558、Who is the little red horse's biggest fart black
Liuliu felt like she was a flying little princess. She had never felt so happy. Bullying Dudu was like bullying a kitten. It was so fun that she couldn’t help it.
Has she ever had such a sense of accomplishment?
To play with novices is to be played by novices.
When playing with Xi'er, Xi'er always teases her with snacks, which can be regarded as being played by Xi'er.
When playing with Xiaomi, Xiaomi would always arrest her and put her in jail, as if she was born to be a bad guy, so she was played by Xiaomi.
When playing with Cheng Cheng, Cheng Cheng always cheated her into eating snacks, and even ate them without telling stories. This little melon boy was so stupid that she had been putting up with her for a long time.
Only by playing with Dudu can you bully to your heart's content.
No matter how she bullies Dudu, Dudu can't catch up with her, hahaha.
However, when she heard Dudu calling her Fatty, she was stunned, stopped in surprise, and looked back at Dudu.
Tianya, Dudu is talking!
She came forward curiously and said in surprise: "Dudu, you can talk, what do you think? Why can you talk~~~~~Hahaha~~~"
Dudu stayed where she was and was stunned for a long time. Seeing Liuliu jumping happily, she started laughing and immediately went crazy with joy. She grabbed Liuliu and jumped together.
The two children had fun under the bright sun for a while. They couldn't bear the sun, so they returned to the air-conditioned room.
“Put your hand down.” After returning to the room, Liuliu immediately broke away from his little hand.
“*%￥%￥” Dudu refused and grabbed her pants tightly.
“Let go of your hands, my pants are about to fall off~” Luoliu shouted, lifting up his pants, but Dudu tried to pull them down.
Dudu held on and said: "Fat pomegranate~~~Dudu*……&%……￥%"
Liuliu’s attention just now was all on Dudu’s ability to talk, but now it was immediately transferred to Fatty Liliu. With a sullen face, he asked unhappily: “What did you call me?”
“Fat Liuliu~~Fat Liuliu!”
“You are the fat one!!! You are chubby~chubby chubby chubby!”
“Fat pomegranate~”
“Fat pomegranate~”
…
The two of them refused to give in to each other. One called them "Pang Dudu" and the other called "Pang Dudu", which was good. Dudu's first word became smoother and smoother as they said it, and they never tired of it. The more they said it, the more energetic they became.
Although there are only three characters, fat, pear, pomegranate, she can make these three characters reflect different colors through different combinations and tones, which is really interesting.
Although it is a word repeated over and over again, it is interesting. For Dudu, this is the first time in her life that she has spoken Chinese. She is proud of it and wants to tell children all over the world to hear it.
Fat - pomegranate - pomegranate -
Duoliu couldn't bear it any longer, and there was smoke coming from his throat.
She looked at Dudu who kept calling her fat. What should the children do if they can't win the scolding?
At this moment, she thought of Luo Zikang.
Luo Zikang often beats her when he can't win in quarrels!
Thinking of this, Liuliu grabbed one of Dudu's pigtails without hesitation and threatened: "Dudu, if you call me Fat Liuliu again, I will pull your pigtails."
Dudu was stunned for a moment, then jumped up and became furious, accusing Liuliu fiercely. She stood up on tiptoes to act fierce, then lowered her body and pretended to be pitiful, using her body movements to pretend that Liuliu was being bullied.
Weak.
Liuliu was not ashamed, but proud of it. He was so proud that he further threatened: "Dudu, if you call me Fat Liuliu again, I will beat you up. Hahahaha~~~~I am so awesome, I am so awesome~~
"
Dudu was so angry that he seemed to want to fight to the death and become an upright and just baby.
But it doesn’t.
In order to prevent being really beaten, she nodded very simply, closed her mouth, and folded her hands in front of herself to make herself appear obedient.
A good baby doesn't suffer the immediate loss and calls Xiaobai back for help.
Liuliu laughed loudly, laughed wildly, beckoned Dudu to the corner, looked around to make sure there was no one else, sat on the ground, and asked Dudu to sit down too. The two faced each other and began to communicate.
“You can speak now, Dudu, you are so awesome.” Liuliu praises others first, just like her mother does to her, she always praises her first and then bullies her.
“hiahia,&*% fat pomegranate.” Dudu shook his head happily.
“Don’t call me fat! I’m angry.”
Speaking, he took the opportunity to squeeze a handful of chubby baby fat.
Dudu slapped her paws off, but stopped calling her Fatty.
Liuliu likes to be a teacher, "How about I teach you how to speak?"
Dudu nodded, hoping incessantly, and opened her mouth to say something, but she could only say "fat porridge", and if she did, she would get pinched in the face.
“Are you going to say anything else?”
Dudu nodded.
“What?”
“Fat pomegranate.”
