Chapter 162 Qian Qian: It's me, it's me, come and praise me
After the water boiled, Wu Hu took the pheasant to the river in front of 200,000 people, scalded it with boiling water, cleaned it, and then brought it back and waved it in front of 200,000 people.
Seeing 200,000 with his head drooped, looking hopeless, Lao Hu, who was lying on the bed, smiled and said: "Fat Tiger, stop scaring it, I think it is going to be depressed!"
Wu Hu smiled and said: "You are a bad person who complained first. It was you who came up with the idea, and now you want to be a good person. If I don't put wild eggs in your arms, you will be fine these days anyway."
"You win!" Lao Hu said decisively and from the heart, "Speaking of which, if a group of little pheasants are really hatched, won't our food burden increase again? Do you think the program team is snickering?
Are you laughing at how stupid we both are?"
Wu Hu, who was chopping the pheasant into pieces and preparing to blanch it in a pot, was stunned for a moment. He looked serious and nodded, "It's probably possible. I don't know about other people, but Director Zhao definitely doesn't want to see it."
We are living so well, but his heart is dark."
Lao Hu burst out laughing when he heard this, "Fat Tiger, is it really okay for you to say bad things about Director Zhao to his face like this?"
Fat Tiger chuckled and said, "It's okay! I'm still a kid weighing two hundred pounds, so Director Zhao won't mind. Even if he really does mind, he's still a respectable big shot, and he wants to show his face. He won't retaliate against me at will.
Netizens are all watching!”
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens were happy when they heard this.
"I discovered that since Fat Tiger failed to hunt snakes last time and was driven away by Director Zhao, he has started to slander Director Zhao and will say bad things about Director Zhao from time to time..."
"Don't tell me, it's true! Fat Tiger's desire for revenge is so serious! He is worthy of being a Scorpio!"
"Scorpio is evil, Fat Tiger is petty, okay! Haha..."
"From the last time he was stung by a bee, he turned around and picked up the nest of bees. It can be seen that Fat Tiger is a guy who is determined to retaliate."
"Ha, do you still remember? Fat Tiger said: It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in the tenth life!"
"Haha... Others are 'never too late in ten years', but he is 'never too late in ten lifetimes'. This shows how vengeful he is."
"By the way, wasn't Director Zhao helping him by driving him away last time? Is this considered ungrateful?"
"Finally, someone understands. Everyone thinks Fat Tiger is a good person! Ha! He is just a bastard who doesn't know good from evil and has zero emotional intelligence..."
"Tsk, tsk, it can still be so dark? Why does it feel so sour?"
"Who didn't tie the rope properly and let something like this leak out?"
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At this time, in the director room, the staff who were watching the live broadcast couldn't help but secretly look at their chief director, Lao Zhao, to see what Lao Zhao's reaction would be.
Director Zhao also couldn't laugh or cry, but he was not angry because of it. After all, Fat Tiger was obviously joking, and the exaggeration was very high. Unless he was stupid, he would not take it seriously.
But he also felt that Fat Hu must be a little resentful towards him.
After all, they had just been morally kidnapped and asked to raise red-footed boobies, which somewhat suppressed the second group. So, what's the point of being scolded?
Director Zhao smiled and lit a cigarette, hummed a song, turned around and walked out of the studio, with a leisurely and contented look, as if he took Wu Hu's disgrace as a compliment to him.
Director Zhao is awesome!
The employees could only think this way. Who knows if he was scolding MMP in his heart!
Blanch the pheasant in water, wash it again, put it in a clay pot, add some wild mushrooms and a few milk tree roots, and then add water.
Then Wu Hu ran to fill a bucket of clay with a bucket and returned. By the way, he dug up the pheasant egg on the side of the road and buried it.
After returning, Wu Hu immediately made a clay stove next to the stone stove.
The clay stove is very simple, it is just to pile up stones, then put mud on top, then add some firewood inside to light it, and burn the mud to dry and harden.
