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121、My whole family is an actor

 Evening, construction site.

Since Ma Lanhua was fired, Bai Jianping has been commuting to get off work alone.

He really wanted to be tougher, vent his anger on his wife, quit his job angrily, and walk away, but at home his wife and children had to open their mouths to eat, and he also had a son working in Qicheng, dating a girlfriend, getting married, buying a house and a car, all of which were on the agenda.

, counting on him as the backbone.

He couldn't rest, and no matter how great his grievance was, he could only swallow it in his stomach.

"What? You want to take leave tomorrow? Where will you live?"

When the contractor heard that he was going to ask for leave, he asked confusedly. People like them who came from the countryside to work in big cities would not ask for leave because they were not born, old, sick or dying. Rural people who can come out to find work are all hard-working and willing to work hard, and they can fight for money.

A whole body of strength.

Bai Jianping frowned and said proudly: "Where do you live? Filming."

The contractor picked his ears, frowned and asked, "What? Filming? What the hell is that?"

He is not the big contractor, but Bai Jianping's fellow villager, the small contractor.

It is impossible for Bai Jianping to go to the big contractor and get angry when he sees him. He is worried that he will not be able to give him a hammer.

That guy was a bastard, with long eyes and a head, and he looked down on "country bumpkins" like them. Ma Lanhua contradicted him once, but he held a grudge and quit her job when she found an opportunity.

Bai Jianping was very dissatisfied with him saying that filming was a ghost thing, and said: "Why is filming a ghost thing? Isn't it exciting for you to watch anti-Japanese dramas every day? That's what our actors are acting."

He already considers himself an actor.

The foreman looked at him like a fool and asked: "Old Bai, why are you so stupid? Don't be lazy. Your mother-in-law no longer has a job, and Xiao Bai needs you to take care of her. It's all up to you. Go back, go back."

, don’t tell me about asking for leave.”

"Claw? You don't approve? I'm serious, I want to go filming."

The fellow villagers around me booed, saying this was ridiculous, like a mud-legged man planting rice seedlings who suddenly put down his trousers and went up to the field, saying that he was going to Beijing to take the exam and come back with the top score.

"Why are you laughing, what are you laughing at! I'm just going to film a movie, why are you looking down on me? Tell you what! My little Bai has already been on TV! She is a Yanyan!" Bai Jianping said loudly, with an arrogant look on his face, and his face was shining.

.

The foreman sneered and said, "If you give back Yanyan, I'll give back the bird! Look at your Mandarin, you instigate a bird, you instigate, and you still film? I think you should come to the construction site to make bricks."

Everyone laughed.

Bai Jianping's dark face was a little hot. He smiled and tried his best to roll up his tongue and said again: "Yan Yan, ah, no, it's an actor! Actor, yes, actor! My little Bai is a pot actor! He's on TV, so you guys can't wait.

Didn’t you look at Si Bu Si? I’ve already instigated you. Why don’t you look at your paws? Don’t you want to give my little white guy face like Si Bu Si? Xiao Bai will never call you uncle again. They all call you Black!"

"Look at me, I can't find Xiaobai."

"I saw Xiaobai in the middle of the night, but I couldn't find him."

"Old Bai, you're such a bastard, you lied to me."

"Which old white guy are you calling black? We all have the surname Bai, and we are all old white people."



Bai Jianping immediately took out his mobile phone and opened the web page, which was the third episode of "Little Actor", and it was the three seconds where Xiao Bai stood guard.

"Look! Xiaobai, my Xiaobai, paws? Are on TV!"

Everyone gathered around him, he was really a novice, and they were all talking and talking.

"I want it."

"Xiao Baikuo loves the miserable old age."

"Little Bai Bai is still so thin."

"Xiaobai is really Yanyanao."



Everyone recognized that Xiaobai was an actress, and at the same time they were curious about how she became an actress.

Bai Jianping immediately became very impressive and whetted everyone's appetite. It took him a long time to explain clearly.

"That Boss Zhang is amazing. I heard that his family is so wealthy that everyone calls him Mr. Zhang."

