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616, there is a woman in the house, there will be fireworks

PS: Thank you for the 50,000-coin reward from Yi Jian Picking the Curtain. I will find time to add another chapter this week.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai~!~~~You little melon, where are you going to chat!"

"Xiao Bai! Come here and help me catch the chicken."

"Xiaobai, you're done. You ran away again. You just want to play and don't want to work, right? I'll open up your ass~~~"



"Old Bai~~~ Where did you die? Come over here and help me kill the chicken!"

“Old Bai—you coward~~~”

"You, the Bai family, are all cowards, and you are all hiding away."



In the kitchen, Malanhua closed the door. The chicken that Xiaobai had brought back from the vegetable market felt that its life was threatened and was running around in the kitchen, jumping around for a while.

Ma Lanhua was holding a kitchen knife, and several chicken feathers fell on her head. She was upset because she couldn't catch the naughty chicken.

At this time, she thought of Xiaobai's trick: Take my sword.

She used to feel silly and full of stupidity when Xiaobai did this trick, but now she is very envious.

It would be great if she knew this trick. This chicken that runs around, is as timid as a mouse, and is unwilling to die generously would not be able to be so rampant.

Eat my sword, and this naughty chicken will shed its feathers on its own and fly into the pot. Close your eyes, cover the pot, and wait for it to cook. There is no need to embarrass her.

She is also a little afraid of killing chickens.

But this was just an imagination. The reality was that she couldn't catch the chicken! What made her even more angry was that just now, both Lao Bai and Xiao Bai were in the living room, and in the blink of an eye, there was no one left, they were all gone.

If she stretched her head and looked under the window, she would see Lao Bai and Xiao Bai eating ice cream in the alley downstairs, each holding an ice cream, standing under the window, looking up at the window, and could vaguely see Malanhua.

figure, and the raised kitchen knife.

"It feels different to have a woman in the house, it's like fireworks."

"Auntie has a knife in her hand. Uncle, do you want to go back?"

"You already said that your aunt has a knife in her hand. Do you want my uncle to die?"

"Hoohohoho~~~"

"Is it delicious?"

Xiaobai took a lick carefully and nodded wildly. It tasted delicious.

"Uncle, why are you so nice to me today?"

"Haha, don't be nagging, I've always been very nice to you."

"You're afraid that your aunt will ask you to kill the chicken, aren't you?"

"Damn, what do children know? They are so ignorant! Don't tell the truth, you know? My uncle will be embarrassed."

The two farts finished eating the ice cream before Shanshan went back.

"Old Ma, I'll catch Xiaobai for you and chat with him~~"

Xiaobai, who had just entered the house, was stunned for a moment. She stopped in place with one foot still hanging in the air. Her uncle betrayed her! It was obviously her uncle who called her to eat ice cream!

"I, I didn't~" Xiaobai quibbled feebly, thinking about whether to run away.

At this time, the closed kitchen door opened. First, a burst of white air came out, and then the aroma of stewed chicken filled the air. Malanhua's figure gradually appeared: "Catch that melon baby."

Xiaobai heard this and ran out, but he was still a little late and was caught by the big fart Black and White Jianping.

"Uncle~~you let me go—uncle! Bai Jianping—" Xiaobai shouted.

Bai Jianping captured Xiaobai to Malanhua, and did not forget to add fuel to the fire: "As soon as she heard that you were going to kill the chicken, she ran out. I was worried that she was lost, so I chased her out. This melon boy was disobedient and ran around in the alley.

, I was almost dumped by her several times, and it took a lot of effort to find her, and I was very tired."

"Bai Jianping~~~you are lying!" Xiaobai shouted.

Malanhua captured Xiaobai and said expressionlessly to Bai Jianping, who was smiling charmingly: "Get out~"

"Um?"

Bai Jianping was stunned for a moment. He said so many good things against his will. It would be fine if Lao Ma didn't praise him. Why did he curse others?

