Dog Emperor, give up. Do you really think anyone can practice this secret?
In the past, the princess took her to practice, but she didn't achieve anything, but the princess became a master. It can be seen that she also knows how to pick people, hum!
Gu Mo stayed up all night and made several changes to the secret book.
She had previously specialized in the restoration and forgery of cultural relics in a certain plane, so there was nothing unusual about the secrets that she had tampered with.
After she finished, she blew the dust off the secret book, squinted her eyes and smiled.
Wei Fengqing will definitely find a way to get the secret book. After all, no man wants to be a real eunuch.
He won't realize that this secret has been tampered with, because practicing this secret will indeed greatly increase his skill at the beginning, but by the time he realizes something is wrong, it will be too late.
As for whether he can become a real man, it depends on his luck...
After finishing the secret book, Gu Mo spent the night painting Wei Fengqing covered in feces and urine. She restored the scene and also further processed it. In short, the finished product was disgusting to death, but it also made people laugh.
I thought it was Wei Fengqing.
Early the next morning, Gu Mo got into Princess Lingxi's room with the secret book and the painting.
Seeing that Princess Lingxi was still sleeping, she hung the painting opposite the bed to ensure that Princess Lingxi could see it when she woke up.
Her movement woke up Princess Lingxi, who yawned.
"Father, what are you doing?"
"Father, he was inspired last night and improvised a painting, which he plans to give to you."
She hung the painting and walked away.
When Princess Lingxi saw the painting, she didn't even have time to recall Wei Fengqing's beauty in her prime, but she immediately thought of how he looked covered in excrement and urine, and she felt nauseated.
"Father, father, can you not hang up here?"
Gu Mo lowered his head, looking a little sad, "It's okay if you don't like it. Father, I'll take it off right now..."
She moved slowly to draw, "You think my father's painting is not good, my father is not sad, I really am not sad..."
She said she was not sad, but her hands began to wipe away her tears.
Princess Lingxi, "..."
Her father especially liked to write poems and paintings. Princess Lingxi didn't know how good her father's poems were, but her aesthetic level was normal and she knew that Gu Mo's paintings were really not that good.
But her father didn't think so. He always felt good about himself and felt that he had high artistic attainments. He often stamped his calligraphy treasures with his seals and gave them away everywhere.
"Actually...father's paintings are very beautiful!"
Princess Lingxi acted against her conscience for the first time, and her face turned red.
Gu Mo climbed up the pole, "Then you will hang on it and watch it every day, right?"
Princess Lingxi nodded bravely.
Gu Moxiao's eyes narrowed, and he handed the secret book to Princess Lingxi, "Come on, go and put it away. Don't lose our ancestral treasure!"
Princess Lingxi immediately put the secret book on her chest and patted her chest towards Gu Mo, "Father, look, I'm hiding it here and can't throw it away."
Gu Mo's expression was stifled, he took the secret book and put it in the drawer, "Let's put it here."
If Princess Lingxi is to carry it with her all the time, Wei Fengqing probably won’t be able to steal it in her lifetime.
At this time, the little palace maid ran in in a panic, "Princess! The person receiving the bride from Tianfu has arrived at the gate of the palace! The Queen sent a nanny over..."
The nun sent by Queen Zhou was very aggressive and wanted to put the wedding robe on Princess Lingxi as soon as she arrived at Nangong.
Gu Mo stepped back and said to Princess Lingxi as he did so: "Lingxi, you have to remember that if someone wants to hit you, hit him back first. If someone forces you to do something you don't want to do, hit him back quickly. Don't
Give them a chance to knock you down!"
So when the nuns got started, they were directly pushed to the ground by Princess Lingxi and screamed ouch.
Princess Lingxi looked back at Gu Mo, but saw no one, so she asked the little palace maid, "Where is my father?"
The little palace maid raised her hand and pointed into the room, and then Princess Lingxi saw Gu Mo taking small steps out of the room.
Princess Lingxi's pupils trembled when she saw Gu Mo coquettishly wearing a wedding robe.
Gu Mo tugged on his belt. The wedding robe was obviously not tailor-made for Princess Lingxi, so it was a bit big, but it was still tight on Gu Mo.
There is simply no place for those strips of fat.
"Father, Father, what are you doing?"
Gu Mo said, "Father, after thinking about it, don't the Luo family want the most noble person in the world to celebrate their son? In the whole world, am I not the most noble person? And I am quite happy to go to Luo Luo.
The family is happy."
Everyone's face was covered with black lines.
You are not here to celebrate, but you want the eldest son of the Luo family to be scared to death by you, right?
Gu Mo ran up to Princess Lingxi, "Well, if my father offends the Luo family and they want to kill him, you will protect him, right?"
Gu Mo's image is very fat and silly, and a bit pitiful, as if he needs someone's protection.
Princess Lingxi immediately assured her, "Lingxi will definitely protect my father!"
"Then help me walk here."
Then Gu Mo threw the hijab on his head and asked Lingxi and the little palace maid to help him to the palace entrance.
I still feel safe holding my daughter.
Sure enough, it can be played at any time and it will never be out of date.
The people from the Luo family who came to pick up the bride were really shocked when they saw Gu Mo.
Why doesn't this princess seem to be extraordinarily heavy?
"etc!"
When Gu Mo was about to get into the sedan, the Luo family stopped him and said, "Princess, please take off the hijab so that we can verify your identity."
A lewd laughter was heard from under the hijab, and then the hijab was taken off. The Luo family members immediately saw a face full of flesh...
It can't be said that his face is full of flesh. Although the person in front of him is fat, he is white and tender. If you look closely, he looks kind and kind.
But it really doesn’t match the princess they imagined...
And it looks like he’s a man!
The Luo family members were frightened and couldn't say a word for a long time.
Although the wedding was held in a low-key manner and was held through the main gate of the palace, there were still officials present.
The official was stunned by Gu Mo's showy moves at first. After he realized what he was doing, he saluted quickly and then asked, "Your Majesty, what are you doing?"
Gu Mo, "I want to marry to Tianfu!"
"...???"
Is the emperor crazy?
The people from the Luo family also had black lines on their faces. They gave a rough salute and said with displeasure, "Your Majesty, we are in a hurry. Where is the princess? Please let her get on the sedan chair!"
Gu Mo, "I am the emperor. I just made myself a princess. Now I am the princess of the new country!"
"Your Majesty, stop joking! You are a man and you are the king of a country. How can you..."
