxue, you are cooking today. I think your mother was a good cook back then, so your cooking skills will definitely not be bad!" The old man smiled with chrysanthemums blooming all over his face.
Mei Yinxue squinted her eyes and looked at the old man: "Isn't it because of this that you accepted me as your disciple? And it was before I was born!"
"Hehe, hehe, of course, there are reasons for this too!" The old man rubbed his hands.
"But isn't the second senior brother always doing the cooking?" Mei Yinxue pointed at Wu Ming.
"It's not delicious!" Wuming spit out three words.
"Isn't there another senior brother?" Mei Yinxue looked at Bu Qinghuan. Otherwise, it would be hard for her to imagine what it would be like for such a man who looked like an immortal to hold firewood and light a fire!