After the clay stove hardened, Wu Hu placed the pottery pot on it and added firewood again.
About half an hour later, as the sun was about to set, Zhan Langjing and the others also returned.
Before anyone arrived, Yahuazi's proud laughter came first, "Fat Tiger, do you think we found something?"
Wu Hu turned around and saw that Yahuazi was carrying an engineering shovel on his shoulder. Behind the engineering shovel hung two small lumps. When he took a closer look, Wu Hu was also shocked.
"Is that durian?" Lao Hu, who was lying on the bed, stretched his neck and asked.
Zhan Langjing also had a few hanging on his shoulders. Milk Cha Lun carried a rattan basket on his back. Judging from the heavy look, there should be a lot of things.
Sister Tietie and Sister Mina had small bundles of wild vegetables under their armpits.
Judging from their appearance, it is not difficult to imagine that they have gained quite a lot this time.
"It's not durian, it's jackfruit." Zhan Langjing said with a smile: "This is really a big harvest, we actually came across a jackfruit tree."
Wu Hu laughed and walked up to him, taking the shovel off Yahuazi's shoulder, "Sissi, you've worked hard, I'm here to help you!"
After placing the jackfruit and shovel on the ground, he went up to help Wolf Warrior Jing take down a few jackfruit hanging on his shoulders, "Brother Jing, thank you for your hard work!"
Finally, I helped him lift the basket on Milk Cha Lun’s back, but the weight was okay, not very heavy. There probably wasn’t any jackfruit in it. “Brother Lun, thank you for your hard work!”
"Sister Tie Tie and Sister Nana have worked hard too!"
With that said, Wu Hu ran to pour a bowl of coconuts for everyone and handed them to them diligently, "Who discovered it? I didn't expect that there are wild jackfruit on this island."
"uh-huh!"
Yahuazi held a water glass in one hand and her small waist with the other hand, and raised her eyebrows at Wu Hu proudly, with a self-satisfied expression of 'it's me, come and praise me'.
Several others chuckled, and Mina laughed and said, "Sister Sissi discovered it, but she encountered it while chasing a rabbit with a bow and arrow."
"A rabbit?" Wu Hu asked.
Yahuazi, who was originally very proud, immediately rolled her eyes at him, "Why mention rabbits when there is such a good thing? Isn't this thing better than rabbits? There are many of these things on that tree! Don't look at its size.
It's not big, and there isn't much meat inside, but aren't its seeds edible? I've checked information on this."
After Zhan Langjing moistened his throat, he nodded and said: "Indeed, although there is not much pulp, there is still some, and there are indeed a lot of seeds in it. Unfortunately, I heard that this thing cannot be eaten with bee water, let's
You can only choose one of the two."
Wu Hu said with a smile: "It's simple! This thing must not be ripe yet! Let it sit for a few days and then wait until it is ripe! You can't really peel it off and eat the seeds! That would be too wasteful."
With that said, Wu Hu looked at Zhan Langjing again, "Brother Jing, is that tree big? How many more are there?"
Zhan Langjing shook his head, "I didn't count carefully, but there must be twenty or thirty. Let's pick a few first and wait for a few days to see if they are edible. Then we can pick them slowly later."
Wu Hu nodded, "Even if there isn't much pulp, it's okay to eat the seeds. When the seeds are cooked, they can be considered a kind of food."
Except for the eight jackfruits, the rest are wild mushrooms and various wild vegetables.
Judging from the wild vegetables they picked back, the most common ones were dandelions and other common wild vegetables, followed by wild fungi, most of which were Qingtou pear. It felt like they had brought the Qingtou pear to the whole family.
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It has to be said that the rainy weather for three consecutive days provided very sufficient conditions for the growth of wild fungi. Unfortunately, they encountered this group of uninvited guests.
However, even without their group of uninvited guests, the fate of these wild fungi would not be too good either. They would either be eaten by other insects or rot.
