Wu Hu looked like he had a headache and shook his head, "You two have completely different styles and temperaments. If you are a delicate red rose, then she is a pure white snow lotus. Do you know the flower snow lotus?"
They grow in the ice and snow, on the top of the high snow-capped mountains. When they bloom, they look extremely holy, just like the white snow, spotless and unlike flowers on earth..."
"Wow! Is this how you evaluate her? She looks so tall!"
The exaggerated tone and expression unique to Kimchi Country came again, but looking at her expression, she didn't seem to be unhappy or apathetic.
Sure enough, she said again, "But I'm glad you compared me to a rose."
Roses represent love, don't they?
And the snow lotus represents aloofness and holiness, and does not eat the fireworks of the world.
The cake maker thought very cleverly.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing.
"If Fat Tiger had described Yahuazi like this before, I would have believed it. But now, how can Yahuazi still have the slightest bit of snow lotus temperament in his middle-class behavior after letting himself go?"
"Hahaha... That's right! How can Yahuazi still have any fairy spirit now?"
"But Sissi is so cute now and I really want to take her away. What should I do?"
"Go to sleep, you will have everything in your dreams!"
"I also think Fat Tiger is just bragging about his teammates in front of foreign friends. You can tell by the way he usually dislikes Yahuako. This is definitely a lie."
"It's so fascinating, the fairy sister isn't ugly either! Why does Fat Tiger dislike her?"
"It's better to reject her. In this way, the fairy sister is still mine."
"Are you thinking about shit upstairs? The fairy sister is mine!"
"I also feel a little confused. Fat Tiger is so blessed that he doesn't know how to be blessed! If it were me, I would pinch their feet every day..."
"I actually want to lick it upstairs!"
"Damn! You're doing something heavy again. You LSPs, can you please stop?"
"That's right! That footpot chicken netizen, please restrain yourself!"
…
Fortunately, the cake maker didn't continue to ask whether Wu Hu liked roses or snow lotus?
Otherwise, Wu Hu could only tell her, 'I am still a child weighing 200 pounds, why should I choose? I must want them all!'
Not long after, the two arrived at the coast. There was a speedboat parked on the shore. In addition to Xiao Zheng who was driving the speedboat, there was another guest sitting on it.
When Wu Hu hugged the cake maker tightly, said goodbye to her, and sent her to the speedboat, he saw the face of the guest.
Ouch! It turns out to be the ‘Miss Ouch’ Li Ji-eun!
Naturally, Wu Hu was familiar with this Kimchi Country actress. He had even seen her in "Hotel So-and-so". It was a ghost drama, and he felt quite good when he first watched it.
Well, if you have a chance in the future, you can plagiarize it.
Both Tietie and Mina are capable of this kind of heroine drama, let alone Yahuako. However, it is still unknown whether Yahuako will be able to watch TV series!
In Fairy Ma's plan for her, her goal has always been Hollywood.
It’s strange to say that many people can recognize the faces of Hollywood filmmakers, but why can’t Fairy Mom clearly see them? Do you really think those people would identify with an Asian face?
Wu Hu couldn't figure it out, so he could only marry his husband because of their generation's obsession with being recognized by the West. Or maybe the fairy mother wanted her daughter to wear an international skin to increase Yahuazi's worth. Of course, this
It is indeed somewhat effective. The only unfriendly result is that Yahuazi’s domestic film resources are becoming less and less.
The big productions didn't look for her, and the fairy mother of the small productions didn't like her. She was neither good nor bad, because Yahuazi's blood was thick enough, otherwise I don't know what the lake would be like.
Wu Hu nodded to the ouch lady to express respect, and then waved goodbye to the cake maker. Xiao Zheng drove the speedboat and quickly turned around and left.
Looking at the speedboat going away in the sea breeze, Wu Hu took a long breath. The past two days of 'bumping' between him and the cake maker were completely beyond his expectation.
The physical desire that was originally suppressed by this terrible desert island life is now aroused by this pure and lustful cake-making girl. What a terrible collision!
Shaking his head, Wu Hu turned and left. Halfway there, he felt that the wind direction had changed and was getting stronger. He understood that the celestial phenomena had begun to change.
So, he turned around and walked back to the coast, enduring the discomfort in his hands, and picked up the four fish traps tied to the reef.
There were several small seafood in the four small fish cages, two small fish less than the size of a palm, three small shrimps, and one crab... After they were all poured into a fish basket, Wu Hu put these small fish cages on the shore.
in the woods, and then headed back home.
But as soon as he returned to the shelter, Lao Hu, together with Zhan Langjing and Milk Cha Lun, surrounded him with eager eyes, as if they wanted to hold a three-chamber trial.
"What are you doing?" Wu Hu was speechless, "Hurry up and move the firewood outside into the shelter. The sky is getting darker and darker, the wind is getting stronger, and it might rain in the evening."
"Really or not?" Lao Hu asked, but he still went to move the firewood obediently. He couldn't expect a fat tiger with swollen hands like pig's hooves to move it.
Because of this, the momentum that the three of them had united before was instantly gone.
Seeing this situation, Yahuazi curled her lips secretly and cursed, 'It's all unreliable!'
While she was cursing, she looked towards sister Mina. Sister Mina was sitting in front of the stove, staring blankly at the flames in the earthen stove. She didn't know what she was thinking.
Wu Hu didn't notice them either. After putting down the fish basket, he walked towards the blast furnace and stretched out his hand to test the temperature of the furnace wall. At this time, the chimney of the blast furnace had been covered with a stone, and the ignition port underneath had also been covered.
Blocked with stones and wet mud, the temperature inside the furnace should still be quite high. There is no way to take out the pottery inside today.
