"Uncle!!! Where are you staying? Don't sleep in and nag! Get up~~~~~"
…
Early in the morning, Xiaobai's children's shoes were knocking on Bai Jianping's door. Bai Jianping was upset and his hair was messy. He opened the door and looked at Xiaobai in a daze with unkind eyes, "Guawazi, why are you making such a noise!"
Xiaobai took two steps back, and her uncle looked as if he wanted to kill her.
"Get up and chat~~~"
Bai Jianping glanced at Zhang Tan in the corridor, refrained from pinching Xiaobai's face, let her in and asked her why she came so early.
Xiaobai pinched his nose as he came in, ran to the window, opened the window, closed the toilet door, and then opened the door to the house.
"Stinky~"
Bai Jianping was speechless. He sniffed and found no smell. The air was quite fresh, smelling like home.
He was lying on the rocking chair, still confused. Last night, the crew filmed until about 11 o'clock in the evening. It was almost 12 o'clock when he got home, and it was almost 1 o'clock in the morning to wash up and go to bed.
He picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. The time on the TV showed that it was 6:30 in the morning!
"It's so early! What's the matter with you? If it's okay, I'll continue sleeping."
"Windmill and Fake Sophistication" was playing on the TV. I don't know who tuned into this channel. Bai Jianping didn't remember.
"Uncle, have you had breakfast?" Xiaobai asked, opening the small yellow bag slung across his body, taking out a beef nugget, and handed it to Bai Jianping, asking him to eat it.
Bai Jianping looked at it and confirmed that it was not rat droppings. He threw it into his mouth, smashed it twice, and ate it. It was as if he had not eaten anything. He felt lonely after eating it.
"Is it delicious?" Xiaobai asked hopefully.
"Ba Shi~~" Bai Jianping said perfunctorily.
"Hoohoho~~" Xiaobai ran to pour him a full glass of water, handed it to him, and asked him to drink water, saying that he should drink more water in the morning, as Boss Zhang told him.
Bai Jianping picked up the cup of water, filled himself up, and said to Xiao Bai: "If you have nothing to do, go back and let me sleep for a while~"
Xiaobai didn't seem to hear him and continued to ask him hopefully, "Does it taste good?"
"What? Water?"
Xiaobai nodded.
Bai Jianping: "..."
Immediately, he became energetic, stood up from the rocking chair, stared at Xiaobai and asked: "What did you put in it?"
"Hahahaha~~~" Xiaobai laughed.
Bai Jianping's heart skipped a beat. His premonition came true. He felt that he might die in the next second. Xiaobai poisoned him! This Guawazi!
He felt chest tightness and abdominal pain...
"you!"
Xiaobai stretched out her hand, made a small sign with her thumb and index finger, and then flew into the cup with a flick of her thumb, saying that she put a small heart into the water glass.
Bai Jianping: "..."
He wants to go to the toilet.
Xiao Bai opened the bag on his back again, took out a thermos bottle, held it to Bai Jianping and said, "Here you go!"
"What?" Bai Jianping asked.
"Grandma made the porridge for you, you drink it."
"Made for me?"
"Yeah, let's eat the leftovers."
"..."
The warmth in Bai Jianping's heart instantly turned into water vapor, drifted away and dispersed.
"Oh, what's the matter with you?"
"I'm looking for a baby to play with."
"Then you go find her."
"She hasn't gotten up yet."
"...Then you come to me?"
Xiaobai nodded matter-of-factly.
She came to see Xi'er today to attend the Nature Museum restaurant organized by the kindergarten, but she arrived early. Xi'er and her sister were still sleeping and the door was locked, so she went next door and forced the door of her uncle's house open.
Bai Jianping was speechless to her. He lay down weakly, looked at the ceiling, his body swayed with the rocking chair, and muttered in a low voice, "You little ass! It will bring trouble to your uncle."
As soon as she finished muttering the words, she felt a warmth on her face. She glanced sideways slightly and was startled to see Xiaobai coming close to his face.
"What are you talking about, uncle?"
"Didn't say anything?"
"You said hahaha." Guawazi hummed and started singing and dancing.
“Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho~ Huojiaquan’s routines are flexible~~~”
Bai Jianping secretly rolled his eyes at her, "What is this melon boy talking about? It's so ugly! How could there be such an ugly song in the world?"
He pushed Xiaobai out and asked her to go play with Boss Zhang in the corridor and not to disturb him, a poor lonely old man.
Xiaobai immediately ran out of the house and spoke loudly to Zhang Tan in the corridor, saying that her uncle had kicked her out.
Bai Jianping: "..."
Facts have proved that as long as Xiao Bai is around, Bai Jianping can't even think about going back to sleep. She doesn't go to torment Xi Wa until Xi Wa wakes up.
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"Excuse me, Boss Zhang. This is a lunch box made for you. If you are hungry, just eat some."
Zhang Tan, Xiaobai and Xi'er were preparing to set off. Tan Jin'er brought over a woven bag with three lunch boxes neatly packed inside, which she had made last night.
Zhang Tan accepted Tan Jin'er's affection, took it in his hand, said goodbye to her, and left with the two children.
"Xi'er, you have to be obedient, you know?" Tan Jin'er finally warned Xi'er.
"hiahiahia~~~"
"Don't just laugh, you have to promise your sister."
Xi'er immediately stood at attention and said, "Promise."
Tan Jin'er: "I promise not to be naughty!"
Xi'er nodded and promised not to be naughty, "Boss Zhang likes me."
Tan Jin'er drilled her face with her fingers, she was so shameless.
Xi'er ducked away with a smile, jumped up and down, and took the opportunity to glance at Zhang Tan.
Suddenly, Xiaobai took out a headdress from his bag. It was a pair of cat ears, bulingbuling. Xi'er's eyes lit up when she saw it.
"Do you want it?" Xiaobai secretly smiled.
"hiahia~~Xiaobai Xiaobai, so cute~~"
"Call sister~~"
"Xi'er is already 8 years old~"
When Xiaobai heard this, he immediately boasted, "I'm 18 years old!"
Xi'er's eyes rolled, and suddenly she smiled and called her sister obediently. Xiaobai immediately took out another pair of cat ears from his bag and put them on Xi'er's head.
The two kittens looked at each other and laughed.
Bai Jianping was speechless. He sniffed and found no smell. The air was quite fresh, smelling like home.
He was lying on the rocking chair, still confused. Last night, the crew filmed until about 11 o'clock in the evening. It was almost 12 o'clock when he got home, and it was almost 1 o'clock in the morning to wash up and go to bed.
He picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. The time on the TV showed that it was 6:30 in the morning!
Liuliu also climbed ashore, but it was already a step too late. He couldn't help but feel like he had missed a hundred million.
After playing in the swimming pool for half an hour, the adults rushed the children to the shore.
It takes two hours to book the restaurant, but it actually doesn’t take two hours at all. The children can’t stand it if they stay there for too long.
After changing clothes in the dressing room, Zhang Tan prepared fruits for everyone to add some energy.
Xi'er took two bananas, and hiahiahia ran to give them to her sister sitting in the corner.