Chapter 161 Old Hu is a real loser! Fat Tiger is a real dog!
Originally, Zhan Langjing said he would stay and fight against the wood with Wu Hu, but seeing the thin bodies of the three girls and Milk Tea Lun's thin shoulders, Zhan Langjing had no choice but to abandon Wu Hu and tell Lao Hu
After that, he led everyone into the mountain.
Both Milkcha Lun and Yahuazi are at risk of back injuries. Now that everyone is weak, Zhan Langjing is also worried that letting Milkcha Lun carry the rattan basket will cause the back injury to recur over time.
So I had to let Fat Tiger suffer a little more.
Wu Hu came back from a move, sweating and panting, so he poured a bowl of coconut juice to quench his thirst. Lao Hu, who was playing the guitar boredly, told him about this matter.
After hearing this, Wu Hu waved his hand and said: "It's okay, Brother Jing's decision is right. Although the rattan basket is not very heavy, carrying it on your back for a long time is still a strenuous task. If you are not injured, I can let you
Come on, but aren’t you injured?”
Lao Hu laughed and said, "You say that, and I feel even more ashamed!"
"People who feel ashamed will never speak out. I feel relieved if you do this."
"Damn! It sounds like I'm heartless."
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Take good care of your injuries! Just sing for the audience if you have nothing to do. Otherwise, if you don't think about it, how could your injuries heal so quickly?"
In the live broadcast room, netizens praised Wu Hu one after another, "Thank you Fat Hu!"
"Fat Tiger 666!"
"Call Fat Tiger..."
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For more than an hour, Wu Hu moved five or six times in a row. Wu Hu was sweating profusely. He sat there panting like an old dog, his face flushed, and the fat on his body became much tighter.
Seeing Wu Hu's naked upper body and sweating all over, Old Hu said: "Fat Hu, take a rest! Don't tire yourself out, I will feel even more guilty then."
Wu Hu nodded and gasped: "I have gained a lot of weight in the past two years, and my physical strength has declined severely. If I were only eighteen years old..."
Lao Hu smiled and watched him bragging. Sure enough, Wu Hu's catchphrase of "I'm not bragging to you" came soon.
"I'm not bragging to you. I think back then, when my uncle's family was building a house, I went to help. I carried two bags of cement on my shoulders and walked up to the fifth floor in one breath. My waist and legs didn't hurt..."
This is not beyond the scope of normal human beings, and Lao Hu doesn’t know whether he blew it or not.
but……
"Why does this sound a bit like an advertisement?"
After hearing this, most netizens initially suspected that what Fat Tiger was saying might be true. But after hearing what Lao Hu said, everyone came to their senses. It was not that advertisement!
"I'm just making it easier for you to understand. By the way, I want to tell you that the person I am now is not the person I was at my peak. Forget it, I won't do it today. Save some energy and do it tomorrow! Otherwise, you won't have enough energy to dive in the sea at night." Wu Hu
He used a small rattan mat as a fan and started fanning himself.
Although his strength is great, his endurance is weak. Although it has improved now, it is obviously still lacking. He will easily collapse if he does heavy work for a long time.
Now that his labor force has been reduced by one, he needs to be more cautious.
After resting for a while, Wu Hu replenished his water and strength, stood up and said, "I'm going to take care of the pheasant, make a pot of chicken soup, and replenish it for everyone tonight!"
Wu Hu happily got up to boil water and prepared to process the pheasant. Unfortunately, the feathers of this pheasant were not as beautiful as the one Yahuazi hunted last time.
As for those wild eggs, he was also going to try cracking one open. If there was no problem with the eggs, he could have fried wild eggs and scrambled eggs with mushrooms at night.
When Wu Hu ran to make a fire to heat the water, Lao Hu untied the bandage on his foot and looked at a few blue spots on the side of the sole. He felt that the color seemed a little lighter than before.
Seeing the result, Lao Hu was very satisfied. He took the small pottery dish aside, poured the remaining vinegar on the medicine dregs, applied the medicine dregs to the wound, and bandaged it again.
Wu Hu, on the other hand, took a wild egg, lightly knocked it on the rim of the pottery bowl, and then broke the egg open as usual. In the end, he only broke open a little of the eggshell, revealing that it had been formed but not yet.
A gray-brown life that has reached birth conditions.
"Damn! It's really a sin this time!"
Wu Hu cursed and quickly put the wild eggs down.
Fortunately, these are not rotten eggs, and they don't have that kind of stench.
Judging from this situation, this little guy will definitely not survive. After all, his shell was broken by him before he was born. What else can he do except wait for death?
In the live broadcast room, netizens who saw this flashing scene were also complaining, and some even accused Wu Hu of being cruel for killing such a young creature.
When Lao Hu heard what Wu Hu said, he couldn't help but raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
Wu Hu sighed: "You can't eat those wild eggs unless they are made into raw eggs..."
Before Lao Hu said anything, netizens in the live broadcast room were already scolding him.
"Damn! Fat Tiger is too cruel. It could be said that the one he shot before was unintentional, but now he actually says he wants to make it into a hairy egg. This is obviously a deliberate killing!"
"He actually said such cruel things so calmly, and still wanted to make them into food? Are they still human beings?"
"It's so disgusting, unblock it..."
"Fat Tiger is simply heartless. Pity those tender little pheasant cubs. They have already become Fat Tiger's meal before they come to this world."