Their lifespan is not very long.
“With these reserves, I feel that the future is bright again!”
Wu Hu was filled with joy and sighed.
Several people were sitting in the shelter, chatting and resting. The fragrance of chicken soup and mushrooms gradually floated out from the clay pots. Smelling this fragrance, everyone felt as if all their fatigue was swept away.
"Panghu, can you drink the chicken soup?" Yahuazi asked.
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Stew for a while longer, you go and wash your face first! Rest for a while, and you will almost be ready to eat."
Chicken soup was stewed in clay pots, and seafood was steaming in the pot. These seafood were all snails and shellfish, small fish and crabs were cooked at noon.
Of course, you can also mix in some fresh wild vegetables later.
This was their dinner, which was very simple, but there was nothing to be done about it. The sea water was still very turbid in the morning, and everyone couldn't go to the sea to hunt fish!
Compared to other groups, they are pretty good.
At least they had coconut snails for lunch and chicken soup for dinner.
In terms of food quality alone, they all believe that they must be the best among the six groups.
Wu Hu took the saber, took out the mushrooms from the rattan basket, and cut off the soiled roots of the mushrooms one by one. Sister Tietie very discerningly brought a rattan mat and placed it next to him.
Remove the muddy rhizome, then cut the whole flower in half and place it on a rattan mat. You can put it in the sun to dry in the sun tomorrow and make it dry.
"Fat Hu, you can go pick some mangoes tomorrow and come back." Yahuazi rummaged through Wu Hu's backpack, counted the few mangoes left in the backpack, and said, "There were no other fruits before, so I can't ask you to put those mangoes away."
It’s all a disaster, now there’s Paramita…”
Wu Hu smiled and said: "Okay! Anyway, you have to keep that thing for a few days after you pick it off."
While chatting, Yahuazi said "Hey" and asked: "What's wrong with the two hundred thousand? Why does he look depressed? He didn't feed him at noon. Is he hungry?"
Speaking of this, Lao Hu burst into laughter.
Yahuazi looked at Lao Hu and blinked, "Uncle Hu, are you laughing at Sissi?"
After all, when Yahuazi fed 200,000 people at noon, Wu Hu laughed at her, saying that 200,000 was trying to gain sympathy and coaxed her into feeding her. In fact, 200,000 had food reserves.
Lao Hu waved his hand, "Sissi, don't be cute, I didn't laugh at you, I laughed at 200,000 yuan."
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said, "Sissi, don't disturb Baibao Wan, it is hatching eggs now! If you scare it, I'm afraid it will break those wild eggs."
"..."
Everyone couldn't help but look at Wu Hu.
Milk Cha Lun said with a smile: "Whose idea was it? Let a bird hatch eggs for a pheasant? It is simply a genius idea! When the little pheasant hatches in the future, it should be its mother!"
"Obviously it was Lao Hu who came up with this genius idea!" Wu Hu said with a smile: "Originally, I thought Lao Hu would have to stay in bed these days, or I would let Lao Hu help me."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Yahuazi nodded and said: "I think this is a good idea! Uncle Hu, why do you refuse? If you can hatch those pheasant cubs, you will be their mother in the future, and they will follow you wherever you go.
, isn’t it very majestic?”
Lao Hu smiled and said: "If you want this prestige, you can help it with 200,000 yuan! You can see that it looks nervous because it needs its mother. It must be extremely eager to get your help."
Zhan Langjing looked at 200,000, touched his chin, and said curiously: "Speaking of which, I'm quite curious, how do you get a bird to willingly help a pheasant hatch eggs?"
Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu, shook his head and said, "I think there must be 200,000 people with love!"
Lao Hu nodded in agreement, not daring to speak out about the bad move. There was nothing wrong with joking in private, but it would be a bit bad if it really became known to everyone.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were also a little confused, and then they all speculated, how did they do it? As for the reason that 200,000 people have love, they would not believe it.