Sitting on the toilet just now, she noticed that there were many cartoons on the wall of the toilet at Liliu's house, and there were many little fairies pooping on her daddy. She was looking at the fairies while pooping on her daddy. As she watched, she forgot to poop on her daddy, and waited until she finished pooping.
Daddy realized that she hadn't finished watching Little Fairy yet, so she had wiped her butt and continued watching. She had been watching it for so long. She had no idea that while she was watching Little Fairy, her little girlfriends had already opened a small stove to eat.
Had a meal.
She suffered a huge loss.
"Xiaobai Xiaobai, *&...￥￥#￥##" When Dudu came out, he rushed straight to Xiaobai and Xi'er, holding Xiaobai's little hand, blah blah blah, but when he was nervous, he would say baby talk.
Xiaobai stared at her little hands in surprise, and threw them away in disgust, "Gua, Gua Wazi, have you washed your hands?"
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, there are many little fairies, let me take you to see them." Dudu took Xiaobai to the toilet to see the fairies. Xi'er followed automatically, but when Xiaobai saw that Dudu wanted to take her into the toilet, she got stuck.
No matter how much I try to persuade you, I won't go in because it smells bad.
Xi'er didn't mind the smell, so she took a look inside and turned around to tell Xiaobai that there were really many little fairies in the place where Baba was being pulled.
Xiaobai also put her head in and took a quick look, came out and took two deep breaths, then put her head in and took another look, pinched her nose and said, "I love you so much." But she didn't look at it.
At this time, there was noise at the door. It was Cheng Cheng and Xiaomi who had arrived. Everyone finally arrived, and Shen Limin greeted everyone to the table for dinner.
"Where is Liuliu? Liuliu—Pang Liuliu, it's time to eat."
Dudu didn't see Liliu, so he looked around everywhere with concern, asking under the table, behind the door, in the cracks of the sofa...he couldn't find it. After being told that it was in the bedroom, he ran to knock on the door.
There was no need for her to knock on the door, because Luoliu could see through and knew immediately that it was time to start eating while staying in the room, so she took the initiative to open the door and come out on her own.
Not only that, Liuliu also said to Dudu: "Pang Dudu, you are so lazy, you only know how to fuck daddy every day, and you fuck daddy every day, and you fuck daddy again after dinner, and you do this all day long, haha
Haha, you are so boring."
She was so angry that she kindly came to ask Liuliu to eat, but she was told this by Liuliu.
Toot: "*&%%￥%￥%￥%"
He scolded me in baby language "tactfully".
It's good to use baby talk. If you scold someone or vent your anger, it won't cause conflicts. Hello, I'm okay, everyone.
After everyone had lunch, they simply sat for a while and then went out to the park together. This was the highlight of the day.
Liuliu was locked up at home and had long been impatient. She always wanted to go out. After hearing this, she immediately found her own pulley, stepped on it with one foot, propped it up with the other foot on the ground, slipped out, propped it up again, and then
Take a walk.
When Dudu saw this, he immediately ran up, stepped on it, and hugged Liliu... He couldn't find his small waist, so he could only hug his bulging belly.
The pulley was carrying two people. It stopped sliding instantly and stopped in place. Luoliu let Dudu down irritably, because he thought Dudu was too fat, too fat.
Dudu was not reconciled to being driven down. When Dudu slid out, he immediately climbed up and hugged Liuliu from behind.
Siamese little balls!
"Hey Duck~~~~~ You can't afford to play Duck Dudu, you go down, you, you go play with Xiao Bai Xi'er and watch me slide my skateboard."
“*&￥%￥#………&”
Dudu scolded the durian a few more times in baby language, and was driven off the pulley unwillingly. Then Xiaobai stepped on it, pulled twice, and pulled the durian down, and then he stepped on the slide.
The pulley ran away.
Liuliu: "I*&...￥%￥%￥%￥#%%...&...嘤嘤嘤~~"
Dudu immediately came up and gloated: "Pang Pomegranate, you are a strong little pomegranate. You can't cry. If you cry, you are not a human being."
Luliu tugged at her little face, and when she saw Cheng Cheng, she came close to Cheng Cheng to complain about the misfortune, hoping to be happy by hearing a story.
Cheng Cheng glanced at her indifferently, opened his mouth slightly, and said that unless Liuliu let her play skateboard.
Liuliu looked at Xiaobai who was having fun playing in the distance. He hesitated for a few times, then worked hard for Cheng Cheng's story and ran to shout: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai~~~ Listen to me~~
~~~"
Soon she returned without success and almost got a slap in the face.
"It's like a duck, it's like a duck, it's like a duck, it can't play with this little white, white chunhua! Xiao Huahua, I have a little red flower, hahaha, it's like a duck..." He said incoherently.
Shen Limin warned her that no one was allowed.
When Liuliu saw him, she had an idea and asked, "Are you my father?"
Shen Limin: "..."
Needless to say, are you still a human being when asking this question?
"Didn't I show you the household registration book and marriage certificate? Didn't you forget it again? Liuliu, dad is so sad." Shen Limin said helplessly.
Since he was transferred back to Pujiang, he has lived at home every day. This woman was stunned for a while. She thought it was some uncle who came to the house as a guest, but she didn't expect to live in her home every day. Her mother Zhu is such a girl.
A child? She mustered up the courage to protect Zhu's mother and blocked the door with her machete. She also tried her best.
Shen Limin had no choice but to work with Zhu Xiaojing to find out the household registration book and marriage certificate for her to see. One was to prove that he and she were a family, and the other was to prove that she and Zhu's mother were husband and wife.
"Then you go and snatch Luoliu's pulley back." Luoliu encouraged him.
Shen Limin said: "Xiaobai is visiting our house today. Just let Xiaobai play for a while. I will return it to you later."
"I want to play now. I want to play with Cheng Cheng. Only after Cheng Cheng plays can he tell me stories."
Shen Limin had an idea and said, "Then you call me daddy."
pomegranate:→_→
"What are you calling?"
"dad."
"Hey, hahaha 6666~~~~"
She took advantage and ran away, making her father angry and secretly grinding his teeth.
"hiahiahia~~~" Xi'er looked at him and smiled.
Shen Limin said awkwardly: "My family is so naughty."
Xi'er nodded.
"Are you good friends?"
"Yes, Liliu is very naughty, but I like her so much."
"You are so good."
"hiahiahia, I'm pretty good, I usually don't tell others, ╭(╯^╰)╮"
"Hahaha, really? I heard that, everyone said that you are very sensible and love to laugh."
"I'm also good at calling daddy."
"..."
This ability is really amazing. Shen Limin didn't think much about it. Everyone came to a nearby park. The autumn weather was crisp today, which was especially suitable for going out for fun. The park was very lively, there were many children, and there was a lot to play and eat. We just arrived at the park. At the door, the children were attracted by the candied haws seller. Zhang Tan rushed to pay, but was stopped by Liuliu, who said that she was treating him today. Of course, this "she" covered a very wide range, including Mother Zhu behind her and Dad Zhu.
Liuliu called to Zhu's father, saying that Xi'er and Dudu wanted to eat candied haws, and asked him to help buy seven skewers.
"Isn't there 6 people? How can we buy 7 skewers?"
"I'm so tired, why don't I eat one more skewer? I came here running, eh eh eh eh..."
She plausibly said that she had given the skateboard to other children to play with just now, which made her walk all the time. It was so hard and tiring, so eating an extra bunch of candied haws on a stick wouldn't be too much, right?
"Then just call me dad and I will buy it for you."
This time, Liuliu didn't cheat and shouted happily: "Dad Zhu, give me some candied haws."