Chapter 140 Look at the fat tiger, I really cried for you
About half an hour later, the swarms in the sky gradually disappeared, and Wu Hu finally breathed a sigh of relief.
To be on the safe side, Wu Hu waited for a while, and finally saw Zhan Langjing walking up the stream. Seeing Zhan Langjing appear, Wu Hu was immediately speechless.
"Brother Jing, you are really not afraid of death! You dare to run up here without any preparation."
Seeing Wu Hu sitting safely beside the smoke pile, Zhan Langjing also laughed, "I'm scared too! But you haven't been back for so long, and Sissi and the others are all anxious and angry. In terms of time, you
After running all the way down, we must have arrived at the shelter long ago!"
Wu Hu shook his head and sighed: "I think so too! But isn't it because I'm afraid of attracting the swarm to the shelter? Forget it, you came just in time, help me pull out the stinger from the swelling.
Find some moss or purslane, dandelion or the like and apply it on me. My hands are a little hard to use. I tried it just now and couldn't pull it out at all. It's still on my body."
As he said that, Wu Hu took off his shirt. Sure enough, there were three spots on his chest and four spots on his back and shoulders. The first three spots and the nine spots on his hands, together with the nine spots on his hands, made a total of fifteen spots.
Looking at Wu Hu's hands that were full of swelling and fat, Zhan Langjing's lips twitched slightly, and then gave him a thumbs up, "You are awesome! It hurts!"
"The pain is okay, but it's itchy. I want to scratch it, but I'm afraid of scratching my skin. It's too unbearable." Wu Hu said, and then stretched his hands into the cool stream to 'ice' them. "Please help me first."
Please remove the stings from those swellings on your back!"
Zhan Langjing stepped forward and carefully helped him remove the thorn, "If Sissi and the others saw you injured like this, they would probably cry to you..."
"No way! Although they are all very good actors, they can't be so emotional!" Wu Hu shook his head, feeling that what Zhan Langjing said was a bit exaggerated.
Zhan Langjing chuckled, "You haven't seen them in such a hurry before. If they hadn't asked me to come and take a look, I wouldn't have dared to take the risk. In fact, if there was any danger, the program team would definitely notify us to find a solution.
Rescuers, but they don’t believe it.”
"Poor Director Zhao, everyone distrusts him again." Wu Hu sighed and shook his head.
In the director's room, many staff members heard Wu Hu's words and looked at Director Zhao while holding back their laughter. But Director Zhao didn't mind at all and even said, "If I could give the audience something like this every day,
It’s an exciting scene, so why not get a few words from everyone?”
Zhan Langjing couldn't help laughing when he heard that Wu Hu was arranging Director Zhao again, "Let's spare Director Zhao a few words! Be careful if Director Zhao gets angry, he will put on some shoes for our second team..."
Hearing this, Wu Hu spoke righteously for a while, shook his head and said: "That can't be done! Director Zhao is already in his forties. You have a lot of adults, so why would you care about my child who weighs more than two hundred pounds?"
Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then laughed and cursed, "Hey! I'm pulling out the stinger for you! Don't tell jokes! It will affect my work."
In the live broadcast room, many viewers thought Wu Hu was talking about a "fat man weighing more than 200 pounds" at first. But when he thought about it carefully, he said, damn, this is so shameless! A child weighing more than 200 pounds is not what he said.
He had to say it. Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Then many viewers directly joked, "Who the hell isn't a child yet? I'm still a child weighing less than 300 pounds!"
"That's right! I'm just a child who's over 10,000 days old!"
"That's right, I haven't even reached 10,000 days yet!"
"My child who is more than 20,000 days old didn't say anything!"
"Grandpa upstairs, please respect yourself!"
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After much effort, Zhan Langjing was sweating and pulled out the poisonous thorns from the fifteen swellings on Wu Hu's body and hands. Then he ran to find a dandelion and washed it in the stream.
, then he crushed it with stones and applied it to Wu Hu’s wounds.
After everything was done and he breathed a sigh of relief, Zhan Langjing looked up at a few persistent bees in the sky and asked: "How long do we have to wait? It should be almost done!"
"It's almost done, but we still need to wait a little longer. I just applied the medicine!" Wu Hu glanced at the dandelion residue on his hand and said, "Brother Jing, go back first and tell everyone that I'm fine.
Don’t worry, everyone. By the way, just take the shovel back. Don’t move the hive yet, I’m worried that those persistent little guys will attract a large swarm..."
The sense of smell of bees is extremely sensitive. It is said that they can smell the fragrance of flowers four or five kilometers away. If it were not covered by the smoke, Wuyang would have come to a large area.
The few scattered bees didn't want to leave, probably because they smelled the honey smell wafting out from the smoke. It was the irritation of the smoke that made them afraid to come near.
Zhan Langjing glanced at the sky again, nodded and stood up, "Okay, I'll go back first."
With that said, he picked up the shovel on the ground and prepared to leave.
Wu Hu said again: "By the way, Brother Jing, when you go back, you can make a pile of smoke. The smell of fireworks can effectively confuse the bees' sense of smell, so that I don't take the hive back and attract the bees back. That would be terrible."
