Chapter 135: Unscrupulous old man, playing pranks online
I saw the cake-making lady murmuring and turned over, with one thigh resting on the blanket somewhat inelegantly, leaving Wu Hu with a wonderful back arc, and said a series of words for Wu Hu and Lao Hu to listen.
They all have some silly stick words.
Seeing the two people staring at each other with an expression of "What did she say?", some netizens who knew Bangbang language burst out laughing.
Wu Hu asked Zhan Lang Jing, "Brother Jing, do you know what that means?"
Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment and looked at Milk Cha Lun.
Milk Cha Lun coughed lightly, "Don't look at me, Chinese is the most awkward!"
Lao Hu also nodded, "Brother Leng is right, Chinese is the most awesome."
Obviously, Lao Hu doesn’t understand Bangbangyu either.
"Is she scolding me?" Wu Hu muttered.
Then there was another series of 'hahaha' comments in the live broadcast room.
Some netizens couldn't bear it and shouted: "Brother, please translate!"
"Fat Tiger: Beauty, you wet the bed! Beauty: I hate it! I didn't pee!"
"No, no, it should be. Fat Tiger: Beauty, do you want to get up and pee? Beauty: If you don't pee, you won't pee..."
"Haha... what the hell kind of translation is this?"
"This Bangbang girl doesn't really mean this, does she? Who can tell the truth!"
"Are you stupid? Did Fat Hu say anything just now? Do you dare to take this seriously?"
"Damn it! Are you trying to make me laugh to death? If you don't work hard when you are young, you will translate nonsense when you grow up! I'm talking about you guys!"
"They clearly said, 'Don't steal my barbecue.' Can you LSPs have some morals? Don't make people sick by thinking about those disgusting things all day long."
Those netizens' spoof translation successfully triggered a war of words.
Then Milk Cha Lun and Lao Hu said that "Chinese is the most embarrassing", and they were also implicated, because those LSPs used what these two said to criticize the fans of Da Gong Niang, saying that they are shepherd dogs.
The kneelers who cannot stand up after kneeling down.
This time, the cake-making lady finally woke up, stretched out her hands and ruffled her fluffy hair, looking so smitten and cute, with a little bit of charm, which was very heartwarming.
That is to say, Wu Hu doesn't understand Bangbangyu. If he knew that she was still eating barbecue in her dream while sleeping, she would probably laugh out loud. It's not unreasonable for her to be "fat"!
The cake maker yawned and asked, "Oppa, what's the matter?"
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said, "It's time to get up for midnight snack. Let's go to bed after eating!"
When the cake maker heard this, her eyes widened, but she quickly came back to her senses, squinted her eyes and smiled, "Actually, you don't need to wake me up. I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep after eating for a while."
Wu Hu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter. I will give you a foot massage in a while. You will fall asleep soon. I will also give Brother Lun a massage by the way. Brother Lung, you should have told me earlier."
Milk Cha Lun was stunned for a moment, looked at Lao Hu, and then looked at Zhan Langjing.
Zhan Langjing nodded and said: "That's what I said. I asked Fat Hu if there was any way to alleviate your symptoms, and you have said it in front of the media before..."
Milk Cha Lun coughed lightly and said, "It's okay! Brother Jing, thank you!"
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said, "Brother Lun, you are so brave! You dared to let me rub your back randomly without telling me clearly."
Milk Cha Lun said with a smile: "Speaking of which, I actually encountered it before. I didn't know it was an illness at first. I thought it was due to fatigue, so I went for a massage. After returning home, my condition not only did not improve, but became worse.
It's serious. But I saw that your technique was very professional, and they fell asleep after you pressed them a few times, so I didn't tell you."
"Aren't you afraid that something might really go wrong?" Wu Hu was speechless.
Milk Cha Lun said with a smile: "If anything happens, I can go home early!"
"..."
Wu Hu was speechless, while Zhan Langjing and Lao Hu laughed. They felt that it was really possible for Milk Tea Lun to do this. This guy had such a personality.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also felt that Milk Tea Lun might really think so.
The cake maker was confused and couldn't understand what they were talking about.
Wu Hu came to his senses, translated briefly in English, and then apologized: "I'm very sorry, I forgot that you don't understand Chinese." After a pause, he asked again: "Were you dreaming just now? It seems that I said so
It’s a dream talk, but it’s a pity that we don’t understand it.”
When the cake maker heard this, she opened her mouth, stared, and finally covered her face, as if she wanted to dig a hole and bury herself.
Presumably she was recalling the dream she had before.
When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but look at each other, and then they saw the cake maker raised her head and smiled awkwardly, "I just dreamed that I was eating barbecue, and then Oppa came to snatch my meat..."
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard this. This woman is indeed a foodie.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "That's just right, let's get up and drink some fish soup!"
The cake maker got up and ran to the river to wash her face. Yahuazi and the others also came back, and Sister Tietie took a wooden spoon to scoop out fish soup for everyone.
After the cake maker washed her face, she quietly waved to Wu Hu outside the shelter.
