Chapter 1983 I am the nightmare of the hero of the God of War (7)
Gu Chengli flattered his mother mindlessly, "Yes, yes, everything your grandmother said is right. If you see this bastard grinning from now on, beat me to death! No, no, no, how can my daughter's delicate hands be so hurt? You call me
If you want to fight your mother, call the servants to fight, but you can’t beat this bastard to death..."
When Gu Mo saw Gu Chengli's vicious look, the corner of his mouth twitched and he took out a book from his sleeve.
"Come here, this is a unique skill that my grandmother accidentally acquired. Practice it carefully. If you practice it, you will find the joy of beating people."
Then Gu Mo took out two more books and gave them to Gu Chengli and Wu respectively.
"You also train for me, no one is allowed to slack off, otherwise the family will serve you!"
Anyway, the Gu family has completely offended Ye Bufan. Ye Bufan has already decided in his heart how he is going to kill the Gu family, so what is there to fear?
So in order to beat the male protagonist even more miserably, Gu Mo customized a book of exercises for the whole family.
There is no difference in this skill. If there is any difference, it means that when you fight the male protagonist, your skill will be improved by leaps and bounds. After all, it is specially tailored for the male protagonist.
After that, Gu Mo distributed a copy to everyone in the Gu family, even the servants, and said: "Our Gu family started out with military exploits, but look at you, you are all so weak, and your physical fitness is really unbearable.
How can anyone be worthy of the reputation of our ancestors? So starting from today, the whole government will
It is necessary to practice martial arts to strengthen the body, and a ranking competition is held every month. The top three outstanding warriors are selected, and the servants can join the Gu family's Tianzihao guard team, with monthly money and benefits increased tenfold. As for the children of the Gu family, the family property will be divided in the future.
Just based on the ranking of force value, whoever stays in the top three for the longest time will belong to the Gu family!"
The Gu Mansion fell into an eerie silence.
It took a while for someone to react one after another.
The eldest brother Gu Chengli: Mother is so clever. He has no children. The second, third, and fourth sons are fighting like black-eyed chickens to be the heirs of the Gu family, which has made the family a mess. Now they don’t have to fight anymore, they are all locked up.
Come and practice martial arts.
The second child: Did we fight too much and hurt my mother’s heart? My mother went crazy.
The third child: Hey, I shouldn’t argue with the second and fourth children, asking my mother to come out to ease the relationship between us brothers even though she is so old.
The fourth child: I am the most talented in martial arts in the whole family. My mother is now using martial arts to discuss family property. Is this inappropriate partiality for my mother? How ridiculous.
The four brothers were so excited that their eyes turned red after a while. They all ran to Gu Mo and knelt down with their knees bent.
"Mother, it's the sons who are unfilial! The sons have realized their mistake!"
Gu Mo, "...??"
Why don’t these four elders look very smart??
When the grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and great-grandchildren below saw their father kneel down, they naturally knelt down too. Soon, a large area of people knelt down in front of Gu Mo.
Gu Mo was extremely speechless, "These are the new rules in the mansion. From now on, everyone in the mansion, both the master and the servants, will strictly enforce them. If anyone is disrespectful, they will be expelled from the Gu family!"
Then he asked someone to write this into the government regulations.
Holding the heavy magical secret book in hand, and seeing the newly added house rules, the whole house continued to be confused.
Are our ancestors crazy? What the hell are these rules?
What's the use of practicing all this? Isn't this a waste of time?
Gu Zhun, the son of the second wife, suddenly stood up and said: "Grandma, we are from a distinguished family. As long as we can ride horses and shoot arrows, isn't it enough? Why do we need to practice martial arts secrets?"
The most important thing is that this martial arts secret book looks very unreliable at first glance.
Gu Mo, "Zhuner, do you still remember how old your grandmother is now?"
Gu Zhun, "Grandma is almost eighty."
In this era when the average age of the people is fifty, eighty is considered a long life. For noble families, having a long-lived old man is a blessing.
Gu Mo, "Want to know why grandma lives so long?"
Gu Zhun's eyes lit up and he nodded crazily. Others also looked at Gu Mo eagerly, waiting for Gu Mo to teach them the secret of longevity so that they could live eighty or ninety years.
In front of everyone's attention, Gu Mo put down his crutches, rolled up his sleeves, rolled up his trouser legs, and then...
Three backflips came...
The whole government, "..."
The mouth is all opened into an o.
Gu Mo clapped his hands, picked up his crutch again, and said: "If you want to be in good health, you must practice martial arts as early as possible."
The whole house continued to be Spartan, still immersed in Gu Mo's three neat backflips.
Seeing that everyone was dumbfounded, Gu Mo was still wondering if he was not doing enough backflips to be convincing.
"Do you still have any objections?"
"Grandma, I have an objection!"
The speaker this time is Gu Ji, the son of the third wife. His daily routine is to jump up and down to find trouble for the male lead. He is known as one of the most attentive and out-of-the-box cannon fodder.
Gu Mo asked: "Xiao San, what do you think?"
Gu Ji said: "Grandma, after practicing the martial arts secrets you gave me, can I really do three backflips in a row?"
Looking at his grandson with bright eyes and full of expectation, Gu Mo said: "..."
Your request is too low. You only want three backflips?
Gu Ji continued to ask, "Grandma, is there any secret book that can be read ten times at a time?"
Gu Mo's eyes twitched, and he answered Gu Ji seriously, "With this secret book, you can practice it to the extreme, and you can even read it to outer space."
"Really?"
Gu Ji's father immediately ran out and slapped his son on the forehead, "Your grandmother is the smartest person in our family. How could what your grandmother said be wrong? Brat, how dare you question your grandmother?"
The other sons and daughters-in-law also nodded immediately, "That's right, your grandmother is definitely not wrong! If your grandmother said you can go to outer space, you can definitely go to outer space!"
When the grandchildren and great-grandchildren saw the four Gu brothers being brainless, they also felt pressure and had no choice but to look in agreement.
"That's right! I firmly support and support obeying all my grandmother's requirements!"
Gu Ji also nodded, "Yes, yes, everything grandma said is right! Grandma will definitely not lie to her grandson!"
"Since you all think what grandma said is right, why are you still standing there? Why don't you go back and practice martial arts secrets?!"
The children and grandchildren hurriedly ran out, fearing that they would make their elders angry after running away.
Gu Ji ran to the door, thought of something, ran back again, and said with an unhappy look: "Grandma..."
Gu Laosan slapped his son again, "You brat, what else do you want?"
Gu Ji, "Grandma, why do you call your second brother Zhuner and me your mistress?"
There are more children, and it sounds so friendly. He also wants his grandmother to call him son.
Gu Mo, "Do you like this name?"
Gu Ji nodded hastily.
Gu Mo called out with great emotion, "Ji'er."
Gu Ji felt something was wrong, and it took him a long time to react, "Grandma, you'd better call me Xiaosan."