It’s really fun.”
Fun? That would cost you your life!
Zhan Langjing laughed, waved his hand, and jumped away in the stream with his shovel.
Wu Hu waited by the cigarette pile for almost ten minutes. After finally seeing no bees, he stood up, soaked his T-shirt, squeezed the water onto the cigarette pile and put out the fire.
After extinguishing the smoke pile, Wu Hu picked up the bucket containing the honeycomb and ran away again.
This time, no bees followed him.
When he ran to the last smoke pile, no bees appeared. However, the smoke pile was almost burned, so Wu Hu put it out with a few handfuls of water.
Wu Hu took a breath and said, "Okay, those bees probably won't come again. This exciting and thrilling show is over, and everyone can go home for dinner."
After making a joke, Wu Hu continued to run away with the bucket. The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but complain about Wu Hu, and the director's room did not switch the screen.
In comparison, there are no special shots in the other groups. It is better to just watch Wu Hu's follow-up, see how he refines the honey, and see if the bees will pursue him again.
However, everyone also knows that the possibility of bees reappearing is not too high. Although bees have a very sensitive sense of smell, they can also smell smoke from fireworks.
If they were so bold, they would not have been dispersed by the smoke before, but would have directly faced the smoke and shot Wu Hu, the 'honey thief'.
When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, he saw a thick smoke pile rising outside the shelter. Several girls were holding wet dead leaves in their arms and adding fuel to the fire.
Seeing Wu Hu coming back, several girls cheered.
"Fat Tiger (Brother Tiger, Oppa), are you okay?"
After asking, they looked towards the bucket, and then saw Wu Hu's big swollen pig's hooves carrying the bucket, which looked a bit scary.
Having said that, Wu Hu still looked like a returning king at this moment. Fortunately, he was holding a honeycomb instead of shit.
Wu Hu laughed, pretending to be relaxed and said: "What can happen to me? Those bees all took a detour when they saw me. Do you think it was a lie that I scared the village bully geese and took a detour?" If it weren't for that pair.
If the pig's trotters are too conspicuous, they may believe it.
Lao Hu stepped forward, carried the bucket over, and placed it next to the cigarette pile to prevent the smell of honey from dissipating and attracting bees chasing him. He said to Mina: "Nana, use the dandelion juice we prepared earlier.
Let me help you Hu Ge wipe the wound..."
When sister Mina heard this, she said oh-oh twice, turned around and brought back a coconut shell bowl.
Then Yahuazi glanced at Lao Hu, who looked a little confused.
Wu Hu raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a shower first. I'm still covered in the cigarette ashes I prepared earlier!" As he said this, he took off the T-shirt that was wrapped around his head.
At this time, everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw his dark face.
When Wu Hu saw this, he rolled his eyes. That look was even more ridiculous and funnier.
Moreover, Yahuazi smiled the most and could not even straighten her waist.
Seeing this, Wu Dian was heartbroken and asked, "Do you still have any sympathy? Before, Brother Jing said that you were worried about me, and he was almost crying. Although I didn't believe it, I was quite moved after hearing it. Now it seems that I have to
It's a shame I don't believe you! They are all so heartless."
Then Yahuazi raised her head, tears streaming down her face, "Look, Fat Tiger, I really shed tears for you, you have to believe me!"
When Wu Hu saw this, he widened his eyes and said, "Qianxi, you are so outrageous that you actually burst into tears when you laughed. Is it really that funny? Didn't I just look a little darker?"
Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "It's not the problem of your dark face, but the problem of your white teeth and the way you roll your eyes. Just imagine what it looks like for Africans to roll their eyes!"
Zhan Langjing coughed lightly and said, "Stop making trouble, go wash yourself and apply medicine."
A few minutes later, Wu Hu came back with his upper body naked. His face was fine, but he had three swollen bumps on his chest that were particularly conspicuous, as well as his hands that were swollen like pig's hooves.
Seeing his appearance, several girls also stopped smiling.
Yahuazi looked apologetic and naturally took the coconut shell from Mina's hand and said, "To express my apology, let me apply medicine for you! I really didn't mean to laugh."
Mina, who had been robbed of her job of applying the medicine, blinked her big eyes and looked a little innocent, but she couldn't say anything more. She could only look at it with worry on her face and asked Wu Hu if it would hurt.
The cake maker also came over, looked at the swelling on Wu Hu's body, gave him a thumbs up, and said in pickle-flavored English: "Oppa, you are the bravest tough guy I have ever seen!"
If there weren't other people present, Wu Hu would probably have said, 'I have something even harder! Do you want to try it?'
It's a pity that such an ecstatic answer cannot be uttered at this time.
Wu Hu coughed lightly, shook his head and said, "Stop praising me. I'm very itchy and want to scratch them, but I'm afraid of scratching the skin. If the skin ulcers later, it will be very troublesome." After a pause, he said again.
: "But fortunately, I already had an experience last time, so I can survive."
At this time, Tietie asked: "Brother Hu, how do we extract this honey?"