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Chapter 11 What a God

It's easy to get things done when there are many people. Wu Hu, Zhan Langjing, Lao Hu, Milk Tea Lun and the others were not lazy in their work. By evening, the shelter was almost completed.

The roof is made of banana leaves, and it is planned to lay a layer of moss on top, and then cover it with a tarpaulin. However, the moss has not been spread yet, and it is just covered with a tarpaulin to prevent dew from appearing at night and waking everyone up from the cold tomorrow.

However, the bundles of branches Wu Hu brought back could not be used. They were afraid that the branches would puncture the tarpaulin after the leaves fell off, so they had to keep them and burn them as wood.

A few girls were carrying back bundles of hay and clumps of dead leaves and spreading them on the bed.

The bed is very simple, just cut a piece of wood over two meters long and the thickness of a bowl into two halves, then put them together, and fix them with vines, then lay a layer of sun-dried moss on top, and then lay them with leaves.

Then put hay on it.

Although it's not as comfortable as at home, it's just as soft and comfortable.

Wu Hu, who had been carrying wood for a day, slumped down on the grass with some exhaustion and drank a lot of coconut juice. Although it had no taste, it was better than drinking boiled water. At the same time, he directed Sister Meina to throw wild vegetables into the pot and into the fire.

The banana flowers made the little sister very confused.

In the end, Sister Iron Hammer couldn't stand it and took over her job.

This made Sister Mina very embarrassed and made her feel useless.

Wu Hu comforted him: "It doesn't matter if you don't know how to cook. When you have the opportunity to enter the entertainment industry and become famous, do you still need to cook by yourself? Then we will hire three nannies, one to cook, one to sweep the floor, and one to sweep the floor.

do the laundry……"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh. They felt that these words were a bit nouveau riche. Coupled with Wu Hu's chubby appearance, they were full of indescribable joy.

Mina was also smiling, and she could feel the kindness in everyone's smiles.

After laughing, she added: "I think I still need to learn more. If I really want to develop into the entertainment industry in the future, I can't be ignorant of everything!"

In front of these big stars, she has nothing to be proud of.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "It doesn't matter! It's so comfortable to be a vase, look at the west..."

"Fat Tiger, are you crazy?" Yahuazi wrinkled her nose and raised her fists, "When did I become a vase? Do you think I have no acting skills?"

Wu Hu looked confused, "I'm not talking about you! I'm talking about Megan, that big vase in the West. I've already praised your acting skills, how could you slap yourself in the face!"

"..."

Yahuazi opened her mouth, but finally held back and said nothing.

After all, the matter involved a big star in Hollywood, so she didn't want to comment too much. She still wants to develop in Hollywood in the future! It is obviously unwise to offend a big star in Hollywood.

Not long after, Cai Zifan and Zhan Langjing came back from setting the trap. It was already dark, and everyone started eating the wild vegetables in the pot. The taste was hard to describe.

Without oil, it cannot be fried, so it will have a somewhat astringent and bitter taste.

Cai Zifan said: "The shelter is almost done, but the toilet has not been built yet. Let's build a toilet tomorrow! In addition, the wild vegetables are not good without some meat. Let's get some coconut oil tomorrow."

Everyone nodded while eating, and Cai Zifan asked again: "Who is going to go fishing with me at night?"

As soon as Wu Hu raised his hand, Zhan Langjing said: "Fat Hu, please stop interfering, otherwise I will have to go into the sea to fish you out again. Do you know how much you weigh?"

Wu Hu coughed lightly: "Brother Jing, the program team will send a photographer to accompany the team today, so you don't have to worry about what happened last night happening again. In addition, I have to learn more and I can't put all the pressure on you. If you don't

Be careful if you have a headache or a fever..."

"Bah, you cursed us on purpose, didn't you?" Zhan Langjing laughed and cursed.