Wu Hu walked out with a puzzled look. The cake maker reached out and closed the microphone on Wu Hu's chest, and then said softly: "Oppa, can you accompany me to the bathroom? It's too dark here, I'm a little scared.
…”
Wu Hu didn't know whether she was really scared or fake, but since someone had already made this request, he naturally couldn't refuse. So he turned off the small camera on his forehead and walked towards the toilet with the cake maker.
Walk in the direction.
In the shelter, Mina glanced at them and said casually, "What are they going to do?"
Zhan Langjing laughed and said, "What else could this be for? Go to the bathroom!"
Lao Hu laughed and said, "Let's not talk about that while eating!"
Yahuazi quietly curled her lips, wanting to say, 'That woman is so pretentious,' but in the end she pretended to be nonchalant, held a coconut shell bowl, and drank the fish soup.
Milk Cha Lun looked at sister Mina and said with a smile: "I hope Fat Tiger's guess is correct. The program team will have follow-up tasks! Otherwise, the investment is not small."
Lao Hu laughed and said, "Tell me, if Miss Zhenying goes back and watches the show again and finds out that Fat Tiger treats her so well because he wants to curry favor with her, will she be angry?"
When the three girls heard this, they couldn't help but pause. Sister Mina was inexperienced, so she burst out laughing, and then hung her head in embarrassment.
When the three men saw this, they couldn't help but smile like they were watching a good show. They were basically sure that Sister Meina was interested in Fat Hu.
Yahuazi blinked and said: "It seems that Fat Tiger's reputation as a 'liar' cannot be removed. He said that the last time he fell in love, it was because he cheated on his girlfriend!"
Everyone looked up at each other and laughed.
Lao Hu said with a smile: "How about we scare Fat Tiger before he comes back?"
Looking at Lao Hu's smile, everyone knew that this unscrupulous guy was ready to harm people again.
Zhan Langjing asked with great interest: "How to scare me?"
Yahuazi was also a little excited, looking at Lao Hu with burning eyes, as if hoping that Lao Hu could provide a more reliable prank plan.
Seeing this, Sister Tietie felt a little sorry and whispered: "Isn't this bad?"
It's a pity that no one heard her objection, maybe they pretended not to hear it.
Lao Hu coughed slightly and said: "When he comes back later, we will tell him that the program team informed us that there will be no follow-up tasks for this event. Let's see how he looks."
Zhan Langjing laughed, "I guess Fat Tiger will have to scold Director Zhao again when he hears this."
In the live broadcast room, when thousands of netizens heard this, they all smiled and "sympathized" with Director Zhao.
Fortunately, at this time, Director Zhao has already gone to rest. Otherwise, he might have scolded me. You just said that you cheated Fat Tiger. Can you not involve him in it?
Yahuazi seemed to be very keen on seeing Wu Hu holding back his food, nodding his head, looking a little excited, as if the invisible little devil behind him was holding his horns and waving his claws.
Sister Mina opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.
Sister Iron Hammer said: "Is this really good? If there really was a mission originally, and the program team really canceled the follow-up mission after hearing this, then..."
Lao Hu shook his head and said: "The program team can't be so stupid!"
Milk Tea Lun coughed slightly and said: "The problem is, if Fat Tiger hears this and loses his enthusiasm to please the young lady, and turns around to make others unhappy, and the program team really has follow-up tasks, then our previous efforts will not be the same.
Will it be a failure?"
What Milk Cha Lun said made sense, and everyone couldn't help but nod in agreement.
The little devil behind Yahuazi also seemed to become frustrated and put away his little excitement.
Lao Hu coughed slightly and said: "Judging from the impression that Fat Tiger gave me, Fat Tiger shouldn't be this kind of person. He just has a bad mouth. Do you want to make a bet with me?"
As Lao Hu spoke, he glanced at Zhan Langjing, with an intriguing meaning in his eyes. Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment, and gradually understood.
He felt that what Lao Hu conveyed to him was that he could use this to test Fat Hu's character and whether he was really the kind of person who turned against him and was ruthless.
Wu Hu loves to brag, has a bad mouth, and sometimes seems to have no emotional intelligence. If he really falls out with that bangbang girl this time, it will not be a bad mouth, but that he really has no emotional intelligence.
Finally, everyone was finally convinced by Lao Hu.
At this time, Wu Hu never thought that the unscrupulous old man would think of ways to punish him.
He was squatting not far from the toilet, holding his chin and looking up at the starry sky. There seemed to be no stars tonight, and even the moon seemed to be hiding in a nook. The sound of gurgling water and the grass on the riverside could be heard in his ears.
The sound of insects inside was very quiet.
The voice of the cake maker came from the toilet not far away, "Oppa, are you there?"
"Here I am! I'm not leaving, don't worry!"
After a while, a rustling sound was heard, and Wu Hu stood up, just in time to see the cake maker coming out of the toilet and running towards him.
"Don't run, be careful of falling!"
Just as he was saying this, the woman kicked a stone, staggered, and fell to the ground. Fortunately, Wu Hu looked at her, and before she fell to the ground, he stepped forward and grabbed her in his hand.