"Didn't you hear me clearly? Get out of here~~ You were eating ice cream downstairs, you thought I didn't see it? You are a black ass, and your heart is black. I almost killed myself when I killed a chicken, but you are so good, you are upstairs

You went down to eat ice cream, came back to lie to me, and even betrayed Xiaobai. You are simply not a human being. Bai Jianping, you scumbag, stay away from me. I won’t have your share of the meal tonight."

Xiaobai at his feet did not expect such a reversal of the plot, and he was immediately happy. Not only was he let out, but his black-farted uncle also suffered.

"Hoo ho ho~~~Uncle, you are done nagging. Your aunt caught you nagging. 666~~I give you a big thumbs up. Auntie doesn't want you to nag." Xiaobai turned around and asked Malanhua: "Aunt, do you want to?

Going crazy with your uncle? You should think about it..."

She is not someone who stirs up trouble, she is far different from Liuliupi.

Malanhua grabbed her pigtails and said, "I'm a watermelon! I don't think it's too big a deal. Go ahead and bang Bang Bang Chicken! Who gave you these pigtails? They look like caterpillars."

Xiaobai muttered that her angry aunt was so scary. She understood the situation and did not argue. She picked up a small wooden stick and beat the chicken. As she beat it, she muttered: "My chicken died so miserably, my aunt was so cruel.

She's such a black-ass, what's the name of Cheng Chengsuo? She's cruel and ruthless, I like spicy food..."

Dunzi's mother came and helped with the cooking. In the evening, a large table of dishes was almost ready. Bai Jianping and Dunzi's father went to Xiaohongma to call Zhang Tan and Teacher Jiang.

"Where's Xiaobai?" Ma Lanhua asked. It was time to eat, but Xiaobai didn't see him.

"We were playing here just now, Dunzi, have you seen Xiaobai?" Dunzi's mother asked.

Dunzi pointed outside the house and said, "I'm looking for Xi'er."

"I'll go take a look." Zhang Tan was about to go out when Xiaobai came back, holding Xi'er with a big red flower in her head.

"hiahiahia, do you want to eat? I'm leaving, bye."

Xiaobai held her little hand and said, "Let's eat Mangmang together."

"I'm going to Little Red Pony. Liliu said we're going to play house, and I want to cook for her."

"Don't leave. Eat Mangmang before you leave."

"Dudu's moon cake hasn't been finished yet. I promised to help her finish it. I don't have a belly anymore..."

"Don't eat it. We have eaten so many mooncakes. Let's eat something else. My aunt lives in Mangmang, which is very delicious. I wouldn't ask her to eat it as an ordinary person."

Xi'er looked at Malanhua in the room, showed a bright smile, waved her little hand, said hello, and said: "Little Tintin said he wanted to go see and paint, and I want to take him there."

Just go to Little Red Horse Comics Studio, Ding Xiaohai is very interested in it.

Xiaobai: "Are you just playing with that melon boy? He will lie to you, and he is still laughing at you. You are a little fool, you only know how to laugh."

"He didn't mean it."

"He just meant to laugh at you."

"Xiaobai, I'm leaving, bye."

Xi'er tugged her hand to leave, but Zhang Tan threatened, "You're not allowed to leave once you're here. You must eat before leaving."

Xi'er looked at him with a smile, "You are Boss Zhang, you are a good person, I am not afraid of you."

Zhang Tan smiled and said, "Who put the big red flower on your head? It's so cute. You look like a flower when you smile."

Xi'er said proudly: "It's my sister."

"Does your sister cook at home?"

Xi'er nodded and said loudly to the people in the room: "The food cooked by my sister is delicious. I'm going to eat. I want to grow up. I can't live without eating."

Malanhua looked at her and said with a smile: "This child looks happy at first glance. He will definitely be blessed in the future. Come, I will go with you to find your sister."

Xi'er enthusiastically brought her to the house as a guest. As soon as she entered the door, she ran to the kitchen and shouted, Xiaobai's aunt is here~

Malanhua invited the Tan sisters here.

The two sisters did not come empty-handed, they carried a carton of milk.

That was what Xi'er drank every morning. There was nothing available at home, so she only thought of this.

You can't bring the cooked dinner because it's just ordinary home-cooked food, so why bother bringing it to a guest?


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