Cai Zifan smiled and said: "You have been carrying wood all day today, which must have consumed a lot of your strength. Just rest tonight! If you are interested in fishing and hunting, you can learn it again tomorrow."

After a simple dinner and a belly full of soup, everyone lay down on the new beds in the shelter with their clothes on. The men and women were separated on both sides. The innermost corner was going to be used as a changing room. However, the curtains were not woven yet, so this was just made.

Intend.

Everyone rested on their own backpacks, and everyone started chatting while they were lying there. The conversation turned into the entire schedule of the program. Lao Hu, who was lying next to Wu Hu, said he was going to sing; Zhan Langjing, who was on the other side of Lao Hu, said

He hasn't thought about it yet; Yahuazi opposite is also singing, after all, she has learned to sing and dance; not to mention Milkcha Lun, who is lying in the back, is already holding the guitar, playing and playing, and the melody is short.

, but it already looks a bit like it.

However, the melody was so cheerful that Wu Hu couldn't remember whether he had heard it before.

But this is normal. After all, he has never heard of many of Milk Cha Lun's songs. Only the classic ones are familiar to him.

So Wu Hu said: "Brother Lun, to be on the safe side, I think it's better for you to sing songs that were more popular in the past..."

Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "That's so boring! By the way, Fat Tiger, what show are you planning?"

"Me? Otherwise, I'd better sing! Well, Brother Lun, can you play the song "Thank You for Your Love" by Brother Hua Zai? Let me show you my singing voice first."

"Simple! Here it comes!"

When the melody sounded, Wu Hu sat up cross-legged, pinched his fingers and sang: "Bu Yao Wen (uh oh), how many Renmin have I loved in my life..."

As soon as Wu Hu opened his mouth, everyone was stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter.

In the live broadcast room, many people laughed and said, "Nah! This sound is too erratic! Is this Fat Hu's singing skills? It's amazing!"

"If King Hua Tian heard this, he would probably jump up and knock on his Tianling Cap."

"There is no one else who can be transferred here. I can only say that he is awesome!"

However, there are some disharmonious sounds in the middle, "Has no one noticed that this pronunciation is a bit like Sichuan dialect? Fat Tiger is from Xishu?"

"No, the information says that he is from Fujian Province who was eaten by people from Guangdong Province."



In the shelter, Mina smiled and said: "Brother Hu, your voice has traveled too far."

Yahuazi smiled and said: "Panghu, you are also great at singing!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed again.

This is Yahuazi's counterattack, which shows that she holds a grudge.

Only Milkcha Lun asked with a smile: "You seem to be from some dialect! In fact, your tone is a bit weird, but it's not out of tune."

Seeing everyone's reaction, Wu Hu felt a little strange. Logically speaking, this Xishu version of "Thank You for Your Love" should have been released at this time. But looking at everyone's reaction, has this world not been released yet?

version?

Oops! Isn’t that a loss? I can sing this song!

Wu Hu secretly felt that he had lost tens of thousands, and gave a thumbs up to Milk Cha Lun, "Brother Lun is indeed a professional musician. My pronunciation is the Xishu dialect. I used to have a college classmate who was Xishu dialect."

I’m from Shu, and I often heard him hum songs in the Xishu dialect, so I learned a bit. But I seem to have heard this song somewhere before. Are you sure there is no Xishu version of this song on the Internet?”

Milk Cha Lun shook his head and said: "Probably not. If there is, I must have heard of it."

"Then do you want to continue listening?"

"Listen, listen, you must listen!" Lao Hu and the others were very interested.

Then, the music continued to play, and Wu Hu's Shu version of "Thank You for Your Love" began to ravage everyone's ears again, leaving everyone stunned.

"Hey! This song is so magical. Does anyone remember how the original singer sang it? I completely forgot about it, woohoo... Brother Hua, I'm sorry!"

"No, I have to listen to the original song to cleanse my ears. Fat Tiger is too crazy."

"God damn 'God poke and poke the ninja'!"

"..."


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