Chapter 173 Come, tell my sister, is it good-looking?
boom!
Both of them felt their minds went blank.
When Yahuazi came back to her senses, she couldn't help feeling embarrassed when she saw that Wu Hu was still looking straight at her after being discovered by her.
So she raised her right hand, stretched out her index and middle fingers, and made a gesture as if she wanted to gouge out her eyes. Then she put her thumb on her neck and made a clean and slit motion of wiping her neck, as if to say
:You are dead, Fat Tiger!
Seeing this action, Wu Hu came back to his senses and sighed secretly, who cares!
Then I continued to chop the coconut leaves, but the greasy feeling lingered in my mind.
In the end, Wu Hu was secretly glad that he was not wearing a camera, otherwise if such a large social death scene was exposed, Yahuazi would really kill him!
At the same time, I secretly wondered whether the program team had arranged some cameras on this island. If I turned around and ran to relieve myself, I would be facing the hidden camera...
Wu Hu couldn't help but shudder when he thought of that scene of social death.
I thought: If something like this really happens, the program team will block the signal in time!
When Wu Hu came down from the coconut tree, Yahuazi had also come back. He even pretended not to notice, kicked the camera lens that Wu Hu had set up, and then walked towards Wu Hu, "Fat Hu, you said coconut
Does it count as fruit?”
After using words to make Wu Hu relax his guard, Yahuazi moved his hands towards the fat on Wu Hu's waist and ribs, gritted his teeth and sneered in a low voice, "Come on, tell me sister, does it look good? Hmm?"
Feeling the pain in his waist and ribs, Wu Hu gasped, but did not dare to scream. He knew that Yahuazi was really angry because it was really painful.
He could only raise his chest and shrink his abdomen, stand on tiptoes, grin his teeth, and whisper: "Sister, that was really an accident, I didn't mean it."
"I've warned you, but you still look at it, thinking that I don't dare to deal with you?" Yahuazi gritted his teeth, but did not dare to speak too loudly.
"No! I just couldn't help it. Although it's rude, I really didn't mean to be a hooligan. Please look at my sincere eyes." Wu Hu said, giving Ya Huazi a sincere look similar to a sausage-mouth version of Ouyang Feng, and almost asked
It's time to say 'should we hang on or not'?
After coughing slightly, he whispered again: "Please believe me, it was an accident. No one knows when the accident will come, and it can't be stopped, right? Just like when I, a little expert in diving, almost died in
It’s the same as in the sea.”
"But I've warned you and you still read it. Do you think I will believe it?"
Yahuazi gritted her teeth and suddenly twisted hard, and Wu Hu's height suddenly increased a little. He could only silently reach out and pat the back of her hand, signaling her to be gentler.
In fact, Wu Hu can understand Yahuazi's mood at this time. Although the relationship between us has improved a lot after getting along with each other these days, after all, she is a girl and a big star. If there is such a social death scene, it will not explode.
It's all good.
Wu Hu smiled helplessly, "To be honest, at that moment, my mind was completely blank, as if I couldn't think anymore. I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, and I didn't know how to react at that time.
…”
This is Wu Hu's truth. After all, the incident was so unexpected that he was caught off guard.
"Then what do you think we should do?" Yahuazi hummed. She was definitely angry. She could only use this method to hide her shame. After all, it was too embarrassing.
"Sister, can you let me go first? If you continue to pinch me like this, this piece of my flesh will be blackened, which will have a great impact on our next competition."
Hearing this, Yahuazi hummed softly and let him go. In fact, she also needed a step up.
Wu Hu took a long breath, opened his T-shirt and took a look. Not only was it red, but there was also a hint of purple in the red, which showed how ruthless Yahuazi's attack was this time.
When Yahuazi saw the purple patch on Wu Hu's waist and ribs, she turned her head silently, as if she also realized that her attack was a bit harsh, and she was a little embarrassed to face it.
But when Wu Hu looked at her with a wronged and pitiful expression, she became hardened again, "What are you looking at? You still think you have been wronged innocently, right?"
"I'm not innocent, I'm not wronged, I deserve it, I deserve it..."
Wu Hu quickly shook his head, although what he wanted to say in his heart was: I am so innocent and so unlucky. I didn't see anything, so I suffered this unreasonable disaster!
The distance is so far, and you can only see a touch of whiteness on the lower half of the back. You can't see anything in the key places! Even if you can see it, it's not a high-definition version.
But he obviously couldn't say this, and he would suffer if he did.
Alas! Woman, your name is unreasonable!
Wu Hu quickly walked over, put the camera on his head, and turned on the mic, so that Yahuazi wouldn't be able to act violently with his beauty in front of thousands of netizens!
With this 'Sword of Shang Fang', Wu Hu's waist immediately straightened a lot, but with this straightening, the pain in his waist and ribs returned faintly.
Sure enough, I still need to lose weight! There is too much meat here, and it is too easy for her to get started.
Wu Hu has another reason to lose weight.
He could only gasp, ignoring Yahuazi's "angry eyes", picked up two green coconuts on the ground, ran to the sun umbrella where Xiao Zhao and Xiao Zhou were, and then handed the two coconuts to the
The two little brothers said, "The weather is quite hot, so I'll treat you two to some coconut juice... By the way, let me ask, is this coconut a fruit?"
Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao just took the coconut and were stunned for a moment after hearing this. Then Xiao Zhao said weakly: "Although coconut is indeed a kind of fruit, Brother Hu, didn't you read carefully the warm reminder at the bottom of the list?
"
"What kind of reminder?"
Wu Hu took the list on the table and looked at it. There was indeed a warm reminder below, which said that because there were too many coconuts, they were not included in the redemption food range.
"Aren't you discriminating against coconuts? This is still coconut country!"
Wu Hu said unhappily, turned around and left angrily, took two steps, then strode back, and angrily took away the two coconuts he had just given away.
Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao were left staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
In the live broadcast room, countless fans burst into laughter.
Netizens from Coconut Country were new to Fat Tiger and didn't know his temperament, so they all said, "Oh! This fat guy is so ungraceful. How can he get back what he gave away?"
"Hahaha... this fat guy is so funny, he is so heartless!"
"Isn't it said that Chinese people are very polite? Haha..."
"Isn't there an old saying in China that says, 'When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds'? There's no need to make such a fuss!"
"But isn't he afraid of being said to be rude and unmannered? He actually showed it so blatantly on the show."
…
Netizens who are flower growers complained, "As expected of you, Fat Tiger, you are so badass!"
"Fat Tiger is so incompetent that he is furious! The program team directly banned his ultimate move. All I can say is: Planner Dog, well done! Haha..."
"Dog Planner: My forty-meter-long sword almost came out of its sheath. If you can tell me, tell me more!"
"Actually, you can't blame Fat Tiger. He said that coconut is not a fruit. Who else would be angry?"
"I also think the program team is right to ban coconuts. Otherwise, as long as you can climb trees, there will be endless coconuts! Everyone can just watch them picking coconuts in the past two days."
"The two guys were dumbfounded. I didn't expect Fat Tiger to be such a bitch!"
"Ha ha……"
Just when netizens were madly complaining about Wu Hu, they heard Wu Hu laughing loudly from the live broadcast room, "I'm teasing you! Go on!"
Although we couldn't see what happened in Wu Hu's live broadcast room, we could more or less guess that he must have thrown the coconut back towards the two little brothers.
The fact was just as they guessed, Wu Hu was just teasing these two people.
Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao were fooled by Wu Hu and smiled helplessly. What could they say? You can't call Fat Hu a piece of shit! Although Fat Hu is a piece of shit.
But the two soon discovered that they had coconuts, but they couldn't open them! Xiao Zhao shouted to Wu Hu: "Brother Hu, please lend me your ax. We don't have the tools to open the coconuts!"
Wu Hu said with a smile: "I'll figure it out myself and let you experience wilderness life, otherwise you'd think we're here for vacation!"
"..."
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed again when they saw this scene.
"Fat Tiger is really a bitch, I thought he had changed his gender! Haha..."
"Haha... Fat Tiger really deserves a beating!"
"In other words, I can't beat Fat Tiger. Otherwise, those two guys might have been unable to resist attacking him! This bitch..."
…
After playing with the two little brothers for a while, Wu Hu finally felt a lot better. Then he walked back without looking away, picked up the coconut on the sand, opened a coconut with an ax, and handed it to Yao without raising his head.
After Yahuazi took the coconuts, he opened his backpack, put the coconuts into the backpack, and then started to pack the coconut leaves.
Seeing that Wu Hu didn't say a word or even look at her, Yahuazi became very angry. She ground her silver teeth lightly on the coconut shell. She wanted to get angry but couldn't do it in front of thousands of netizens.
I can only think in my heart: Damn Fat Tiger, you are pretending to be dead with me here!
Thinking of the death scene before, her little face couldn't help but feel faintly hot. She could only drink the coconut juice, turned around and walked towards the woods, kicking the sand as if she was having a bad temper.
Fortunately, no one could see Yahuazi's expression, otherwise they would definitely be able to tell that something was wrong. She was obviously very happy before, but now she feels a little angry.
Wu Hu casually went to the woods and pulled a vine, tied the coconut leaves into a pile, and carried it on his shoulders. Then he followed Yahuazi into the woods with his backpack in one hand.
Wu Hu acted as if nothing had happened and said: "We have to choose a place first and build a simple shelter. Although it shouldn't rain, we are afraid that there will be dew in the morning."
This is a tropical maritime monsoon climate. There is usually plenty of rain and strong sunshine. There is dew most of the time in the morning. If you don’t take something to cover yourself, you will definitely get wet.
Yahuazi said 'hmm' and said no more.
This atmosphere made netizens feel a little strange. Yahuazi was not so silent along the way! What's going on?
Yahuazi walked casually in front, holding a branch in his hand and sweeping it on both sides.
While scanning, a shadow suddenly fell from the nearby tree. Yahuazi screamed in fright, turned around and ran away. She instinctively hid behind Wu Hu and hugged his arm carrying the bag, "Yes."
Something fell from the tree, it looked a bit like a snake..."
Wu Hu said: "It's not a snake, don't be afraid. That thing has already run away, and it's quite fast. Maybe we can have another meal soon. It should be a sail dragon! Let's follow it."