People asked him how he could be generous.

Bai Jianping said that he owns a land as big as Little Red Horse Academy. What kind of location is that? It is a prime location in Pujiang. Every inch of land is worth hundreds of millions.

He really wanted to say that Zhang Tan was from Pujiang Film Studio, but he couldn't name him and couldn't remember clearly.

In the eyes of him and his fellow villagers, working in a TV station is an iron rice bowl. He is extremely awesome and can show off his cool.

"He is also an actor." Bai Jianping finally said.

The contractor asked: "Is your family inseparable from actors?"

Bai Jianping chuckled and proudly said to everyone: "I, Bai Jianping, will soon become an actor! And my mother-in-law will also become an actor. Our whole family is an actor!"

The contractor started to believe him a little bit, and urged: "It's about the claws, hurry up."



When Bai Jianping returned home, he saw Ma Lanhua and Xiao Bai standing in front of the mirror to compare their beauty.

The younger one says I'm cute and nagging, the older one says I'm just a flower.

The younger one said that my paws were cute, and the older one said that I was cuter and more nagging than you when I was a child.

Then the two people quarreled.

Malanhua pushed her butt and immediately pushed Xiaobai away.

The child was kicking and kicking, unable to stop the car. It hit the table before it stopped, and was furious.

However, she immediately had to admire how big her aunt's butt was, which made her jealous. This was the only thing she envied about her aunt, and she felt she was cuter everywhere else.

Malanhua occupies this small mirror all by herself, feeling very proud of herself.

Bai Jianping coughed and attracted the yellow malan flowers on the mirror.

"Oh, cow dung is coming home." Malanhua said.

Bai Jianping was stunned: "What? Cow dung?? Me??"

I thought Malanhua would be more tactful, but she didn't expect her to nod directly: "You, cow dung."

Xiaobai laughed heartily and took pleasure in the misfortune. It didn't concern him and he didn't think it was a big deal.

Bai Jianping was so angry! He was so arrogant at the construction site, but he was so angry when he came back! When will Sichuan men stand up????

"Why are you standing there in a daze? Go find some clothes to wear tomorrow. Don't wear your stinky beggar's clothes."

Bai Jianping's good temper could not bear such an insult, and he swung angrily: "The paws have turned into beggar's clothes. This is a uniform! Do you understand uniforms?"

Malanhua sneered and didn't bother to argue. Since she was fired, her uniform has been used as a footcloth for her.

Bai Jianping was so angry that he said to Xiaobai who was occupying the rocking chair: "Xiaobai, you are more generous."

Xiaobai said arrogantly: "Hohoho~~I still want you to instigate me!"

The family of three all changed their clothes and looked brand new. The only flaw was that the hairstyle, which was made by the same pair of scissors, looked like a dog had chewed it, which was unsightly.

Xiaobai laughed loudly and laughed at his uncle and aunt's hairstyle, but he didn't know that there was a pit on the back of his head!

"Come on, let's review the script."

Ma Lanhua called everyone together, sat around, took out the script given by Zhang Tan, looked at Lao Bai, looked at Xiao Bai, and finally chose Xiao Bai: "Xiao Bai, read it to us again."

Xiao Bai was upright and said: "I am a little friend, and my little friend doesn't know the words."

"Then come, Lao Bai."

"Lao Bai is cow dung. How can cow dung know words? Don't make a mistake."

Malanhua said angrily: "Hammer! Read!"

Bai Jianping picked up the script and started reading:

"On the morning floor, under the overpass, there is a pancake and fruit stand, Xiaobai is sitting at the front of the car, and Malanhua is beating eggs..."

Malanhua interrupted: "What are you trying to do? Where can I find Che Tou Tou? Che Tou Tou is our hometown dialect, and Boss Zhang can also write Che Tou Tou? Look carefully."

Bai Jianping was not convinced. Even an illiterate person dared to question him. After all, he had attended elementary school.

He pointed it out to Malanhua.

