Chapter 163 Feeling like a car is rolling on your face
A clay pot of water was slowly boiled over low heat until it became half a pot, and the chicken soup had a richer flavor. If there were no other leftover ingredients and everyone needed a lot of food, Wu Hu would have wanted to make it into chicken stewed with mushrooms.
Although mushrooms are fresh, they do not absorb juice as well as dried mushrooms.
When everyone was drinking the fragrant chicken soup, eating seafood, mixed with wild vegetables, and eating with gusto, Wu Hu especially hoped that there would be rice at this time, so that he could use the chicken soup to soak the rice. It is estimated that he could easily kill the three big ones.
bowl.
But for them, rice is simply a luxury, and every bit of rice must be used carefully. Especially when it rained for three days in a row, the rice reserves were almost exhausted.
Even they were living in such poverty, Wu Hu believed that other groups must be even worse off than them.
The advantages brought to them by winning three championships in a row are self-evident.
Think about it, the previous three championships were a showcase of their group’s strength each time!
Although the first time relied on the popularity of Yahuazi and Milk Cha Lun, he also had a dark horse, so the championship advantage was extremely obvious. The second time was based on Sister Cai's strength, but something unexpected happened at the last moment, causing Cai to win.
My sister was accidentally eliminated.
And the third time, it was entirely due to my own intelligence that I won the championship.
As for some people saying that he sells out his sex appeal, he completely denies it.
Well, it was Yahuazi who said this in private. Wu Hu didn't know what Yahuazi's psychology was that led him to have such a twisted idea.
By the way, the one who sells out her looks is actually the cake maker herself!
However, in order to prevent the image of the Cake Maker from collapsing in front of everyone, Wu Hu decided to keep this secret for the Cake Maker and let him carry everything by himself.
While drinking chicken soup, Wu Hu's thoughts were wandering and he didn't know where they were going.
It wasn't until Mina called him twice that he came back to his senses, "What's wrong?"
"What is Fat Hu thinking? He keeps staring at Sister Meina, making her feel embarrassed." Yahuazi chuckled, but Wu Hu always felt that she was sneering.
In Wu Hu's private live broadcast room, the live broadcast at this time is indeed filled with sister Mina. Everyone is still wondering why Wu Hu keeps staring at sister Mina!
Some netizens ridiculed, "Although Sister Mina has not taken care of herself for a long time and her skin has become a lot duller, I have to say that she is really naturally beautiful!"
"Sister Mina's facial features are indeed very delicate. The beauty of the Western Regions is not just talk. Otherwise, why would the ancient emperors want to conquer the Western Regions!"
"Maybe the emperor just wants to eat raisins and mutton skewers?"
"Haha... do you want to laugh me to death?"
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"Oh! I was thinking just now, what kind of program will the program team prepare for us this week?" Wu Hu opened his mouth and said, "The first time was a performance party, and now there should not be such a relaxing program again.
The second time was about personal survival, but we lost Sister Cai. The third time was more relaxed and just entertained the guests well. So what about this time?"
Zhan Langjing shook his head and said: "It's useless to think about it now. Let's just wait for the notice from the program team! We were just discussing whether to hand over those wild eggs to the program team?"
"Leave it to them?" Wu Hu said and glanced at everyone.
Zhan Langjing nodded and said: "After all, we have nothing here, maybe those wild eggs cannot be hatched successfully. If the program team takes over, the success rate will definitely be higher."
"Isn't there 200,000 people helping me?" Wu Hu said, looking at everyone, and finally at Yahuazi, "Is this what you mean?"
Yahuazi said: "I would like to keep them, but I'm afraid that two hundred thousand won't be able to hatch those pheasant eggs. Wouldn't this be equivalent to harming those pheasant chicks?"
Yahuazi is still kind-hearted and knows the importance of things.
Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "Even if the hatching is successful, there will still be trouble! Think about it, if we raise two hundred thousand eggs now, we will already have an extra portion of food. If all those wild eggs are hatched successfully in the future, there will be ten
There’s a little pheasant!”
"Nine. One of the wild eggs has been broken by me. It cannot survive and has been buried in the soil by me." Wu Hu corrected.
"Nine or ten, that's about it!" Milk Cha Lun said with a smile.
Wu Hu nodded and said: "Since everyone is inclined to hand them over to the program team, let's contact the program team! It happens to save us some food."
When the assistant director in charge of the second team received the communication from the second team, Director Zhao stood not far away and gestured to the assistant director in charge of the second team, meaning: reject them!
The assistant director in charge of the second team nodded, coughed slightly, and said, "We already understand your problem. Judging from the egg that Fat Tiger opened before, the pheasant cub has basically taken shape and will be ready in four or five days at most."
Successfully hatched. With a body temperature of 200,000, those little pheasants should be able to hatch successfully, so you don’t have to worry."
"Director, we don't have that much food to raise them." Zhan Langjing said directly.
The assistant director wanted to say: That is your own business!
But saying this was a bit too offensive, so the assistant director laughed and said: "Pheasants can be kept free-range, and the chicks don't need much food. When they grow up, they can be placed in the forest and let them forage for themselves. In addition, the chickens can be raised freely."
, wouldn’t it be nice to have some pets to relieve your boredom?”
pet?
No! Those are all reserve grains!
Zhan Langjing's negotiations with the program team ultimately ended in failure.
