Chapter 108 I have to take a detour when the village bully goose meets me
Breakfast was a few small fish caught in the sea last night and stewed in one pot.
Watching the milk-white fish soup tumbling in the pot, Wu Hu asked Sister Tiechui to bake a few plantains to make up for it. Otherwise, this little fish soup wouldn't be enough for them.
However, there are not many bananas left, and we need to find other substitutes.
After breakfast, everyone headed to the beach. The coconuts were gone and we needed to pick some more. They could be used as a thirst-quenching drink when we went into the mountains to trap pheasants later.
The tree climbing competition between Wu Hu and Zhan Langjing was held on the beach. The goal was to climb a coconut tree more than 20 meters high at the same time. Whoever reached the top first would win.
Their game attracted the attention of many fans. The program team also took advantage of the situation and cut the footage of their game into the main live broadcast room.
Since these members can manage their own lives, the program team naturally chooses to go with the flow. This survival show is created for the sake of traffic, and who would have trouble with the traffic!
Lao Hu and the others cheered and cheered for the two of them.
The two of them randomly picked a coconut tree with coconuts hanging on it. Seeing that Wu Hu was unprepared and had an ax hanging on his waist, Zhan Langjing laughed and said: "Fat Hu, why don't you prepare a noose to put it on?"
On the feet, it will be very difficult to climb up, it should be like me..."
Zhan Langjing showed off the figure-eight noose he had prepared. The noose was put on the soles of the feet so that the soles of the feet were supported on the coconut trees in a figure-eight shape. When the entire weight was applied to the soles of the feet, the soles of the feet were equivalent to stepping on the noose and the coconut tree.
, can save more effort and be safer.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "I don't need that, but Brother Jing, if you lose in a while, don't say that I, a young man, don't have martial ethics and bully your old arms and legs. How about I give you two meters first?"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Lao Hu even shouted: "Brother Jing, can you bear this?"
Milk Cha Lun said "Ouch", "Brother Jing, Fat Tiger is getting more and more swollen! It's up to you! If it doesn't work, just give up!"
I originally thought that Milk Cha Lun was cheering up Zhan Langjing, but who would have thought that it was actually a last-ditch attack.
Lao Hu was on fire, Milk Cha Lun was finishing his kills, and Zhan Lang Jing was laughing, very wolfishly, with his unwillingness to admit defeat clearly written on his face, "Fat Tiger, let your horse come over here!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room, when they heard Wu Hu teasing Zhan Langjing, some thought Wu Hu was being funny, but others thought Wu Hu was very rude and indeed exaggerated.
Finally, the game started with Lao Hu's "start".
Wu Hu watched Zhan Langjing jump up the tree. His movements were indeed very fast, and there was a sense of lightness and vigor. After seeing the opponent climb up the tree, Wu Hu started a beat slower, but his movements were faster than Zhan Langjing's.
More swiftly.
Looking at his upward movement, his body is completely stretched. It doesn't look like he is crawling at all, but more like a big cat leaping upward, fast and fierce, and as steady as an old dog.
When I saw this scene, the only word left in the barrage in the live broadcast room was 'fuck'.
When Zhan Langjing took the time to glance at Wu Hu, Wu Hu was almost reaching his peak. His mouth opened involuntarily, then he hugged the tree with one hand and covered his face with the other.
Seeing this scene, both the people below and the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing, "Brother Jing's expression is so cute!"
"Brother Jing: Let me die! I'm so shameless! Fat Tiger made a mistake on me!"
"Brother Jing: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"
"Hahaha... a moment of silence for Brother Jing! But Fat Tiger's actions are simply inhuman. Isn't he afraid of falling from the tree?"
"Why do I feel that Fat Tiger looks like a fat monkey? Although I saw him climbing a tree yesterday, the Fat Tiger at that time did not have such speed."
"I have to admit that Brother Hu is indeed the best tree climber in our village!"
