217, Falling in love and killing each other (1/4 please subscribe)
"Xiaobai, you and Boss Zhang are having a good time~"
On the way home, Ma Lanhua saw Xiaobai jumping up and down and in a very good mood, so she couldn't help but ask.
Of course she was happy when Xiaobai was happy, but when Xiaobai was so happy because of someone else, she was a little unhappy.
"Hoohoho~~" Xiaobai smiled mischievously when she heard this. Needless to say, Malanhua already knew the answer, and she felt as if her own pup was about to be taken away by someone else.
"Ouch, I'm so tired today." Malanhua held her waist and complained.
"Crow? Crow?" Xiaobai came forward and said, "Auntie, give me your claws and I'll blow them for you."
With that said, he grabbed Malanhua's hand.
Malanhua broke away, knocked her on the head and said: "Shou Shou! Not Claw Claw, whose Claw Claw are you talking about? Are you scolding me?"
"I'm doing this for your own good, so you slapped my watermelon boss for yelling, huh!"
"It's my waist that hurts, not my hands and hands. Can't you tell?"
His hands were already on his waist. He still didn't understand such an obvious hint. He was really a melon.
"I'll push you." Xiaobai took the opportunity to push his aunt's butt and laughed, "Auntie, your butt is so big."
"Crawl away! Get out~~~"
"It's so fierce. The claws are so fierce. Boss Zhang has never been cruel to me. He is a good person."
"Then you go find Boss Zhang. Don't call me when you're taking a shower tonight, call me Boss Zhang."
"Boss Zhang is a boy, I can call him with my paws."
"Didn't you say he was good?"
The two of them got home noisily. Bai Jianping was lying on the rocking chair watching TV. When he heard the door opening, he glanced sideways: "I'm back~~"
Malanhua said bitterly: "You are so comfortable. From now on, you go pick up Xiaobai. I want to rest."
Bai Jianping heard the anger in the words, and glanced at Xiaobai first. Xiaobai spread his hands and made a gesture that said, "I don't know what's going on."
"Okay, okay, I'll pick up Xiaobai from now on." After spending most of their lives together, Bai Jianping summed up a set of very good methods for dealing with Malanhua.
It was late at night, and the village in the city was extremely quiet. Occasionally, dogs barked, children cried from far away, and adults coaxed them to sleep... It was very much like his hometown in Sichuan, which made Bai Jianping feel particularly at ease.
He fell asleep soon after and snored loudly.
Xiaobai rolled on the bed, excited. He raised his little head and listened for a while, then said in the dark: "Auntie, listen, uncle is snoring. He sleeps so sweetly."
Malanhua remained silent.
Xiaobai shouted in a low voice: "Aunt~~~Uncle~~Mom~~~~~·"
Malanhua still remained silent.
Xiaobai said: "Ma Lanhua, your paws fell asleep? My little baby couldn't even sleep~~~What's the matter with your paws?"
"...What did you say? Say it again and I will listen."
"...Hululuululu~~"
"Gua Wazi, you pretend to be asleep and think I don't know. Be careful, I'll come over and slap you."
"Don't kill me, don't kill me, I'm a good baby, I just can't sleep now."
"You call me hammer, don't shout, it will scare someone to death at night."
"Auntie, Boss Zhang asked me to go and play with him tomorrow."
"Um."
"I kind of don't want to go."
"Okay, but for the claws?"
"I can't sleep now. It would be great if he told me tomorrow."
"..."
"Auntie, what should I wear tomorrow?"
"Wear whatever you want."
"Can the claws be used freely?"
"You still want to cry? Can I put some makeup on you?"
"let me see."
"You still think about it? You think beautifully!"
"How bad are you, auntie?"
"Guawazi, I remembered. Didn't you say you would come with me to sell pancakes and fruits tomorrow? Are you kidding me, Paw?"
"When did I instigate it?"
"You just said it, last night, at this time."
"Have it?"
"have!"
"I'm still a baby, why should I think so much? I just think too much."
"Then why don't you and your aunt go sell pancakes and fruits?"
"Auntie, please go to bed and tell me."
"Gua Wa Zi, don't have a conscience. I'm going to sleep with you. Please don't disturb me."
