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Chapter 146 You are an idiot!

Originally, the parrot in the game Minecraft was just a cute bird.

Its sound is just like a normal bird, just "chirping and cooing".

But now it actually learned human language.

"interesting!"

While Lu Yu found it interesting, Xu Fengmei was frightened by this thing.

He even hid behind Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi looked at her speechlessly.

"That big girl, why weren't you afraid of those zombie and skeleton monsters just now, but you were afraid of this thing?"

"I don't know!" Xu Fengmei scratched her scalp a little frantically.

"When I see it saying the same thing to me, I feel like my hair is standing on end."

"Ah..." Lu Yu could understand.

This is collectively known as the uncanny valley effect, in which some humans develop a fear of other things that look like humans or that act or behave excessively similar to humans.

For example, some people are afraid of Barbie dolls, intelligent robots, etc.

Now Xu Fengmei instinctively felt uncomfortable with the parrot that should not be able to speak human language, but could.

That's understandable.

Xu Fengmei stepped back and Lu Yu walked up.

I don't know if the parrot can't fly because it's bald, or if it's too fat from eating and can't fly.

It was still flapping its wings helplessly.

"Don't eat me! Don't eat me!"

"Pfft." I don't know where this little guy learned these words.

As the saying goes, if a parrot imitates a parrot, the parrot must learn from it.

Could it be...

Are there other people around here?

"I'm skinny! I'm skinny!"

The parrot's hilarious words interrupted Lu Yu's train of thought.

"Hahahaha! Look where you've lost weight?"

Of course, parrots can only speak human language, but they may not be able to understand human language.

In response to Lu Yu's sarcasm, it just tilted its head and looked at it.

"Hey, did you bring the seeds I asked you to bring?"

Cheng Yi came over and was about to hand it to Lu Yu.

"Give."

"Don't give it to me, just feed it directly." After speaking, Lu Yu pointed to the parrot huddled in the branches and leaves.

Cheng Yi said quietly "Oh" and fed the wheat seeds to the parrot.

Cheng Yi was once again possessed by Ou Huang and entered his soul.

Just a seed causes hearts to float on the parrot's head, which is a sign of success in winning favor and taming.

"Good people! Good people!"

Cheng Yi, who inexplicably received the good guy card from an animal:?

Then, the parrot flew onto Cheng Yi's shoulder, which meant that it would become his pet.

"Good man! Good man!" It was excited and was still flapping its wings as a repeater.

Cheng Yi was a little helpless: "Can you shut up?"

Talking about Cheng Yi's love experience, the best thing he got from it was: "You are a good person."

Why do you think this dead parrot’s words are a bit mocking?

"Good people! Good people!"

"Shut up!"

Parrot:?

Learned!

"Shut up! Shut up!"

Cheng Yi shouted angrily: "I told you to shut up!"

Lu Yu laughed out loud when he saw this. This little guy learned quite quickly.

Xu Fengmei was also amused.

"Brother Cheng Yi, why can it even teach you a lesson?"

Cheng Yi is really at the bottom of the food chain.

Cheng Yi felt that he had lost face and suddenly became competitive.

"You learn this sentence from me."

Cheng Yi faced the parrot and began to teach seriously.

"I am idiot."

Parrot:?

Learned!

The parrot flapped its wings and shouted out the language it had just learned happily.

"You're an idiot!"

Cheng Yi was furious, why did it suddenly learn to change personal pronouns at this time?

Let me tell you, even in another world, you are not allowed to turn me into a spirit!

"You are the big fool!"

The parrot follows suit: "You are the big fool!"

Cheng Yi angrily asked, "Why don't you change your pronouns now?"

The parrot tilted its head and looked at Cheng Yi aggrievedly: "You? Me?"

"..." Cheng Yi zipped up his mouth.

He gave up, and if he continued like this, he would just be fooled by it.

So, Cheng Yi accepted the fact that the bald red parrot was standing on his shoulder.

Just treat it as a shoulder decoration and ignore its endless chatter.

"Hahaha!" Xu Fengmei was so amused that her stomach hurt.

"Brother Cheng Yi! You are so funny!"

Cheng Yi felt aggrieved, but I was serious.

Cheng Yi was amused, and Xu Fengmei was no longer afraid of the parrot that could speak human language.

Instead, he stood next to Cheng Yi and started teasing the parrot himself.

"Hello?"

"Hello!"

Lu Yu smiled: "Hey, this parrot has a pretty good vocabulary."

They continued to move forward, killing monsters on the way.

Soon, they found a second parrot in the woods here.

The second one is a green one.

"Chirp!"

Unfortunately, the second green parrot only made ordinary bird calls.

Lu Yu took the wheat seeds and teased them.

"Hello?"

"Chirp?" The green parrot tilted its head.

The bald parrot suddenly became excited and flapped its wings in a show of force.

"Fool!"

"..." This little guy is quite evil-minded and actually mocks his own kind.

However, for the sake of species diversity, Lu Yu asked Cheng Yi to tame this one as well.

So there were two parrots, one red and one green, one on each side of Cheng Yi's shoulders.

Lu Yu smiled: "What do you mean, red and green are bullshit?"

"Hello!"

They walked through the woods, and because these ordinary zombies and skeleton monsters posed no threat to them, the journey was relaxing and enjoyable.

Instead, the sudden appearance of a light source on the road ahead made the three people stop suddenly.

There is other light!

firefly?

No! The color of the light emitted by fireflies is green, and the halo cannot be so big.

The three people stopped their movements and sounds in a tacit understanding, and looked ahead with bated breath.

Lowering his voice, Cheng Yi tilted his head to confirm and asked Lu Yu: "Is it possible that there is someone in front of you?"

Lu Yu shook his head, expressing that he was not clear either.

But the best thing is to plan to have a battle with other players.

Cheng Yi and Lu Yu, who were holding wheat seeds just now, both changed their hands into weapons.

Several people took off the torches in their hands and approached quietly.

They might have been discovered by the other side, and they might be approaching an ambush prepared by the other side.

Anyway, I was prepared for the worst.

The three of them cautiously moved closer.

The overly dense jungle really affects the view, and it's also at night.

Even at this distance, they still couldn't see clearly what was in front of them.

Finally, just behind the trunk of a tree, the three of them were hiding.

At this moment, they finally saw what this place was.

There is a workbench and stove on the ground.

There were also a lot of torches inserted.

The most important thing is that a boxy matchbox building is built here that MC players are best at.

Cheng Yi was shocked: "Is there anyone?"

Lu Yu observed it calmly for a while and came to a conclusion.

"No, there's no one left."?


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