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Lao Hu laughed loudly from below, "Brother Jing, it's okay, we won't laugh at you, haha..."
Yahuazi also had their little mouths open, some of them couldn't believe that it was Wu Hu. After all, Wu Hu weighed so much that even a coconut would feel like it was being bent.
They were even worried that the coconut trees could not bear Wu Hu's heavy load and would break.
But Wu Hu wasn't too worried. Tree climbers would have a very keen intuition about this kind of thing, not like some silly Gungun.
Wu Hu continued to climb up. After reaching the top, he took out the ax hanging from his waist, grabbed the leaf stem at the bottom of the leaf with one hand, swung the ax with the other hand, and chopped at a hanging coconut.
Seeing that Wu Hu had already begun to chop the coconuts, Zhan Langjing did not slide down and continued to climb. After climbing to the top, he pulled out the saber tied to his calf and cut the coconuts.
After cutting off most of the coconuts on the tree, Wu Hu slid down the tree.
Old Hu gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, and then asked: "Fat Hu, when did you learn this tree climbing skill? It's so powerful, I've never heard of you talking about it before!"
"Didn't I tell you that in our village, when I was a child, I was an expert at climbing trees and climbing walls, but you don't believe me! I told you, I'm not bragging to you."
Wu Hu raised his brows, looking frustrated.
"..."
Everyone was speechless, you blow it every day, who knows when you didn't blow it!
Sitting on the ground, Wu Hu picked up a coconut, cracked the ax, opened his mouth and handed it to Lao Hu, "Come, let's drink some first, wait for Brother Jing."
Lao Hu casually handed the coconut to Yahuazi and said with a smile: "You didn't see Brother Jing's expression just now. I guess he was thinking about hitting a tree at that time. But Fat Tiger, you are indeed a bit ungrateful."
, It’s too bullying for the elderly, haha..."
Tie Tie and Mina chuckled, while Nai Cha Lun sat on the sand and said with a smile: "Lao Hu, if you dare to say this in front of Brother Jing, I will obey you!"
"Brother Lun, I didn't expect you to be so bad. You want to see Brother Jing beat me, right?" Lao Hu didn't fall for Milk Cha Lun's evil deeds. As he said that, he took the coconut from Wu Hu and handed it to Tie.
Tie said, "Don't say it. Brother Jing might really get angry after a while. You'd better not laugh!"
Yahuazi said speechlessly: "Old Hu, you are the one who smiles the happiest here."
"Impossible! We are all professionally trained."
Wu Hu looked at Lao Hu speechlessly, waiting for Zhan Langjing to get down from the tree.
Not long after, Zhanlang Jing also came down from the tree. He was not as rough as Wu Hu, and when he cut coconuts with a saber, he only chose the big ones.
After getting off the tree, Zhan Langjing smiled and said, "Pang Hu, from now on picking coconuts is up to you. Compared with you, I do have old arms and legs."
Zhan Langjing naturally knew that Wu Hu could climb the coconut tree so fast without the help of mission tools, which showed that he was already very proficient in the use of that strange power. Therefore, he was not prepared to test the rock climbing aspect.
To avoid being slapped in the face again.
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Brother Jing, it doesn't matter if you lose to me in tree climbing. I'm not bragging to you. I think back then, when I was in our village, I was the invincible existence in the whole village. Let's go.
In the village, even those village geese have to take a detour when they encounter me."
These words made everyone laugh, and also made netizens in the live broadcast room laugh.
"Fat Tiger, you are so awesome that you can't explain!"
"God damn it, the village bully has to take a detour!"
"Village Bull Goose: Don't tell me about the plagued tiger, it's a headache!"
"Ha ha……"
"Informed sources came to reveal that Fat Tiger was bragging again. I remember back then, he was chased and bitten by several village bullies every day in the village. He cried for father and mother, urinated, and even had his crotchless pants pecked off by those village bullies. Haha.
Ha ha……"
"Wow! Is it true? This is Fat Tiger's dark history!"