After a while, Xiaobai was still rolling around and couldn't help but talk again.
"Uncle~~Mom~~~~~"
Malanhua refused to respond and pretended to be asleep.
"Aunt~~~"
She kept calling, and the noisy Ma Lanhua couldn't sleep at all, so she had to respond: "Gua Wazi, where do you want to live? If you don't sleep, you still make noise to me. I'll get up and give you a slap in the face."
"Auntie, we are instigating words."
"You said! What?"
"I'm going to see Boss Zhang tomorrow. What if he treats me to something delicious?"
"do you want to eat?"
"The little friend in me wants to eat it."
"Then just eat a little, be polite, and thank people."
"I don't even know how to thank you so much, Boss Zhang, you are so handsome."
"..."
"Aunt~~~What clothes should I wear tomorrow?"
"Can I have a red Greater China?"
“If you want it, you must have it.”
"Sleep Message."
"Auntie, I want to hear a story."
"Okay, let me tell you a ghost story."
"What?"
"Once upon a time, there was a ghost. She crawled out from under the bed..."
"I'll tell you when I'm sleeping, I won't be a nagging person!"
Assuming you know the truth, Malanhua stopped the ghost story and went to sleep.
The next day, Xiaobai was still sleeping in, and his aunt picked him up in his sleep. He was so angry early in the morning that he almost had a fight with her.
"Gua Wa Zi, if you don't sleep at night or get up during the day, I'll see if you still sleep in the future."
“*&……%￥#@”
"Eat quickly and follow me when you're done."
"Shall I follow you with my paw? I'll go with Boss Zhang."
"Okay, this is what you said, don't regret it."
Xiaobai was a little frightened and looked at his uncle, who encouraged him: "Children, you have to believe in yourself."
These words gave Xiaobai strength, and she said angrily: "I don't regret it, I am a Yanyan."
"You are a melon."
"You can yell whatever you want, I'm a Yanyan anyway."
The family went out. Bai Jianping was riding on the stall cart, Ma Lanhua was sitting in the cart, and Xiao Bai was running behind them.
The old god Malanhua said calmly: "No matter how loud you scream, it's useless. You said it yourself. If you don't want to come with me, well, then you can go by yourself. You go, you go, I'll watch you go~~~ I am
I won’t take you with me, so you can go alone.”
"Uncle, take me with you~~~~" Xiaobai knew it was useless to ask his aunt, so he could only ask his uncle who was riding a bicycle for help.
But my uncle didn't say anything and kept his head down while riding his bike.
Malanhua smiled and said: "Don't call you uncle, it will be useless. He is just a tool. I will hit wherever I point."
Xiaobai was so miserable that he ran all the way from home to Little Red Horse Academy early in the morning.
Fortunately, the stall rider was riding slowly and she could keep up, otherwise she would have been left behind.
Xiaobai looked up and saw that the little red horse had arrived.
Her little face is rosy, her limbs are full of strength and vitality, just like the sun rising today, full of heat that warms others.
"Goose goose~~~Running is my strong point, bye~~~~bye, aunt~~~~ You must pay attention to safety and be careful of thieves, I will have a good time, we will see you next year, bye~~"
Xiaobai stopped chasing the stall cart and stood at the door of Little Red Horse, smiling broadly and waving goodbye to his aunt sitting on the stall cart.
"Stop, stop~~~~"
When Xiaobai saw her aunt getting off the stall, she thought they were here to catch her. She was so frightened that she ran away and hid in the academy. However, the iron gate of the academy was locked. No matter how hard she tried, it was useless.
Then he was caught by his aunt.
"Why are you running? I won't arrest you. I'll give you this. Take it!"
Malanhua stuffed a thermos bottle into Xiaobai's arms, let her hold it, and then left without looking back.
Xiaobai lowered his head to look at the thermos flask in his arms, then looked up at his aunt who was walking away. He took two steps and waved repeatedly: "Bye~~~Auntie, bye~~~~You have to pay attention to your safety and be careful of thieves.
Baby."
Malanhua waved to her, turned to talk to Bai Jianping who was riding a bicycle, and was too lazy to say a word to her.