Yahuazi came over and asked Wu Hu in a low voice, "Pang Hu, what's going on between you and Miss Zhenying? Nana looked very sad when she saw you two leaving together just now."
Hearing this, Wu Hu was a little stunned. He didn't seem to expect that Yahuazi would still care about this matter... That's not right. Yahuazi is a very curious girl. It's normal to be curious about this kind of thing. The only thing that's not normal is
Yes, they are now trying to survive on a deserted island!
But he couldn't ask this, lest he be forced to form a couple with Mina.
Of course, Mina is naturally very good. Although in another world, this girl is always enthusiastic about giving away the melons she grows, but that is her in another world after all.
In this world, Mina is still a little girl and has not yet begun to transform into a melon farmer.
However, Wu Hu was still thinking about going to Kimchi Country one day in the future, eating Malatang with the cake maker, going into the woods, and discussing some big business involving hundreds of millions!
If I tie up sister Mina now and fall in love on the show, will I still be able to eat spicy hotpot in the future? Will I still be able to get into the woods? Will I still be able to talk about big business?
After sizing up the situation, Wu Hu shook his head and said: "What's the matter? Isn't it just because I taught her to swim and saved her once? Isn't it normal for her to be closer to me? Brother Jing and Sister Cai saved me in the first place
, I also feel very friendly in front of them!"
Yahuazi looked at him with a sullen face, "Fat Hu, do you think I'm easy to fool?"
"That can't be... no, when have I ever deceived you? Don't accuse people of their innocence out of thin air. I am an honest person, and Lao Hu is an expert at deceiving people."
Lao Hu, who had pointed ears, smiled and said while carrying firewood: "Pang Hu, if you praise me like this, my brother won't help you. Don't be surprised if you don't say one, two, three, four, five today."
If your brothers don’t help you, you have to figure it out yourself.”
Milk Cha Lun held a few pieces of firewood and said with a smile: "Lao Hu, are you complimenting me?"
Lao Hu smiled shamelessly: "It's okay, I'll just take it as a compliment!"
Zhan Langjing laughed and said, "Shameless!"
Yahuazi put away her sullen face and asked with a smile: "You really haven't fallen in love at first sight? I think Miss Zhenying is quite good! She has a great figure, a cheerful and generous personality, and is also very talented. She is a scholar
Where is Ba! The genes of the offspring should be good..."
Wu Hu burst into laughter and gave Yahuazi a thumbs up, "Qianqian, you are amazing! I have already thought of future generations..."
Yahuazi laughed, "I usually use the Internet, right! On the Internet, you can often see some boys talking about meeting a beautiful girl. At that moment, he even mentioned the child's name and where he went to kindergarten.
It’s all been thought of.”
In the live broadcast room, netizens were overjoyed when they heard Yahuazi's words and spoke one after another.
"Not only have I thought about these things, I have even thought about where to choose the cemetery!"
"I have even thought about my grandson's name since I met the fairy sister."
"Dasi duck thunder!"
"The handsome guy upstairs, please speak Mandarin, thank you!"
…
In the end, Yahuazi was unable to ask anything from Wu Hu.
Wu Hu came to the simple kitchen. What was boiling in the pot at this time was the crushed honeycomb that had been steamed before. Although there was not much honey in it, he could still smell a sweet smell from the water vapor.
It is the taste of happiness.
Wu Hu took a deep breath and said, "With this feeling and this scene, I can't help but want to compose a poem."
Tie Tie looked at him suspiciously, "You can also write poems? Come on, let's try reciting one."
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "It's easy, let me do it easily."
"The water in the pot
Gudong Gudong
rolling
A hint of sweetness
I can't help but burst into tears
ah!
That's happiness bubbling..."
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.
In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens couldn't help but laugh and complain.
"Ouch! So wet! So wet!"
"Oh my god, happiness is bubbling up...you know Fat Tiger is not a serious person!"
"Hahaha... Who the hell is banning people from writing poetry?"
"Damn! Can this be called poetry? It's simply a shame for poetry!"
"It's okay! At least the metaphor is quite vivid! A dog's head saves his life..."
"I'm sorry! The long sword has been unsheathed, brother, I can't hold it back!"
"Bury friendly troops with dignity!"
…
Yahuazi couldn't help but laugh and said: "Fat Tiger, please stop ruining the poems, okay?"
Wu Hu laughed and said to himself: What a fuss! When you see those shitty poems in the future, you will understand how innocent my poems are.
Although the impact of that incident was somewhat unfavorable, thinking about it in reverse, it was not completely without benefits. At least, it significantly improved the confidence of netizens across the country in literature and poetry. It single-handedly
It has redefined the threshold of poetry, started a nationwide creative craze, and created an unprecedented surge in enthusiasm, which is of extraordinary significance...
Ugh! I can’t blow anymore, forget it!
At this time, Mina said weakly: "I think it's pretty good! Although it's simple and straightforward, isn't the metaphor quite vivid?"
Tietie nodded and said: "It's not bad! It should be at the third grade level of elementary school!"
Wu Hu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, stretched out his pig's trotter, put it on Sister Mina's head and rubbed it, "Sister Mina still has good vision, does your stomach still hurt?"
This sudden concern warmed sister Mina's heart and instantly brought her back to life. Her face turned red and she shook her head, "It doesn't hurt anymore."
"That's good!" Wu Hu nodded and said to Tie Tie: "Tie Tie, when you make the fish soup later, add some safflower sorrel to it. Everyone should drink more honey water in the evening. We have no shortage now.
There’s no need to be too frugal about that thing, I’ll have my second physical examination next week.”
Upon hearing about the second physical examination, Tietie pursed his lower lip and nodded his head sharply.