Chapter 18 As expected of the king of the land, the fat tiger
In the evening, when the rain gradually subsided, each person shared a few roasted plantains, drank some wild vegetable fish soup, and then continued to stay in the shelter. Wu Hu did not continue any work.
However, the whole group continued to turn off the microphone and started rehearsing the show.
Of course, when Nai Cha Lun plays the guitar, he turns his back to prevent some guitar experts from seeing his movements of pressing strings and guessing the program they have prepared.
As for the dancing program, everyone moved the camera to other places and did not expose Sister Hammer and Sister Mina who were preparing to dance.
As for Sister Cai Zi and Fan Cai, because she can't sing well and can only break down when dancing, in the end she had to choose what she is best at, bodybuilding and showing off her figure.
I have to say that this woman's figure is indeed very impressive. Not to mention the curvy figure, the waistcoat line alone is enough to make countless men's hearts flutter.
Wu Hu estimated that the response to this show might be mediocre. After all, when this woman goes fishing in the sea, everyone basically knows her figure clearly.
If you are used to eating delicacies from the mountains and the sea, you won’t find the delicacies from the sea and mountains to be a surprise.
The next day, it was sunny.
Early in the morning, Wu Hu and Lao Hu went to the toilet.
Halfway through, Lao Hu stopped suddenly and shouted: "Oh, shit!"
Wu Hu was puzzled, "What's wrong? You're suddenly startled, and your stomach hurts?"
"No, I forgot to bring the paper. Have you brought it?"
"Didn't you ask me to come with you? You didn't bring any paper."
"Brother Tiger, I'm a little anxious..." Old Hu said, and ran forward, "Brother Tiger, please, thank you!"
When Wu Hu heard this, he couldn't help grinding his teeth, and finally stamped his feet and yelled: "Old Hu, you are simply not a son of a man! It's okay, Fat Tiger, and if there's something, Brother Tiger, it's too realistic."
At this time, all the netizens in the live broadcast room who saw this scene burst into laughter.
The program team actually did not silence Lao Hu, and Lao Hu's foul language appeared directly in front of the majority of netizens. Afterwards, the scene of Wu Hu stamping his feet and cursing, incompetently and furiously made people laugh.
Returning to the shelter and seeing Wu Hu coming back, Sister Iron Hammer asked him, "So soon?"
Wu Hu didn't want to speak, so he silently took off his lens, took the roll of paper, and went to deliver it to Lao Hu.
Later, when Lao Hu came back, Sister Iron Hammer couldn't help but ask him, "Brother Tiger, what's wrong? He had such a fat face just now, and he didn't even reply when I asked him."
Yahuazi wiped her white teeth with charcoal powder and said: "Man! There may be a few unhappy days in a month. We have to understand..."
Lao Hu blinked and finally let out a haha to reveal the matter.
After breakfast, everyone went to the sea together. Today's task was to find food. After the food was found, it was to dig drainage ditches...
But when everyone came to the beach, they found that the water had become turbid and it was difficult to go fishing in the sea. Everyone only picked up some shellfish washed ashore by the sea, or some unfortunate small fish.
There were actually coconuts all over the place, which made everyone happy to collect them.
Sister Cai said she would use these coconuts to boil some coconut oil to replenish fat for everyone.
"You don't need to make up for this fat tiger!" It was Yahuazi who said this. This woman is getting more and more presumptuous now, and she also pretends to be innocent and pitiful.
In fact, judging from her private behavior, she should be able to play the heroine role, but it is estimated that her mother will not like her to act in TV series again.
Indeed, the fairy mother, who is seeing her daughter becoming more and more amusing, is rubbing her brows in annoyance at this moment, very worried that the image her daughter has created in the past will collapse.
But in fact, although some fans cannot accept this kind of Yahuazi, in fact, more fans are supportive of this change of Yahuazi.
In the past, I only thought that Yahuazi was like a fairy who was banished to the human world and could only be viewed from a distance and not desecrated. But now I found that she was the girl next door!
Privately, young ladies are not much different from ordinary girls.
Yahuazi, who had no idea that her mother was worried at this moment, happily picked up the coconuts that had fallen on the ground in the wind and rain, and suddenly she let out a cry of "Hey".
"Sister Cai, sister Cai, is this a coconut snail?"
She held up a large yellow conch about the same size as her head.
Everyone looked at her, and Zhan Langjing laughed and said: "It's a coconut snail! Sissi is amazing! No one else is so lucky. We have lunch, Fat Tiger, do you know how to make it?"
Wu Hu shrugged and spread his hands, "What's the use of knowing how to cook it? There aren't enough ingredients for me to use my skills! But such high-end ingredients often only need to be cooked in the simplest way, leave it to me.
yes!"
Lao Hu curiously asked: "What cooking method?"
"Cook it!"
"Depend on!"
Everyone despised Wu Hulai in an uncivilized manner.
At this time, Sister Cai was setting up a fish basket trap on a distant reef. She first put some crushed small shellfish in the fish basket, then tied a stone to a vine and threw the stone and fish basket into the sea.
The other section is tied to a raised spot on the reef.
Hearing Yahuazi's cry, Sister Cai turned around and looked with a smile on her face.
Such a big snail is enough for everyone to have a good meal.
Milk Tea Lun, who was not far away, looked at Sister Cai and asked with a smile: "I heard that there is also a kind of orb called Melo Pearl inside the coconut snail, which is quite expensive. Is it true?"
Sister Cai nodded, walked to a weir surrounded by stones on the seaside, caught two fist-sized crabs inside, and threw them into the fish basket in the hands of Mina, who was running over.
At the same time, he popularized what Merlot is, and finally said: "But you don't have to have high hopes. There are hundreds of coconut snails, but you may not be able to get one. Wanting to make a fortune from this is tantamount to
gamble."
She looked at Mina. She was probably the poorest among them. She was only eighteen years old and had not yet gone to college.
As for the others, except for Sister Iron Hammer and Wu Hu, they are basically not short of money.
After placing some crushed shellfish in the cofferdam, Cai Zifan took Mina to check the traps he had set up earlier. It rained for most of the day yesterday, so there may not be anything in the traps, but it needs to be checked to avoid being caught by the wind and rain.
destroy.
Sure enough, there was not a single hair left on the traps she had set, and all of them were damaged by wind and rain, so they had to be rearranged.
It took two hours for everyone to move the harvest back to the shelter. Zhan Langjing picked a few green coconuts, used an ax to cut open the coconut shells, and invited everyone to drink the coconut juice inside.
"Fat Tiger, pry open the coconut snail and see if Sissi's luck is as good as ever."
Wu Hu shook his head, grabbed the coconut snail, reached out and gently stroked the soft flesh under the thick and hard suction cup of the coconut snail a few times, then grabbed the suction cup and pulled hard.
The huge force pulled out the coconut snail meat in an instant, causing a group of netizens to howl, "He is indeed the king of land, Fat Tiger, too violent and cruel!"
"Have you noticed that Fat Tiger is so powerful and so cruel?"
"I have never seen coconut snails opened like this. I used a hammer to smash them."
"I only tried using tachyons to pry, and then all my tachyons were replaced with new ones."
On the screen, Wu Hu handed the coconut snail meat to Yahuazi, pointed to the internal organs and said: "It's right here, touch it to see if there are any small beads."
Yahuazi excitedly stretched out her hand to touch the blind box with anticipation.