"What's so cruel? Hairy eggs are a kind of delicacy, right?"
"That's right, we still have a mental tendency to kill people. In our eyes, chickens are just food for us to eat. This is all on the line, so we must be sick!"
"Gourmet food? Are you serious? Everything in the dark cooking world is notorious, but you actually call it food?"
Thousands of netizens suddenly became excited, some were scolding, but others thought it was understandable.
Although this is a celebrity survival show, it’s also a competition!
However, Lao Hu is a normal person, so he cannot accept Mao Dan at all.
"Fat Tiger, are you kidding! You want to make those into raw eggs? Do you think we dare to eat those things?" Old Hu complained, and finally said: "You might as well think of a way to let them continue to hatch, and then
You can eat them after they grow up."
After hearing this, most netizens couldn't help but laugh and said: "Old Hu is so ruthless!"
"What a ruthless piece of shit! If you don't use chickens to eat after they are raised, what are they used for?"
"Let them lay eggs and eat them! The cycle can be endless."
"Damn! You are the one who leads the capitalists, but you still think about their children and grandchildren."
"But I have to say that Lao Hu's method is easier for people to accept. I can't accept turning eggs that are about to be born into rough eggs."
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After hearing what Lao Hu said, Wu Hu turned his attention to the lying red-footed bird.
Lao Hu followed his gaze and looked at '200,000', "You don't want 200,000 to help us continue to hatch chickens, do you?"
Wu Hu scratched his head, shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem possible. When these birds incubate eggs, they step on the eggs with their flippers and wrap them up, not with their bodies."
"Use flippers? It's not afraid of crushing the eggs?" Lao Hu said in disbelief.
Wu Hu shook his head, "They just have this ability! Who knows what they are thinking."
"Two hundred thousand dollars can't help, so what other options are there? How about putting them next to the bonfire to keep warm?" Old Hu said, and couldn't help laughing, "But if you don't control the distance well, roast them directly.
That would be a sin."
When Wu Hu heard this, he couldn't help but look at Lao Hu and said with a smile: "Old Hu, it's best for you to lie in bed and have a good rest these days, so you see, why don't you put these wild eggs in your arms..."
"Stop it! Don't even think about it. It's a sin to even think about it!"
Lao Hu directly interrupted Wu Hu's unreliable suggestion. Moreover, he did not want to be nicknamed "Mama Hu" multiple times in the future, not to mention that the child was still a group of pheasants.
This is so fucked up!
Wu Hu shrugged and spread his hands, "But we don't have a thermometer, so how can we measure what kind of temperature is more suitable for pheasant hatching?"
"Let's give it 200,000 yuan to give it a try!" Lao Hu directly sold the red-footed bird.
Wu Hu glanced at the dumbfounded 200,000, shook his head and said: "Do you think that guy's throat pouch is big? I'm afraid that guy will swallow these wild eggs one by one. Even if he doesn't swallow them, he will.
If that sharp beak touches a wild egg, it will peck it lightly..."
After looking at 200,000, Old Hu had to admit that Wu Hu's concerns were not unreasonable. After all, 200,000 and those pheasants were not of the same race.
But when he thought that he, as a human being, had to hatch chickens, Lao Hu decisively refused.
"Let 200,000 people try it first! If it doesn't want to, then let's talk about it later," Lao Hu suggested. For this reason, he also specially turned off the microphone and gave Wu Hu a trick.
Wu Hu also turned off the microphone and said: "You are 'killing the chicken to scare the bird'! Is this really okay?"
Wu Hu looked suspicious and then took down the camera. Lao Hu also turned the camera aside silently and smiled.
After that, under the serious protest of 200,000 people, he took it out of the nest and put wild eggs into its nest one by one.
Then, he put the dead pheasant in the nest, posed it so that it looked like a live chicken, and reached out to stroke the pheasant's back.
Finally, Wu Hu took out a pheasant egg from the belly of the pheasant, and in front of "200,000", he held the chicken head and pecked the egg.
After pecking twice, Wu Hu grabbed the pheasant's neck and twisted it. The pheasant's head clacked and hung there, making the 'two hundred thousand' tremble.
Fortunately, this scene did not appear in the live broadcast room, otherwise Wu Hu would have been scolded for being ruthless, and it might even have some bad influence on him.
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In the live broadcast room, the picture froze, the sound disappeared, and netizens became uneasy.
"No, what are Lao Hu and Fat Tiger doing?"
"Yes! It's broad daylight and everything is clear. It's not even night yet!"
"I suspect someone is driving, but there is no proof!"
"Haha...that's enough for you!"
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"Lao Hu, you unscrupulous guy, how could you come up with such a damaging trick? See how frightened you are with two hundred thousand dollars?"
When Lao Hu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and scolding, "You are the one who executes it!"
Wu Hu didn't know if the look in his eyes from '200,000' was fear. In short, when he took '200,000' back to the nest again and let him lie down on the wild eggs, '200,000'
The body is trembling and the behavior is extremely resistant and unwilling.
'Two hundred thousand' wanted to crawl out of the nest, but when Wu Hu stretched out his hand and gently stroked its neck, 'Two Hundred Wan' had no choice but to lower its head silently.
That is to say, no one else saw this scene, otherwise these two unscrupulous guys would definitely be vilified.