In fact, everyone can guess that the program team will reject them. Previously, the program team was willing to pay 200,000 yuan for the second team to help take care of a bird. Now there are a group of chicks, and the program team does not need to pay anything.
The team will only take over if they are stupid.
Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Yahuazi looked at Wu Hu and said, "Fat Tiger, why don't you build a nest for those pheasant cubs? They are so small, if they run around, they will be picked up by snakes!"
"The pheasant cubs are still gone!" Wu Hu said speechlessly.
Tietie also looked around and said, "How about we go back and surround this place into a small yard so that the little chickens won't run out..."
After hearing this, sister Mina also joined the discussion with great interest.
It can be seen that these three girls are all inclined to keep those pheasant cubs. However, due to the pressure of survival before, they could only reluctantly part with them, but now...
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said: "Let those little chickens toss around here, and they will end up with chicken poop everywhere. This is too annoying. It is better to make a pen and keep them in captivity. In addition, you guys
Don't keep them as pets. They are our food reserves and protein for walking. When they grow up, kill them one by one and eat their meat. If you keep them as pets and develop feelings for them, then you will still have them.
Can you finish three big bowls with tears in your eyes?"
The three girls opened their mouths and suddenly felt melancholy.
Zhan Langjing, Lao Hu, and Milk Cha Lun laughed and shook their heads.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens laughed and complained at the same time, "Why did God finish three big bowls in tears? Why does Fat Tiger always make people want to hit him when he talks, but they can't help but laugh?"
"Fat Tiger's mouth is so damaging and mean. It's totally normal to want to hit him!"
"It's a pity that I can't beat him, hey..."
"He just likes to see you unable to defeat him and give him a helpless expression."
"You are such a good person, why do you have a mouth?"
"You think his ex-girlfriend dumped him, could this be the reason?"
"Haha... maybe there really is!"
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Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "Fat Tiger, you are too ruthless. You just killed their idea of raising pet chickens. So what if you let them be happy for a while first?"
Yahuazi nodded and said: "Fat Hu, you really have no interest at all!"
Tie Tie nodded in agreement, "Brother Hu, this will make girls stay away from you."
Sister Mina looked at Wu Hu, opened her mouth, and finally held back.
Wu Hu glanced at her and said with a smile: "Let Nana tell you what you want to say about Brother Hu!"
Everyone's eyes turned to sister Mina.
Sister Mina coughed slightly and waved her hands: "No! I, I just want to say that by the time these pheasant cubs grow up, our program may be over!"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned, and then laughed.
Yahuazi despised Wu Hulai, "Look, you are a villain for nothing! You are a ruthless guy!"
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Nana is still the most sober, and Nana is still the youngest! Hey!"
Being ridiculed by Lao Hu, the three brothers and sisters were a little embarrassed. They had just stared at the chicks, pets, and walking proteins. They did not realize that it takes time for the chicks to grow up. How can they grow up between two
Mature within three months? It’s not like those broiler chickens that can be sold in two months.
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "Okay! Let's go back and wait for the chicks to hatch successfully and build a shack for them... Sissi, stop despising me, or you will lose me."
Yahuazi, who was looking down at Wu Hu with his eyes, said, "Who cares!"
But soon, Yahuazi began to admit her mistake, because not long after, Wu Hu's identity became a masseur. It rained for three days in a row, and everyone did not do much work, so they did not let Wu Hu give them a massage. But today,
Everyone is very tired after a busy day outside.
Therefore, when she saw Wu Hu pinching the feet of sister Mina and Tietie, and then looking at her with a chuckle, Yahuazi acted decisively, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, Brother Hu
,I was wrong!"
Seeing Yahuazi's ability to change her face, countless netizens burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.
"It's over. Yahuazi has been completely poisoned by Fat Tiger and turned into his shape."
"This ability to bend and stretch is exactly the same as Wu Hu's!"
"It's so funny! Is this still the Yahuazi we are familiar with?"
"Oh my god! My immortal, Fat Tiger, you can give me back my immortal!"
"Acting! This is the acting of our fairy sister!"
"I'm out of sight!"
"I'm blind!"
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Wu Hu chuckled, "Didn't someone just rightfully say that it's not rare?"
Yahuazi shook his head, "Then you must have heard wrong. I said 'very rare'."
"What did you say? I was wrong?" Wu Hu looked shocked.
"I was wrong! Brother Hu, come on quickly! It's getting late..." Yahuazi lay down, kicked her feet, spread her toes, opened her teeth and claws, and greeted Wu Hu.
As soon as these words came out, not only everyone burst into laughter, but even the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, "These words are so ambiguous, it feels like a car rolling over my face."
"Hahaha... Yahuazi herself is embarrassed."
When the fairy mother who was watching her daughter's live broadcast heard her daughter's words, she slapped her forehead with a 'pop' sound. She always felt that her blood pressure was rising.
Fortunately, Wu Hu remembered that he had just pressed the feet of Sister Tietie and Sister Mina, otherwise he would have almost accidentally put his palm on his forehead.
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "I'll give Brother Jing a press first. He'll have to get up and go diving with me soon! Let him rest first."
Yahuazi also realized that there was something wrong with what she just said, and she felt a little embarrassed. She hummed softly and stopped talking.
Fortunately, Zhan Langjing did not continue the topic. Instead, he turned over and lay on the bed, telling Wu Hu where he needed to press more on his back.
The atmosphere did not become awkward because of that moment, after all, the embarrassed person was already lying there without speaking.