At the same time, Gu Mo also started to make his next plan.
The fighting power of the mythical beasts is off the charts, but beasts are still beasts, and their thinking is different from that of humans and gods.
The enemies that China faces now are by no means the only enemies. At critical moments, real gods still need to appear to protect the situation.
However, many immortals and great powers ride on mythical beasts, and there are also many immortals and great powers who have good relations with mythical beasts.
It is naturally not difficult to let these mythical beasts awaken the power of the gods.
Gu Mo handed over this task, and the mythical beasts went about it without stopping.
As a result, one month has passed, two months have passed, three months have passed...
No god can be awakened.
Gu Mo, "..."
She called all the mythical beasts to ask the reason, but the group of mythical beasts hesitated and looked embarrassed.
Gu Mo's eyes casually fell on a mythical beast, "Bai Ze, didn't you promise me that your master Zhong Kui would be awakened in less than three days? Where is the human being??"
Bai Ze, "..."
Gu Mo, "Not found?"
Bai Ze said, "Found it."
What is found but not awakened? What is the unspeakable secret?
"Where is Lord Zhong Kui now?"
Bai Ze couldn't say anything, and the other mythical beasts started talking about it.
"I've heard that Zhong Kui is a fierce-looking man who specializes in fighting ghosts and exorcising evil spirits. He's quite majestic..."
"Hundreds of years ago, I had a chance encounter with him. With his majesty, he must be a general who will be waiting for him in this life, right?"
A mythical beast took out a portrait of Zhong Kui, the door god, and said, "Look at these big eyes and big beard. You can tell at a glance that this boy is definitely not from the pool!"
Bai Ze's face turned red and blue after being praised, and his last expression was filled with grief and anger, "Uu wu wu, my wise and powerful master, he, he is an online writer in this life..."
ah?
"Although it is a bit different from imagination, Internet writers are Internet writers. Only those who are talented and have rich imagination can become Internet writers."
"That's right, I like to read online novels the most now. I read an online novel based on me a few days ago. I was so bad in it that all the goddesses in the six realms fell under my claws. They were like this all day long.
You want to have sex with me..."
As he spoke, he also let out a lewd laugh.
Bai Ze looked over and asked, "Is that novel called "I, the Ancient Divine Beast, and the 365 Days and Nights of the Goddess of the Six Realms"?"
"How do you know?"
Bai Ze, "That was written by my master. He was arrested just last month for writing pornographic articles.
Now all the mythical beasts know that they must be good beasts who abide by the law and breaking laws is shameful.
So he really had no shame in admitting that his master was a loser who was imprisoned for writing pornographic articles.
He was afraid that his master wouldn't be able to accept it after being awakened, so he simply didn't awaken him.
Gu Mo, "..."
This...she really didn't expect it
Gu Mo's eyes fell on Qingniu again. He was Taishang Laojun's mount. "Where is Taishang Laojun? What happened to him again?"
Now it was Qing Niu's turn to blush, "What, I haven't found Lao Jun yet."
Gu Mo looked at the way his eyes were flashing and said, "You don't look like you haven't found it yet."
Slate-horned ox, "..."
He was speechless and couldn't speak. Finally, he held it in for a long time before he spoke, "Laojun was arrested and imprisoned three months ago for stealing a battery car."
Even if he stole it, on the day after he stole it, he drove the battery car to solicit customers as if nothing had happened. As it turned out, the customer who survived was the owner of the battery car. He recognized his battery car at a glance, called the police, and Lao Jun was arrested.
Gu Mo, "..."
She looked at Xuanniao again, "Where is Bai Emperor?"
Xuanniiao's eyes rolled around, "Ah, Bai Emperor, who is Bai Emperor? Do I know him?"
Gu Mo, "...You're not squatting in jail too, are you?"
Xuanniao, "..."
Gu Mo, "Why did you go in?"
Xuanniao, "...telecommunication fraud."
Gu Mo, "..."
She suddenly had a bad premonition, asked them one by one, and then fell into silence with all the mythical beasts.
All the countless gods who have not yet fallen are basically squatting in prison.
There are all kinds of reasons for going in, including the crime of streaking, the crime of illegal fish frying, the crime of eating the King's meal...
They are all minor crimes.
It doesn't matter if there are only one or two squatting inside. The key point is that now all the gods in the sky have been arrested for illegal crimes.
Isn't it embarrassing to spread the word about riding a horse?
Let the overseas gods know that all the gods of China are squatting in prison, which will make the overseas gods laugh for several lifetimes.
Gu Mo was also speechless. No wonder these mythical beasts didn't wake them up.
But Gu Mo also quickly realized that something was wrong. Why did these gods all go in as if they had discussed it?
They live all over the world, don't know each other, and it doesn't look like they've made an appointment.
Gu Mo decided to go to the prison first and took Qing Niu to visit Lao Jun.
Laojun is an old man in his seventies, with white hair and a white beard. He seems to be in good spirits. He does not look like an old man in his seventies or eighties at all.
It's really hard work to steal battery cars and solicit customers at such an old age.
As soon as he saw the green cow, he couldn't help but look at it carefully and said, "Brother, you look like a cow."
Qingniu, "..."
Laojun, "I think you look familiar."
Qing Niu was afraid that he would be reminded of his family recognition in public. After all, he would feel embarrassed if people knew that his master was a battery car thief.
Fortunately, Lao Jun looked at it for a long time and said, "It's a bit like the cow I often took to the mountains to herd when I was a child..."
Gu Mo asked Lao Jun directly, "We have carefully learned about your experience from the police. Before you stole the battery car, you had always been a good and law-abiding citizen. Why did you do something illegal and criminal when you were so old?"
Lao Jun sighed and looked sad, "I have no choice when I am old and childless. I can't live anymore. I can only rely on my own hands to work hard to get rich."
"...You seem to be a household with five guarantees. The state guarantees food, clothing, medical care, housing, and burial. The state provides tens of thousands of yuan in subsidies every year. Before you were arrested, you had a large sum of money in your bank card.
Where is the money, you can’t survive??”
Laojun, "..."
Well, this is very embarrassing.
Laojun scratched his white beard and said, "Actually, I don't know. I was just going home after playing cards with a few old men. When I passed by the battery car, someone seemed to tell me that I must want that car.
Steal, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life, just like my intuition now tells me that I can tell you the truth, I chose to believe my intuition without hesitation."
Lao Jun said proudly, "Sure enough, my intuition was not deceiving. I used to be worried outside, fearing that the devil would kill me one day. But after I came in, I found that this is the safest place, and the devil has not visited me even once."