"It just says 车头头, 车头, 车头... emmm~~"

Malanhua stared at him: "Here you are, boss? I'm missing a head! Hanhan'er, I'm going to instigate you to be the leader of the car. Please cheer up, please, and be serious!"

"And you!"

As soon as the voice changed, the blade was pointed at Xiaobai, which startled the child.

"Guawazi, don't play secretly. Let go of that little panda! Listen carefully! You have a test tomorrow. If Boss Zhang doesn't want you, just stay at home alone. Auntie will be Yan Yanlao."

Bai Jianping was so angry that he couldn't straighten his waist when he got home. This time when he heard Ma Lanhua say "Yanyan", he suddenly became energetic and laughed: "Yanyan is Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, actor! That's right."

, he is an actor! You speak Mandarin, please be serious, okay? Cheer up!"

"And you!"

As soon as the voice changed, the blade was pointed at Xiaobai, which startled the child again and quickly let go of the little panda.

"You little friend, plastic Mandarin, you instigate, act, act, act, actor! Instigate an actor."

Xiaobai: "Yanyan."

"Gua Wa Zi! Plastic Mandarin, practice well."

Malanhua questioned: "You still instigated us. What you sent was also made of plastic Mandarin."

"better than you!"

"What a hammer."

"Don't curse, listen carefully and study hard. Let's learn Mandarin together. Xiaobai, you are instigating actors."

"Yanyan."

"Actor! Not Yanyan."

"Yanyan."

"...Lao Ma, come here."

"Yanyan."

"Actor! Are you a pig-headed person? You have instigated an actor. How many times do you want me to say it? We are actors."

"We are Yanyan!"

"You are indeed a pig-minded person, just like Xiaobai."

"Hanhan'er, what did you call me just now? Old horse? You're going to wash your clothes tonight, go and wash your clothes."

Bai Jianping immediately became short of breath and said flatteringly: "We are learning Mandarin and we have to read the script."

"Crawl away! Xiaobai and I will study, and you can go wash your clothes."

Bai Jianping asked Xiaobai for help: "Xiaobai, your aunt wants me to wash clothes, so I won't be able to teach you Mandarin."

Xiaobai climbed onto the rocking chair and put it on top. Ge You lay down and rocked and rocked.

"I'm a kid, I don't know anything."

She remembered that her uncle just said that she and her aunt were both pig-headed and had no temper when they were children? ╭(╯^╰)╮

Bai Jianping said angrily: "Then you go wash your clothes."

"I'm a kid, I don't know how to live anywhere."

"Guawazi!"

"You're swearing! You're a fool. Go and wash your clothes. It's dark and we're going to sleep."

Xiaobai and Ma Lanhua teamed up to kill Bai Jianping and drove him to wash clothes, while they got together to study the script.

I really don’t know what two illiterate people can do.

"The phone is ringing—"

After a while, Bai Jianping took the opportunity to run out on the pretext that the phone rang.

Malanhua grabbed the phone first and saw that it was the son of Qian Cheng.

She was smiling all over her face, but her smile gradually faded away as she listened. She originally wanted to talk about filming, but she immediately forgot about it.

"What's the matter? Let me say a few words after the fight." Bai Jianping said.

"Here you go."

Bai Jianping took the initiative to answer the phone. After less than five sentences, he had nothing to say. And the five sentences were just the same ones repeated all year round: Have you eaten anything? How is your work? Take care of yourself. Women

How are you getting along with your friends? Drink less when socializing.

Malanhua has already said these words.

"Xiao Bai, come here and chat with your cousin."

Bai Jianping handed the phone to Xiaobai, who quickly stood up from the stool, wiped his hands, took the phone with a smile, and said loudly: "Wai~~~Biao Guo~~Biao Guo??Why don't you instigate words?...

…”

Bai Jianping took the phone and looked at it. The other end of the phone had already hung up.

Xiaobai pouted her little mouth, a little aggrieved, her cousin didn't like her.

She is young, but she understands who likes her and who dislikes her, who treats her well and who treats her badly.

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