“Can’t you afford it? I’ll teach you how to speak. Xiaobai is a melon kid, so I said.”
“*&%%￥%￥#%￥Dudu.”
“Are you a stupid kid? Say, Xiaobai is a melon kid.”
Liuliu, who has always been very enthusiastic about his work, had a rare moment of seriousness today and took the trouble to teach Dudu how to speak, even though the words he taught were not good ones.
I don’t know how long it took, but Xin Xiaoguang woke up at noon and found Liuliu and Dudu muttering in the corner.
“What are you doing here? Everyone is sleeping. Are you awake?”
Dudu shook his head subconsciously, but Dudu caught his attention and turned his head into a nod.
Liuliu himself chuckled and told Xin Xiaoguang that they had slept well. Then he pointed his finger at Dudu and said, "Dudu can talk."
Xin Xiaoguang had just woken up and was about to wash his face. He was still a little confused. After hearing what Liuliu said, he didn't pay much attention. He walked a few steps and suddenly stopped. He looked back at the two children who had been staring at him and asked uncertainly:
"Liuliu, what did you just say?"
Handout pointed at Dudu in the corner, "Dudu can talk! I taught him! Hahahaha."
“Dudu can talk?” Xin Xiaoguang asked.
Liuliu nodded, and Dudu nodded accordingly.
Xin Xiaoguang came back, squatted in front of them, and looked at Dudu carefully, like a strange worm.
Dudu subconsciously shrank behind Liuliu.
Liuliu opened her little hand to protect Dudu behind her, and asked Xin Xiaoguang warily: "Uncle, do you want to steal my baby?"
Xin Xiaoguang asked in disgust: "You call me uncle?"
"grandfather?"
“…I’m drunk too, you should call me brother!”
“Little light.”
…”
Xin Xiaoguang was speechless. He remembered that the chubby girl in front of him was the worst.
He was too lazy to argue with the little fat girl about this. He was more concerned about Dudu now and asked Dudu: "Dudu, can you speak now? What can you say? Tell me something."
Liuliu turned around and encouraged Dudu, who was cowering behind her, not to be afraid of Xiaoguang. Xiaoguang would not eat them because they were Boss Zhang’s dolls. Xiaoguang listened to Boss Zhang’s words.
Xin Xiaoguang: “……”
This is simply a villain.
He also encouraged Dudu: "Don't be afraid of me. I'm a good person. Say something to me. I'll be happy and give you sweets."
Dudu was still hesitating, but Liuliu was already anxious. In order to get a piece of candy to eat, he threatened Dudu to speak quickly, otherwise he would give her an injection.
Liuliu is the famous crazy little miracle doctor of Little Red Horse! Anyone under her care will be diagnosed with illness. If you are not sick, seek medical advice. The key is to take medicine and injections, which will hurt your butt.
Dudu is afraid of injections. When nervous, he blurts out: "*%&￥%#￥#"
Xin Xiaoguang looked at Liuliu disappointedly, feeling that Liuliu was lying to him. Dudu could talk, so it was still baby talk, and that’s right. Only Liuliu could understand Dudu’s baby talk and it could be translated.
He was about to leave in disappointment, and Liliu asked if he could have candy.
Dudu covered his butt, panicked, and blurted out: "*&%%￥Xiaobai is a melon kid."
Xin Xiaoguang: “……”
Liuliu was very proud, laughed loudly, and asked Xin Xiaoguang for credit. She had taught her this, and she had done all these immoral things in the middle of the afternoon.
Xin Xiaoguang chuckled, thinking that Liuliu was seeking death, would Xiaobai let him go? Dudu actually taught this in his first sentence.
“Awesome, Dudu, you can really speak. You are so amazing. What else can you say?”
Hong Kong asked if there was any more sugar.
"Yes, yes, yes, let Dudu say a few more words, and let's hear what he can say."
Hello, dudu, come on.
Dudu: “Xiaomi is Mickey Mouse.”
Dudu: "Hi baby is so silly."
Toot: “Cheng Cheng’s fart is black.”
Dudu: "Luo Zikang Dang Dang Dang."
Dudu: "小光小光哐哐哐."
After saying this, Dudu was elated and proud.
The one who is more proud than her is Liliu. I really don’t know what she has to be proud of.
Xin Xiaoguang was speechless for a while. Who is the biggest fart black in Little Red Horse? He used to think it was Xiaobai, because Xiaobai always poked at him secretly, but now he discovered that the biggest fart black is not the Dudu who said slanderous things in front of him.
, but the fat man who taught Dudu to speak these slang words.
The Five Elements are wicked. Dudu has just learned to speak, and she has a blank piece of paper, but she has taught her this way. Can she still be saved?
“Fat pomegranate.” suddenly came out another sentence.